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[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

In what way?

Not... that i'm disagreeing with you. I'm sure you're right...... i just need to be educated so that i too can see the resemblance.

Is this what's known as stepping into in?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

At least it would be in the same language!

I feel like he could come out a winner. Just stare at her blankly till she finishes and then ask her when dinner will be ready.

The win here is that he'd be fed. Few people probably win a war of words with Lups or Biorin .

I've tried with Biorin. I'm not admitting defeat, but it wasn't a clear victory either - came to a stalemate with neither side giving in, so we've let bygones be bygones. If you ask me, I still maintain my strong opinions on what photogenic means.

Originally Posted by Biorin

I take no issue with you continuing to live in ignorance.

It's bliss I tell you. Pure and utter bliss. Every day I walk out the door supremely confident in the thought that everyone loves me and nobody hates me.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You have... don't be so sure about her. You'll wake up with a horse head in your bed one morning. Err, maybe a Canada Goose head.

Biorin - if you're listening...can we replace the head with 'jacket' instead. It'll run you about $500 probably, but think of how warm I'll be. You'll be helping the less fortunate too, so there's a moral win too. But that argument probably would have more success if I tried it on Lups...

[Sara]

Date night. Wish me luck.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Date night. Wish me luck.

May your harvest be bountiful.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by snack attack

May your harvest be bountiful.

It's just tequila and tacos lol

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Date night. Wish me luck.

Good luck!

After so many dates, do all guys start sounding the same?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by anglo

Good luck!

After so many dates, do all guys start sounding the same?

No. This guy is young. Like a puppy. He's so funny, I keep him around. Usually I date older guys but I'm starting to like guys my own age.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

It's bliss I tell you. Pure and utter bliss. Every day I walk out the door confident in the thought that everyone loves me and nobody hates me.

Biorin - if you're listening...can we replace the head with 'jacket' instead. It'll run you about $500 probably, but think of how warm I'll be. You'll be helping the less fortunate too, so there's a moral win too. But that argument probably would have more success if I tried it on Lups...

I have a Canada Goose jacket. If you want to lose approximately half your body weight (I'm estimating), we can share it. Alternatively, if you're willing to let me place animal appendages in your bed at random, I'll buy you one just for being a good sport.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Sara504

No, see you can be drunk as hell, engaging in sex with the female laying on her back and then the male pulls it out of her vagina, she's still loopy in the brain from all the tequila and he pops it in her mouth and she cant think straight, he cant think straight because he's intoxicated and he just face fucks her for a second before she realizes that he's ramming down her throat and she closes her mouth and pushes him out. See, deer in headlights for a moment or two. Completely possible without biting his dick off right away.

Again, saw it in porn somewhere

Originally Posted by Sara504

Date night. Wish me luck.

Originally Posted by Sara504

It's just tequila and tacos lol

Tequila...are you sure that's a good idea?

I'm staring into my crystal ball and have this strong feeling I'm going to be able to predict the short term future. At least as far as it concerns you.

[Sara]

Yall

[Joekerr]

Nice before pic.

[1MOREMOD]

I bought between 22-23k rounds this past year. I need rehab

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

In what way?

Not... that i'm disagreeing with you. I'm sure you're right...... i just need to be educated so that i too can see the resemblance.

I've noticed with great sadness that your question has gone unanswered by Biorin. This could mean only one of two things:

A - She's wrong and can't think of a proper response, in which case you should definitely press your advantage

OR

B - She's wrong and can't think of a proper response, in which case you should definitely press your advantage

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I bought between 22-23k rounds this past year. I need rehab

If you are serious, live up here. It will do wonders to curb your habit.

Thanks mostly to the draconian measures enacted by our government.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I've noticed with great sadness that your question has gone unanswered by Biorin. This could mean only one of two things:

A - She's wrong and can't think of a proper response, in which case you should definitely press your advantage

OR

B - She's wrong and can't think of a proper response, in which case you should definitely press your advantage

Or she's right because women are always right. Remember that for a successful marriage

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

If you are serious, live up here. It will do wonders to curb your habit.

Thanks mostly to the draconian measures enacted by our government.

Yes serious unfortunately. Didn't shoot it all thankfully. I'm a hoarder. Shot 7732 rounds.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I've noticed with great sadness that your question has gone unanswered by Biorin. This could mean only one of two things:

A - She's wrong and can't think of a proper response, in which case you should definitely press your advantage

OR

B - She's wrong and can't think of a proper response, in which case you should definitely press your advantage

His skin looked like a crispy tortilla. Tonka posted a photo of a crispy tortilla. I (incorrectly?) assumed that one could not fail to notice the obvious resemblance between the two.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Date night. Wish me luck.

good luck

touch his wiener on this date, no more

leave him wanting more

[08njSTEP]

Menu says fish taco.....huh.....huh

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I bought between 22-23k rounds this past year. I need rehab

Nice. We're now on the same government list.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

This man's skin looks like a crispy flour tortilla.

I see now....Ftfy.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Biorin

His skin looked like a crispy tortilla. Tonka posted a photo of a crispy tortilla. I (incorrectly?) assumed that one could not fail to notice the obvious resemblance between the two.

You know what they say about assumptions. And I thought your response would have a little teeth...

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I see now....Ftfy.

Hmmm...are you daring to suggest that Biorin needs any work of hers fixed? I feel she might take exception to your impudence.

Probably be after us both now!