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      09-30-2020, 09:15 AM   #4291
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I can't do anything right at work.
This morning I go to reprogram a call button for the public to contact the PD. I've never done this before, but it seems relatively simple. Dial the phone number (took about 5 days to find that) enter the access code, press another code and enter the new number the phone should dial. OK, entered the area code and number. System acknowledges it. Go press the button "We're sorry, you must first dial a 1 and or the area code. BEEP BEEP BEEP. . . "

Falk, now I broke it. Screw it, I'm getting a covefe. I figure now Facilities has to come disconnect the devie to clear the call. Come back and it has timed out. Try this again. ONE area code-phone number.

HEY, it freaking worked!!!!
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      09-30-2020, 10:55 AM   #4292
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Captains Log: It's been one full week since the breakup. Daily sex has escaped my clutches. I'm not saying I haven't had sex in 7 days, I'm just saying it isn't happening daily now. Oddly enough, I'm ok with it because now I'm getting sleep. I am curious as to how long I can continue like this, without snapping on some poor, unsuspecting person.
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      09-30-2020, 12:17 PM   #4294
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Captains Log: It's been one full week since the breakup. Daily sex has escaped my clutches. I'm not saying I haven't had sex in 7 days, I'm just saying it isn't happening daily now. Oddly enough, I'm ok with it because now I'm getting sleep. I am curious as to how long I can continue like this, without snapping on some poor, unsuspecting person.
This confession requires an additional confession. It's been one full week since the breakup... I'm not saying I haven't had sex in 7 days.

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      09-30-2020, 12:19 PM   #4295
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This confession requires an additional confession. It's been one full week since the breakup... I'm not saying I haven't had sex in 7 days.

Might I add the ever important caveat that the knuckle shuffle neither counts, nor needs mentioned.....
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      09-30-2020, 12:26 PM   #4296
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You hook up in less than a week?
Yes there is more to confess.
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      09-30-2020, 12:51 PM   #4297
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This confession requires an additional confession. It's been one full week since the breakup... I'm not saying I haven't had sex in 7 days.

I feel that my original confession confesses everything.

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Might I add the ever important caveat that the knuckle shuffle neither counts, nor needs mentioned.....
No need in mentioning, as I agree it doesn't count. Oddly enough, I haven't participated in masterbatory activities at all since the breakup. She was my highlight reel. Now unfortunately, my highlight reel will be tainted with emotions of missing her rather than admiring the body; so I'm honestly kinda afraid to. Don't want to deal with the emotional end of any of it right now.

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You hook up in less than a week?
Yes there is more to confess.
Yes, in less than a week.....and I agree there is more. It's happened twice.
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I feel that my original confession confesses everything.



No need in mentioning, as I agree it doesn't count. Oddly enough, I haven't participated in masterbatory activities at all since the breakup. She was my highlight reel. Now unfortunately, my highlight reel will be tainted with emotions of missing her rather than admiring the body; so I'm honestly kinda afraid to. Don't want to deal with the emotional end of any of it right now.



Yes, in less than a week.....and I agree there is more. It's happened twice.
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I do what I can.....and if possible.....I do it again.
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Captains Log: It's been one full week since the breakup. Daily sex has escaped my clutches. I'm not saying I haven't had sex in 7 days, I'm just saying it isn't happening daily now. Oddly enough, I'm ok with it because now I'm getting sleep. I am curious as to how long I can continue like this, without snapping on some poor, unsuspecting person.
Captains log day 8. Went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.
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      09-30-2020, 01:39 PM   #4301
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You hook up in less than a week?
Yes there is more to confess.
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Yes, in less than a week.....and I agree there is more. It's happened twice.
does MKSixer need to break out his STD pics?
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does MKSixer need to break out his STD pics?
I don't know why I would need him to.

I'd prefer he didn't, I'd like to still have sex in the future.
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I'm stressed out to the point where I'm about to drop everything and run back to my mom

It really sucks when you think your attitude of "we'll fix this" doesn't fix anything, but barely saves the day when your stressors compound - I genuinely don't know what to do

Classes being hard does not help the same line from every god damn employer "sorry, we don't hire foreigners but we'll keep your resume on file in case something pops up" I'm starting to think something else is fucky on how I present myself and/or my resume and they just blame this since it's the easiest

Plus financial troubles; I'm just mentally tired man

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I'm stressed out to the point where I'm about to drop everything and run back to my mom

It really sucks when you think your attitude of "we'll fix this" doesn't fix anything, but barely saves the day when your stressors compound - I genuinely don't know what to do

Classes being hard does not help the same line from every god damn employer "sorry, we don't hire foreigners but we'll keep your resume on file in case something pops up" I'm starting to think something else is fucky on how I present myself and/or my resume and they just blame this since it's the easiest

Plus financial troubles; I'm just mentally tired man

Someone actually told you that they don't hire foreigners??? And if something pops up, they have your resume and CV on file why would they bother then? If something pops up, is that going to change your origin of birth? Everyone here will join me in saying, chin up pickle; it only gets worse as you get older, but your ability to deal with adversity gets better as you age.

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I'm stressed out to the point where I'm about to drop everything and run back to my mom

It really sucks when you think your attitude of "we'll fix this" doesn't fix anything, but barely saves the day when your stressors compound - I genuinely don't know what to do

Classes being hard does not help the same line from every god damn employer "sorry, we don't hire foreigners but we'll keep your resume on file in case something pops up" I'm starting to think something else is fucky on how I present myself and/or my resume and they just blame this since it's the easiest

Plus financial troubles; I'm just mentally tired man

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+1 on someone actually told you that?
Seriously, you didn’t want to work in that environment anyway.
If you want you could go after them as that is discrimination.
Granted there is not much benefit to you in that, maybe a little revenge might make you feel better.
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Someone actually told you that they don't hire foreigners??? And if something pops up, they have your resume and CV on file why would they bother then? If something pops up, is that going to change your origin of birth? Everyone here will join me in saying, chin up pickle; it only gets worse as you get older, but your ability to deal with adversity gets better as you age.

Sorry you're having a rough time brother. Get at me if you need.
Yes!! The vice president of a company has flat out told me he would hire me if I were a citizen last year, and basically repeated the same thing this year.

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+1 on someone actually told you that?
Seriously, you didn’t want to work in that environment anyway.
If you want you could go after them as that is discrimination.
Granted there is not much benefit to you in that, maybe a little revenge might make you feel better.
Eh, the whole paperwork thing turns companies off which I kind of understand. The phrasing I guess is what lets them get away with it - I guess it's ok when they say "sorry we don't sponsor" but not ok when they say "yea no foreigners bro sorry"

And honestly I'm graduating in less than 3 months so I really don't mind where I work at this point, the uncertainty is getting to me hahaha I just need to know unless I fail my courses, my ass will not be grass
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Only 3 months left, you can do it!
Things will change after that just focus on school right now.
I know, so hard to do when young but it will pay off if you finish putting in the time.
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I don't know why I would need him to.

I'd prefer he didn't, I'd like to still have sex in the future.
To be clear, these are not MY STD pictures but only from reputable medical journals.

If I can get a few more requests, I'd be happy to post a few. Please let me know if you prefer oral STD pics, the nether regions, or something more creative.

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I feel that my original confession confesses everything.



No need in mentioning, as I agree it doesn't count. Oddly enough, I haven't participated in masterbatory activities at all since the breakup. She was my highlight reel. Now unfortunately, my highlight reel will be tainted with emotions of missing her rather than admiring the body; so I'm honestly kinda afraid to. Don't want to deal with the emotional end of any of it right now.



Yes, in less than a week.....and I agree there is more. It's happened twice.

Well, shit.
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To be clear, these are not MY STD pictures but only from reputable medical journals.

If I can get a few more requests, I'd be happy to post a few. Please let me know if you prefer oral STD pics, the nether regions, or something more creative.

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This makes me curious to see YOUR STD pictures.
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To be clear, these are not MY STD pictures but only from reputable medical journals.

If I can get a few more requests, I'd be happy to post a few. Please let me know if you prefer oral STD pics, the nether regions, or something more creative.

UncleWede Joekerr cmyx6go King Rudi Soul_Glo

I'm open to suggestions!!!!

This makes me curious to see YOUR STD pictures.
Be VERY careful what you ask for, you may get more than you bargained for from MKSixer!


Okay, I guess that could be interpreted in more ways than one.
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