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      10-01-2015, 10:07 AM   #6513
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psst- I recognize Axius' voice
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      10-01-2015, 10:08 AM   #6514
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We don't think he works very hard. He's actually a slacker.
When you woke up (sleepy) I was already tired from work !
No time here for sleepy situations...
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      10-01-2015, 10:10 AM   #6515
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psst- I recognize Axius' voice
No you don't.
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      10-01-2015, 10:12 AM   #6516
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Is it John Travolta
Mixed with a little Morgan Freeman and Gallagher.
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      10-01-2015, 10:12 AM   #6517
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We don't think he works very hard. He's actually a slacker.
When you woke up (sleepy) I was already tired from work !
No time here for sleepy situations...
Yes, but when I'm working, you go to sleep.
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      10-01-2015, 10:12 AM   #6518
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Wait..., so Belgie..., what's your job? What are we doubting about you now? You make ladders?
Yeah right .
Ladders ?
Most women say my dick looks like a ladder .
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      10-01-2015, 10:14 AM   #6519
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Yeah right .
Ladders ?
Most women say my dick looks like a ladder .
So..., your dick has a bunch of empty slots between each rung?



You should probably see a doctor, I don't think that's normal.
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Yes, but when I'm working, you go to sleep.
You are working ?
Ohhhhhh wow Tara .
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      10-01-2015, 10:14 AM   #6521
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Yeah right .
Ladders ?
Most women say my dick looks like a ladder .
You have... a lot of holes in it? Or a lot of piercings across it?
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      10-01-2015, 10:16 AM   #6522
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So..., your dick has a bunch of empty slots between each rung?



You should probably see a doctor, I don't think that's normal.
No it's perfectly normal , because it's actually an extension ladder .
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      10-01-2015, 10:19 AM   #6523
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Hmmmm...., well..., most dicks extend like a ladder, so I guess you're not wrong.
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Yes, but when I'm working, you go to sleep.
You are working ?
Ohhhhhh wow Tara .
Well, no, not at the moment. Still waking up!
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      10-01-2015, 10:21 AM   #6525
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Do you have the clips on the side lock it in place or can it fall down when it feels like it.
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I hear as a ladder gets older, the slide locks slowly stop working properly and the ladder has a hard time going up and staying there.
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We had a dick in a box and now a ladder dick on this thread. Ergo...Tara attracts dicks.
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      10-01-2015, 10:24 AM   #6528
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You have... a lot of holes in it? Or a lot of piercings across it?
You show first what you have , because I showed pics and ID to prove who I am , and you saw the whole thing of me. So I'm waiting to see something of you ...butt or boobs are ok for me .
No piercings in dick here , because I think you saw in my pics that I am highly sensitive ...
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You show first what you have , because I showed pics and ID to prove who I am , and you saw the whole thing of me. So I'm waiting to see something of you ...butt or boobs are ok for me .
No piercings in dick here , because I think you saw in my pics that I am highly sensitive ...
There's now a video of me here with a moustache. It's not very flattering, but I think moustaches are probably on par with naked pics.
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We need to get Belgium on Match.com.
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We need to get Belgium on Match.com.
Something tells me he's more POF.
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There's now a video of me here with a moustache. It's not very flattering, but I think moustaches are probably on par with naked pics.
I've been with a chick with hairy nipples.
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      10-01-2015, 10:28 AM   #6533
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We need to get Belgium on Match.com.
Or Tinder.
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You show first what you have , because I showed pics and ID to prove who I am , and you saw the whole thing of me. So I'm waiting to see something of you ...butt or boobs are ok for me .
No piercings in dick here , because I think you saw in my pics that I am highly sensitive ...
Want to see a pic of my butt, big Belgie boy?
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