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      09-03-2007, 09:32 PM   #45
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LOL, once again, nature boy asks for cliff notes.
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Yo, how the hell did he get so big?


this pic caught me by surprise
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ahahahahah!!!!!!!! yeah. u always have to look at the worst picture of a girl to know who she really is, so when u wake up next to her in bed, once the make up is gone, you dont shit yourself. hence, why most of the girls i go after are natrually good looking, no make up wanted. plus, i love to suck on their necks, and some of them even put makeup down there! like seriously, wtf.

and yeah, come to trinidad man. Im called the king for a reason. ill get us a pound of that good local shit, and we'd toke it up in about 12 hours. the joke is, i spend 7x as much on food versus them herbs. lol. IE: 100$ in THC, = 600$ in food, + delivery and tip, = 700TTD$. so thats like spending 120 US on food each time i get dizzay.
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this pic caught me by surprise
Guess he laid off the coke and went on the juice
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You know you spelled montego335 Ackbasswords right?
you know you spelled 3234dienhcs backwards
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ahahahahah!!!!!!!! yeah. u always have to look at the worst picture of a girl to know who she really is, so when u wake up next to her in bed, once the make up is gone, you dont shit yourself. hence, why most of the girls i go after are natrually good looking, no make up wanted. plus, i love to suck on their necks, and some of them even put makeup down there! like seriously, wtf.

and yeah, come to trinidad man. Im called the king for a reason. ill get us a pound of that good local shit, and we'd toke it up in about 12 hours. the joke is, i spend 7x as much on food versus them herbs. lol. IE: 100$ in THC, = 600$ in food, + delivery and tip, = 700TTD$. so thats like spending 120 US on food each time i get dizzay.
Lol my buddy slept with a fatty last night.
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Guess he laid off the coke and went on the juice

he's still ugly as shit though. but he's in shape
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you know you spelled 3234dienhcs backwards
lol one of my buddies is convinced he has lime disease, he claimed he was writting backwards so i told him to write racecar.
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lol unlike u guys, i never let a good looker get away. no sir, i'll find the place and time to "tag" her before she has to go. its not like they ever object, cause i mean, when ur stoned, why wouldnt u want to? usually get em on the hood of my car so the heat from the kidney girlls vent up (that puts a new def. to hot ) or my all time favorite, the beach. cause i kid you not, id be doing a girl with a fucking spliff in my mouth ahaha they always ask to phsypher it im like: relax yourself and bend over first, lemme get one more hit of this nd u can have it ahahah
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lol one of my buddies is convinced he has lime disease, he claimed he was writting backwards so i told him to write racecar.
rac ecar needs to be my new SN

i wish i didnt have a conscious and could post a pic of this girls ass ::bite lip::
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lol unlike u guys, i never let a good looker get away. no sir, i'll find the place and time to "tag" her before she has to go. its not like they ever object, cause i mean, when ur stoned, why wouldnt u want to? usually get em on the hood of my car so the heat from the kidney girlls vent up (that puts a new def. to hot ) or my all time favorite, the beach. cause i kid you not, id be doing a girl with a fucking spliff in my mouth ahaha they always ask to phsypher it im like: relax yourself and bend over first, lemme get one more hit of this nd u can have it ahahah
SO you live in Thailand right
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rac ecar needs to be my new SN

i wish i didnt have a conscious and could post a pic of this girls ass ::bite lip::
DO IT. Morals are for pussies.
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rac ecar needs to be my new SN

i wish i didnt have a conscious and could post a pic of this girls ass ::bite lip::

conscience?
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firefox dictionary, i just go with the one that looks like its spelled right, i dont care if its actually the right word


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post your exes


me and my ex broke up last thursday...
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DO IT. Morals are for pussies.
+1!!! and i live in trinidad its in teh carribean. best place in the world.
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me and my ex broke up last thursday...
lol i dont wanna blow up e90post. ill get on photobucket and do it tomorrow
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theres one Ill have to find the others, new computer issues ><
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lol, i assume u cut her face off for her own saftey?! ahahah if u look by her underwear, u can see the toilet bowl in its immidiate reflection.... subliminal message? how bad did it smell?
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lol, i assume u cut her face off for her own saftey?! ahahah if u look by her underwear, u can see the toilet bowl in its immidiate reflection.... subliminal message? how bad did it smell?
Lol thats actually in my bathroom we got her and my friends gf to get in a shower together, on the terms id get in with them. Well aventually we had them naked making out in the shower, then i got in
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sounds like something i would do. i like how u think, we are just very, very, very much alike.

heres a question i want YOUR answer:
so, like theres this girl, and she's 19. i mean, shes petite (i like them like that). but like if u didnt know her, ud think shes 16.... lol. its because shes just short. lol i get bad looks everywhere with her. i just dingle my BMW keys and slap out a spliff and dont be bothered. but i mean, she really DOES look HELLA young. lol. whats your veiw?

Edit: i like em petite cause its nice 'n tight. ahah
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sounds like something i would do. i like how u think, we are just very, very, very much alike.

heres a question i want YOUR answer:
so, like theres this girl, and she's 19. i mean, shes petite (i like them like that). but like if u didnt know her, ud think shes 16.... lol. its because shes just short. lol i get bad looks everywhere with her. i just dingle my BMW keys and slap out a spliff and dont be bothered. but i mean, she really DOES look HELLA young. lol. whats your veiw?
Do it, who cares, First time i got laid i was 15 with a 22 year old HOT russian chick (She didnt look or sound russian she just was russian, and jewish, jewish women are AWESOME they are ALWAYS horny) that was my little sisters babysitter. God damn she taught me alot .
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