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      03-26-2009, 12:53 PM   #1
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Man Jailed for Vaccum Sex Act...Gross

SAGINAW, Michigan - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.
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lol 77. Probably the size of a prune.
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wow, a man can't even have private time with his trusty hoover anymore.
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WTF!? You can go to jail for fapping with a vaccum?
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