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      09-22-2016, 06:12 PM   #39491
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Congrats Mike !
Can you describe how she is ?
You know....Blonde or black , tall or little , cute or sexy ect...
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Congrats Mike !
Can you describe how she is ?
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      09-22-2016, 06:27 PM   #39495
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No ...Not like this that's really creepy brother !
It would be more like this...
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Is it possible to break a rib and not know? Just got a chest x-ray and it said I have a healed broken rib. It is complete news to me.
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Is it possible to break a rib and not know? Just got a chest x-ray and it said I have a healed broken rib. It is complete news to me.
Or maybe you were trying to DIY the Marilyn Manson rib surgery but failed and didn't wanna tell your doctor what happened
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Congrats. When was the wedding?
HAHA uhhhhhhh one day at a time! (and no starbucks cups)

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the amount of shenanigans that would take place! The parking lot would be stacked too

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Congrats Mike !
Can you describe how she is ?
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Brunette, shes like 5'-1" and reaaaaal althletic--very cute!
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Which one is it - Laurie or Simone?
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8th posterior rib so yeah maybe trying for that hourglass figure had something to do with it. I just don't remember.......but a lot about that period in my life is fuzzy.
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Which one is it - Laurie or Simone?
bahahahahahah i plead the fifth
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Brunette, shes like 5'-1" and reaaaaal althletic--very cute!
Sounds good Mike !
Go tiger...
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Bruh, so no drag racing? :,(
Idk shouldn't I be safe now??
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Lol, just don't participate in the "after party".

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And even the not close OT friends, so that we can be drunk and obnoxious and fuck shit up.
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I'll be the honorary weird drunk Uncle.
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And even the not close OT friends, so that we can be drunk and obnoxious and fuck shit up.
I'll be the honorary weird drunk Uncle.
I'll wear too much leopard print and a face mask of makeup, then get uncomfortably drunk and stroke the thighs of younger men.
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Oh. Well, I guess Philippe needs to take a different role then.
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Oh. Well, I guess Philippe needs to take a different role then.
Do you have any suggestions on how i can become younger for this event?
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