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      06-09-2020, 08:42 PM   #89
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      06-10-2020, 01:02 PM   #92
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Hey, where are da white women at?

(My dad took me to see this when it was in the theaters. Damn funny movie.)
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Hey, where are da white women at?

(My dad took me to see this when it was in the theaters. Damn funny movie.)
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Lots of good ones so far. These are all from one of my favourite movies.

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I'm a Cherokee, we're civilized, that means we're easy to sneak up on.

Easy man to track, leaves dead men wherever he goes.
The Outlaw Josey Wales........great lines!
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McLuvin?!?!? You didn't even give yourself a first name!

Booger, have you found a date?
I was out combing the middle schools today, nothing

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You just shot an unarmed man!
He should've armed himself.....if he was gonna decorate his window with my friend.
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      06-11-2020, 10:55 PM   #100
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First rule in government spending, why build one when you can have two at twice the price. Only, this one can be kept secret. Controlled by Americans, built by the Japanese subcontractors. Who, also, happen to be, recently acquired, wholly-owned subsidiaries... of Hadden industries.
They still want an American to go, Doctor. Wanna take a ride?

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First rule in government spending, why build one when you can have two at twice the price. Only, this one can be kept secret. Controlled by Americans, built by the Japanese subcontractors. Who, also, happen to be, recently acquired, wholly-owned subsidiaries... of Hadden industries.
They still want an American to go, Doctor. Wanna take a ride?

Loved the movie; until it reached the end, and what a letdown.
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      06-11-2020, 11:45 PM   #103
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      06-12-2020, 03:32 PM   #104
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      06-12-2020, 03:48 PM   #105
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"My God, it's full of stars."
If this comes from 2001, A Space Odyssey, how can anyone watch this to the end? I have tried to watch it, and it was like watching paint dry. S l o w, is an understatement.
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If this comes from 2001, A Space Odyssey, how can anyone watch this to the end? I have tried to watch it, and it was like watching paint dry. S l o w, is an understatement.
Fair enough, but it's flat-out considered one of the best films ever made. The words "transcendent" and "genius" are used a lot to describe it.

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/g...e-odyssey-1968

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      06-12-2020, 04:46 PM   #107
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If this comes from 2001, A Space Odyssey, how can anyone watch this to the end? I have tried to watch it, and it was like watching paint dry. S l o w, is an understatement.
Jesus man, absorb it, it's very good and it reverberates every time a piece of machinery or software tries to screw you. .
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      06-12-2020, 05:30 PM   #108
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      06-12-2020, 07:21 PM   #109
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      06-13-2020, 03:12 PM   #110
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