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[Sara]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

That's a myth poop works better

Aaahhhh lol

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

It's already on most maps later than 1803 it just gets avoided

Your loss!

[Aatish]

Ohio turnpike has the best rest stops

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Me too, i don't trust cats.

Unless that was a metaphor about women. In which case i would say you need more petting practice to avoid the bite. You owe that much to yourself before switching teams.

Not a metaphor. I've got that side of petting down to a science. Sexy eh? I'll say it again - science.

Accountants...we are such a sexy bunch!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Ohio turnpike has the best rest stops

I was put on a commercial for ZipLoc at a toll booth on OH80 two years ago.



I also like getting Sbarros calzone. mmmmmm

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

The only time anyone should be peed on is if your stung by a jelly

When she orgasms into a convulsion is a perfectly okay scenario to be "peed on".

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Your loss!

Dads from Cleveland been there for Indians and browns games as a kid

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

ITT: Belgie is genuinely upset that Sara doesn't enjoy dudes finishing on her face.

Who said that ?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Axius

I was put on a commercial for ZipLoc at a toll booth on OH80 two years ago.



I also like getting Sbarros calzone. mmmmmm

I remember seeing that ad.

Sbarros calzones and garlic rolls. My god(s) they're good.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Sara504

No it makes perfect sense. Men have no concept of what a woman goes through to look beautiful for them and more importantly, for herself.

I have naturally frizzy, wavy, jungle hair. To keep it this long I cannot wash my hair every day. I wash it every third day, if I washed it everyday it would break off and be brittle and short. The amount of heat from the blow dry, flat iron, and curling iron damages my hair. To keep it long and healthy I minimize the use of those styling products by washing my hair every 3rd day. If in the middle of the night you shoot your semen in my hair after I just washed my hair that day or the day before, I'm gonna be beyond pissed off at you. Even with no make up on, woman, avoid aging, using expense creams and lotion on their beautiful faces, by performing a cum shot on my face, again I'm going to extremely pissed off. Just dont do it without asking. You guys really have no concept how much we put into looking gorgeous for you and for ourselves. Respect it.

What i read.... shooting semen in your hair on the 3rd day without asking is ok. On the face is never ok without asking except possibly right before bed or right before the shower. But ask permission just to be safe.

Takes my wife 6 min to blow dry her hair and she washes it every day, sometimes twice a day. Takes her 3 min to put on make up and she can be out the door within 45 min of stepping in the shower.

Guess i got lucky. Although, she'd probably just cut her hair short if it took that much effort.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I remember seeing that ad.

Sbarros calzones and garlic rolls. My god(s) they're good.

Yesss the garlic rolls are cryptic-chronic young. Damn I want some Sbarros now.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Sara504

No it makes perfect sense. Men have no concept of what a woman goes through to look beautiful for them and more importantly, for herself.

I have naturally frizzy, wavy, jungle hair. To keep it this long I cannot wash my hair every day. I wash it every third day, if I washed it everyday it would break off and be brittle and short. The amount of heat from the blow dry, flat iron, and curling iron damages my hair. To keep it long and healthy I minimize the use of those styling products by washing my hair every 3rd day. If in the middle of the night you shoot your semen in my hair after I just washed my hair that day or the day before, I'm gonna be beyond pissed off at you. Even with no make up on, woman, avoid aging, using expense creams and lotion on their beautiful faces, by performing a cum shot on my face, again I'm going to extremely pissed off. Just dont do it without asking. You guys really have no concept how much we put into looking gorgeous for you and for ourselves. Respect it.

Sara I'm sorry but your BJs sound like a real mess.It actually sounds like shooting in the wild . I was talking about perfect performed BJs..
I mean I get BJs , clean BJ's kind of she don't spill a drop . So her hair and makeup is safe while I shot .
Finally it's all about training..and it feels damn good .

[Aatish]

When I have a date, I tell girl that I'll be there in 45. She'll probably take 30 minutes to shower and figure out what to wear, leaving 15 minutes for makeup and hair.

I show up in 30-35, which usually makes her skip some of the makeup, leading to semi-happy Aatish.

[nyalpine90]

what i read was that a deer squirts

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Has anyone dated a chick who squirts?

Of course my friend . Chicks who can't squirt think it's pee .

[Biorin]

When I was in high school, I would wake up at 7:30am and be showered and in the car at 7:36. Ah, the simple days.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Sara504

No it makes perfect sense. Men have no concept of what a woman goes through to look beautiful for them and more importantly, for herself.

Right, I wouldnt throw this back to stoneage, but seriously: Who told you to make up yourself with make up?
Mummy first, than girl friends and later on the commercials. Same shit as shaving legs, pits and so on.
I hate this chronology and if you're not following those streams you're wot? Out? No!
Im really glad that my funnier looking half isnt using any make up, hasnt do that for work, but when shes into the mood before going out. Yeah, Im natural look related

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

What i read.... shooting semen in your hair on the 3rd day without asking is ok. On the face is never ok without asking except possibly right before bed or right before the shower. But ask permission just to be safe.

Takes my wife 6 min to blow dry her hair and she washes it every day, sometimes twice a day. Takes her 3 min to put on make up and she can be out the door within 45 min of stepping in the shower.

Guess i got lucky. Although, she'd probably just cut her hair short if it took that much effort.

Your wife may have oily hair and that hair type requires daily washing. Mine is very dry so I can't wash it daily if I want to keep it as long as it is. Ok not blessed to have natural beauty, mine is drawn on and wiped off. Yes I still have eyebrows, but everything else is a no go lol The lashes, the cheeks,the contouring, the shiny nose, all goes away!

Damn I love these lashes. These were $30. You nut on these lashes and I'll flip the fuck out.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

When I was in high school, I would wake up at 7:30am and be showered and in the car at 7:36. Ah, the simple days.

[Banana Hammock]

How do you get your hair to stay perfectly horizontal like that? It's amazing.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Your wife may have oily hair and that hair type requires daily washing. Mine is very dry so I can't wash it daily if I want to keep it as long as it is. Ok not blessed to have natural beauty, mine is drawn on and wiped off. Yes I still have eyebrows, but everything else is a no go lol The lashes, the cheeks,the contouring, the shiny nose, all goes away!

Damn I love these lashes. These were $30. You nut on these lashes and I'll flip the fuck out.

You're gorgeous, girl. How have you been?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Right, I wouldnt throw this back to stoneage, but seriously: Who told you to make up yourself with make up?
Mummy first, than girl friends and later on the commercials. Same shit as shaving legs, pits and so on.
I hate this chronology and if you're not following those streams you're wot? Out? No!
Im really glad that my funnier looking half isnt using any make up, hasnt do that for work, but when shes into the mood before going out. Yeah, Im natural look related

Women like make up. It's fun. It's art. It's an expression of personality