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      08-02-2016, 07:44 PM   #7613
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one of the "babes" i spoke about earlier is drive to CT and hit worthy.


The indian girl...idk you guys scared me
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      08-02-2016, 07:52 PM   #7614
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one of the "babes" i spoke about earlier is drive to CT and hit worthy.


The indian girl...idk you guys scared me
LOL.

I've had bad experiences with Indian girls, as well as Smooshy. But we're both brown, so that may be why.

Then again, you also mentioned some turbulence...

Hmmm, the Enzo-tune might help with the running part
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      08-02-2016, 07:59 PM   #7615
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      08-02-2016, 09:49 PM   #7616
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Smoosh is a grown man now!! HAH!

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      08-02-2016, 10:12 PM   #7617
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      08-02-2016, 10:18 PM   #7618
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Smoosh is a grown man now!! HAH!

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What the hell??? Ok I think your crazy roommate cast a spell on you last night!
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      08-02-2016, 11:40 PM   #7619
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*wipes tear* my, how far you've come

Edit: this sounds like a cutscene from a Peter North flick.
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      08-03-2016, 02:05 AM   #7620
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Can you give me an ETA on the creampie rant? We got a week, a month, what? I want to be prepared this time!
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      08-03-2016, 10:08 AM   #7621
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Did this last week. Waste of time. If was fun for a minute though.
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I just put up ads on craigslist casual encounters. You'd be surprised how many married women just want to suck a dude off behind the Walmart.
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      08-03-2016, 10:17 AM   #7623
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There are a lot of ignorant people out there, one of my relatives dated a guy from Trinidad and Tobago. He looked Indian, my cousins used to call him a terrorist behind his back of course.

I dont know if learning spanish and pass for a Latino on tinder will help.

Mike seems pretty successful on tinder.
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Alright, I bet hes reinstalling within 2 days...whos with me?
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These tags are brutal.

Anyhow, I'm trying to kill time, any stories?
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Can you give me an ETA on the creampie rant? We got a week, a month, what? I want to be prepared this time!
No more creampie rants, promise haha

I'll be something else in a few weeks
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      08-03-2016, 11:09 AM   #7627
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Did this last week. Waste of time. If was fun for a minute though.
X2. HUGE waste of time.

It got to the point where I was matching up with cuties, but sending half-assed messages because I didn't even want to go through all the work of chitchatting, arranging a date, possibly having them bail, taking them out, texting nonstop to draw them in...

Too much fucking work...

And if you have three, four girls you're trying to smoosh...
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You'll be back....they ALWAYS come back
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These tags are brutal.

Anyhow, I'm trying to kill time, any stories?
Negative. Got a few matches on Bumble but no msgs.

Been kicking it with the two from last week. Planning a NY weekend trip with one since she's never been.
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Aatish Any updates about Sweetie my friend ?
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      08-03-2016, 11:58 AM   #7632
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X2. HUGE waste of time.

It got to the point where I was matching up with cuties, but sending half-assed messages because I didn't even want to go through all the work of chitchatting, arranging a date, possibly having them bail, taking them out, texting nonstop to draw them in...

Too much fucking work...

And if you have three, four girls you're trying to smoosh...
That's why I said I never took that app seriously. It's the same bullshit, time after time. I feel bad for anyone that is seriously using it for dating.
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No more creampie rants, promise haha

I'll be something else in a few weeks
Creampie rant? Link...

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X2. HUGE waste of time.

It got to the point where I was matching up with cuties, but sending half-assed messages because I didn't even want to go through all the work of chitchatting, arranging a date, possibly having them bail, taking them out, texting nonstop to draw them in...

Too much fucking work...

And if you have three, four girls you're trying to smoosh...
1. Way too much time and effort put into a program that is Female-centric. They have all the control, and are able to Value/Devalue your time at their whim. So either accept that it's the case or do something about it.

2. It works (it's worked for you) but unlike a woman, guys just have to play the game longer for better odds.

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You'll be back....they ALWAYS come back
Truth.

But the real issue here is "What are you looking for?" if it's an easy hookup, I mean Tinder is better/easier/cheaper than any bar game.

If you're (they) looking for something more tangable, maybe you'd want to consider a pay-to-play website like Match.com, it will weed out a couple of undesirables and possibly match you closer to someone you'll actually want to see again.

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Negative. Got a few matches on Bumble but no msgs.

Been kicking it with the two from last week. Planning a NY weekend trip with one since she's never been.
Are you paying? Unless she's your GF, that's WAY too generous.
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