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      10-02-2015, 11:20 AM   #6755
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I think it's you Tara because most girls really like vibrations .
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That sounds actually like a girl ...
Mmmmm...I really would love to see a pic of "your" ID ?
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I'm blonde and in my avatar, big boy

Want to see my ass?
If that pic is you in your Avatar I would love to see your ass .
BTW.....And the rest too ..
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I'm blonde and in my avatar, big boy

Want to see my ass?
If that pic is you in your Avatar I would love to see your ass .
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You must thrive on disappointment, Phil
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You must thrive on disappointment, Phil
Rejection? What? You're trying to reject me? I can't hear you over the sound of no comprehension floating through my brain! LET ME SEE YOU NEKED! smiley face smiley face
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Actually most girls like manners, fun, class, being able to be a goof, responsibility, and normalcy. A perv isn't very high up on that list.
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They also like youth.
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You must thrive on disappointment, Phil
Think you know me , my friend (Thought your name is Alex)
Pulled a bit on your leg , seems it's a usual behavior on here because my legs are 50-cm longer now from the last days
But actually I really like you , and without seeing you ..
Said it many times on here , I just kid 90% of the time and with the sexual things of course too .
Saw lots of people laugh with my shit on here , and that makes me feel good.
In other words...
I like to make other people happy .
Note : This was serious .
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      10-02-2015, 12:13 PM   #6762
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Think you know me , my friend (Thought your name is Alex)
Pulled a bit on your leg , seems it's a usual behavior on here because my legs are 50-cm longer now from the last days
But actually I really like you , and without seeing you ..
Said it many times on here , I just kid 90% of the time and with the sexual things of course too .
Saw lots of people laugh with my shit on here , and that makes me feel good.
In other words...
I like to make other people happy .
Note : This was serious .
I know, Phil. It's like the illegal download thingy, though...sometimes it's a little too much. But hey, I'm like Tinkerbell...I'll be here to remind you

What's the plan for this weekend? Working or working out?

ETA...How tall are you?
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Silence, woman. If we want your opinion, we'll take the duct tape off your mouth.
Oh, and you think keeping this duct tape on is teaching me a lesson also?

If you take it off, I'll sing you a sweet harmony, written by yours truly.

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Said it many times on here , I just kid 90% of the time and with the sexual things of course too .
Saw lots of people laugh with my shit on here , and that makes me feel good.
In other words...
I like to make other people happy .
I'm going to be serious for one second.

You might try to play it off as a joke, but you gotta know when people laugh at your expense instead of the joke you tried to make. There's a way to be playful and silly if you want to make a sexual innuendo, and there's a way to be really creepy about it. Saying directly to someone you want to see them naked, is usually on the creepy side in most context.
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I know, Phil. It's like the illegal download thingy, though...sometimes it's a little too much. But hey, I'm like Tinkerbell...I'll be here to remind you

What's the plan for this weekend? Working or working out?

ETA...How tall are you?
I see , and will try to make my jokes a little softer .

My weekend is actually no weekend , because my work calls but can choose my houres this weekend and need to program tomorrow a new robot .
Sunday I need to return to see how he did the next 24 hours and that I can leave him alone to do his job .
Need to visit my parents this weekend too because my father is sick and for a long time now ...Thought I told this on here that he has prostate...you know what .
Between all this I'm trying to plan to wash my car , because it's still full of insects from through the Ardennes , because I had no time .
And I'm trying also to hit the gym ones this weekend ...but the houre is no problem because I have the keys and sometimes I prefer to be alone in the gym ....and other people leave me alone .
I not really find a partner for the moment because my thing is probably to heavy for a normal person , but I had some training partners over the last 9 years but never for a long time because they know how I am ...I broke several times some cables ect...and I was lucky !

You asked how tall I am ?

I am 1.89 meter tall , in Inch is that ?...
My weight for the moment is 96 kilograms , in lbs is that ?

But I had to stop for about a year with the gym because I had an accident on my work and had a knee distortion with a torn Patella tendon but I worked all the time .
So I had lost a lot of my built in that year , and I was shocked that all the hard work of all the years was almost gone .
But for the moment I can say....I'm back , because I know how and have lots of experience ..So I'm back faster than a normal person .
It's really a hard combination with my work of the balanced food...time to eat and the supplements that I need ,and I know if I had a normal work I had even better results (not working and more sleep was even better )
But you know...We can't have everything .

BTW....How tall are you ? ...weight ? ect..
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      10-02-2015, 01:15 PM   #6765
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I see , and will try to make my jokes a little softer .

My weekend is actually no weekend , because my work calls but can choose my houres this weekend and need to program tomorrow a new robot .
Sunday I need to return to see how he did the next 24 hours and that I can leave him alone to do his job .
Need to visit my parents this weekend too because my father is sick and for a long time now ...Thought I told this on here that he has prostate...you know what .
Between all this I'm trying to plan to wash my car , because it's still full of insects from through the Ardennes , because I had no time .
And I'm trying also to hit the gym ones this weekend ...but the houre is no problem because I have the keys and sometimes I prefer to be alone in the gym ....and other people leave me alone .
I not really find a partner for the moment because my thing is probably to heavy for a normal person , but I had some training partners over the last 9 years but never for a long time because they know how I am ...I broke several times some cables ect...and I was lucky !

You asked how tall I am ?

I am 1.89 meter tall , in Inch is that ?...
My weight for the moment is 96 kilograms , in lbs is that ?


But I had to stop for about a year with the gym because I had an accident on my work and had a knee distortion with a torn Patella tendon but I worked all the time .
So I had lost a lot of my built in that year , and I was shocked that all the hard work of all the years was almost gone .
But for the moment I can say....I'm back , because I know how and have lots of experience ..So I'm back faster than a normal person .
It's really a hard combination with my work of the balanced food...time to eat and the supplements that I need ,and I know if I had a normal work I had even better results (not working and more sleep was even better )
But you know...We can't have everything .

BTW....How tall are you ? ...weight ? ect..
6'2"

211 pounds

Good job on putting that muscle back on, it's a tough road, even for the experienced.
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Need to visit my parents this weekend too because my father is sick and for a long time now ...Thought I told this on here that he has prostate...you know what .
Never a good thing, but it's an indication of your character that you're there for him.

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Need to visit my parents this weekend too because my father is sick and for a long time now ...Thought I told this on here that he has prostate...you know what .
Between all this I'm trying to plan to wash my car , because it's still full of insects from through the Ardennes , because I had no time .
And I'm trying also to hit the gym ones this weekend ...but the houre is no problem because I have the keys and sometimes I prefer to be alone in the gym ....and other people leave me alone .
I not really find a partner for the moment because my thing is probably to heavy for a normal person , but I had some training partners over the last 9 years but never for a long time because they know how I am ...I broke several times some cables ect...and I was lucky !
Sounds like a full weekend, but at least you'll have some time to do Phil stuff.

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I am 1.89 meter tall , in Inch is that ?...
My weight for the moment is 96 kilograms , in lbs is that ?
Google says 6'2", 212 lbs.

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But I had to stop for about a year with the gym because I had an accident on my work and had a knee distortion with a torn Patella tendon but I worked all the time .
So I had lost a lot of my built in that year , and I was shocked that all the hard work of all the years was almost gone .
But for the moment I can say....I'm back , because I know how and have lots of experience ..So I'm back faster than a normal person .
It's really a hard combination with my work of the balanced food...time to eat and the supplements that I need ,and I know if I had a normal work I had even better results (not working and more sleep was even better )
But you know...We can't have everything .
That's pretty good! I don't lift, but I run. The only lifting I do is a soup spoon and/or fork

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6'0", 171 lbs this morning. (1.83 metres and 78 kg).
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Oh, and you think keeping this duct tape on is teaching me a lesson also?

If you take it off, I'll sing you a sweet harmony, written by yours truly.



I'm going to be serious for one second.

You might try to play it off as a joke, but you gotta know when people laugh at your expense instead of the joke you tried to make. There's a way to be playful and silly if you want to make a sexual innuendo, and there's a way to be really creepy about it. Saying directly to someone you want to see them naked, is usually on the creepy side in most context.
Your location is ?
My location is ?
That's the problem => Cultural difference !
Said it before on here , but they said => Right !
I would love to take you with me here....Only 24 hours ..You would run my friend back to the States !
Or maybe become like we over here ..
BTW... "I" am the only guy from Europe/Belgium that is really open on this forum ! Did you noticed that ?
And that's why you guys are seeing the huge Cultural differences in jokes .
But I can also see some serious English words on here like...
Shit , dick ,butt, ass ,white ass , black ass, asshole , fuck yourself ,go screw yourself , tranny , shemale , pussy , holy shit , hot shicks , ass driller , shit driller , killer hooker , smoking pedofile ect...
But of course nothing against you my friend .
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Hey now
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Your location is ?
My location is ?
That's the problem => Cultural difference !
Said it before on here , but they said => Right !
I would love to take you with me here....Only 24 hours ..You would run my friend back to the States !
Or maybe become like we over here ..
BTW... "I" am the only guy from Europe/Belgium that is really open on this forum ! Did you noticed that ?
And that's why you guys are seeing the huge Cultural differences in jokes .
But I can also see some serious English words on here like...
Shit , dick ,butt, ass ,white ass , black ass, asshole , fuck yourself ,go screw yourself , tranny , shemale , pussy , holy shit , hot shicks , ass driller , shit driller , killer hooker , smoking pedofile ect...
But of course nothing against you my friend .
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But I can also see some serious English words on here like...
Shit , dick ,butt, ass ,white ass , black ass, asshole , fuck yourself ,go screw yourself , tranny , shemale , pussy , holy shit , hot shicks , ass driller , shit driller , killer hooker , smoking pedofile ect...
But of course nothing against you my friend .
You forgot "WTF". That one is especially relevant right now.
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But I can also see some serious English words on here like...
Shit , dick ,butt, ass ,white ass , black ass, asshole , fuck yourself ,go screw yourself , tranny , shemale , pussy , holy shit , hot shicks , ass driller , shit driller , killer hooker , smoking pedofile ect...
But of course nothing against you my friend .
You forgot "WTF". That one is especially relevant right now.
That escalated SO quickly, from basic curses to much much more...
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LOL some gets a FIA SUPERLICENSE before the actual driver's license.
Update about what FI pilot Max-Verstappen said today on the Belgian Teletext ..
It was about his driver license..

He said it in a few words..

Now I'm..."Legal to drive" .." But born to race "

And I thought wow , we have not saw the last thing of that guy !
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Oh how I wish I had a phone years ago when my godfather went on and on about how useful and flexible a word "Fuck" is. We had all been drinking tequila in Mexico after visiting the Tres Generacion factory.
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LOL some gets a FIA SUPERLICENSE before the actual driver's license.
Update about what FI pilot Max-Verstappen said today on the Belgian Teletext ..
It was about his driver license..

He said it in a few words..

Now I'm..."Legal to drive" .." But born to race "

And I thought wow , we have not saw the last thing of that guy !
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