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      01-18-2016, 12:03 PM   #21363
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- 6 ° Celsius here ...snow and ice , this morning at 4:30 AM it was woooohooo !
It's been over -20c here. Wonderful...
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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With a sad face like that, I will politely decline.



Don't sit here and try to use being sick as the scapegoat! You might fool your friends with that logic, but not us!
I haz flu
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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I haz flu
Tall glass of Johnnie Walker will knock it right out of you, if you don't feel like suffering that is.
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Tall glass of Johnnie Walker will knock it right out of you, if you don't feel like suffering that is.
Will I be recovered from JW in 12 hours? I have to be Mommy tomorrow.
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Some people get to have all the fun, while the rest of us are left with the uhhhh.... baggage.
You heartless fuck...powerlifters are people too.
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Will I be recovered from JW in 12 hours? I have to be Mommy tomorrow.
Shouldn't you be mommy everyday?
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Will I be recovered from JW in 12 hours? I have to be Mommy tomorrow.
It'll wear off after about 4/5 depending how much you have.


Also, a good cold remedy that I use that seems to work well is Zicam oral spray. Anytime I feel like I'm getting a cold/sick, you spray it on each side of your mouth and hold for 15 seconds. The longest I've ever been sick in the past two years is maybe two days max, and that was this year. Last time I was sick was 2 years ago.


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You heartless fuck...powerlifters are people too.
We haven't gone on a date yet, who knows, she might be a bionic, only will know when the clothes come off.
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It's been over -20c here. Wonderful...
Might you kindly convert your Euro awesomeness to farenheeit so dat we Americans' can unnerstand?
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When the heck did BMW come out with a new car? I saw a 340 today and thought wtf is this.
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Have you banged Sara yet?


We have a pool on it
Grow up.
What? We do!

And Peter Pan told me not to, ya old woman.
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It'll wear off after about 4/5 depending how much you have.


Also, a good cold remedy that I use that seems to work well is Zicam oral spray. Anytime I feel like I'm getting a cold/sick, you spray it on each side of your mouth and hold for 15 seconds. The longest I've ever been sick in the past two years is maybe two days max, and that was this year. Last time I was sick was 2 years ago.




We haven't gone on a date yet, who knows, she might be a bionic, only will know when the clothes come off.
My colleague was sick with a cold and sore throat all last week. I went over her house Saturday and watched Sex and The City season 5 and she kept coughing and coughing. Now I woke up this AM scratching my throat and my head is about to explode.

Can you catch a virus from someone coughing?
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All those girls look average to me.

I'm sure they have a great portfolio on Tinder
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When the heck did BMW come out with a new car? I saw a 340 today and thought wtf is this.
Wait until you see the 420
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What? We do!

And Peter Pan told me not to, ya old woman.
I need a word with your Peter.
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Wait until you see the 420
I celebrate that on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions
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What? We do!

And Peter Pan told me not to, ya old woman.
I need a word with your Peter.
GROOOSSSSSSSSS

you perv! Grow up! Did someone forget to give you your pills over at the old folks home?!
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My colleague was sick with a cold and sore throat all last week. I went over her house Saturday and watched Sex and The City season 5 and she kept coughing and coughing. Now I woke up this AM scratching my throat and my head is about to explode.

Can you catch a virus from someone coughing?
You can certainly catch many sicknesses through airborne alone. Better make sure she doesn't have SARS or anything worse like the crabs or something.


Take a decongestant and a few shots and you'll be alright. Buy some Zicam spray for the future.
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You can certainly catch many sicknesses through airborne alone. Better make sure she doesn't have SARS or anything worse like the crabs or something.


Take a decongestant and a few shots and you'll be alright. Buy some Zicam spray for the future.
I used to NEVER get sick. After having a baby. My child sneezes and boom, I'm sick.
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You can certainly catch many sicknesses through airborne alone. Better make sure she doesn't have SARS or anything worse like the crabs or something.
I'm visual and this is a bad thing.

So what you're saying is that if she coughs, the force is such that the crabs that infest her pubic hair will become airborne and land on Sara's face?

Explain to a simple minded person how this happens...
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Speaking of sick, did any of you watch Lester Holt interviewing those patients of that Cancer DR that was charged with fraud last night?

How horrific!
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