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      09-03-2007, 09:19 PM   #23
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ohh. ive got something for her allright.
Youd go to New Orleans for sex?

Hell for me to do that it would have to be a threeway between me Jessica Alba and that other Jessica from chuck and larry WHATA ASS!
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YEAH THAT ONE GOD DAMN!!!! shes FINE!
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no. i wouldnt actually really go out of my way. but hell, if i was ever in the area, ima holla! and if she ever finds herself down here, ill make sure to take her to the secluded beach not to far from my place. ahahah
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Jessican Biel is manly
i like manly woman.
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plus, i wouldnt be hard to spot. id be that guy in the AW E90 with a fat spliff hanging out of my mouth. (of course, i would be parked next to dominoes pizza so i'd take care of the munchies ASAP! and by time im ready to head out, im sober lol)
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what a manly man .....


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thanks for making me want to vomit.
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plus, i wouldnt be hard to spot. id be that guy in the AW E90 with a fat spliff hanging out of my mouth. (of course, i would be parked next to dominoes pizza so i'd take care of the munchies ASAP! and by time im ready to head out, im sober lol)
Lol this guy is awesome.
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what a manly man .....


Yeah so manly, dude her ass is SO NICE
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You guys know that's all airbrushing they do right? to make her skin and texture look like that?
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Yeah so manly, dude her ass is SO NICE
i know i can just imagine the reverse side of that picture
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i know i can just imagine the reverse side of that picture
no kidding, dude that one scene made Chuck and Larry not queer.
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You guys know that's all airbrushing they do right? to make her skin and texture look like that?
probably, but theres plenty of girls that actually look like that, i know one and have seen her naked, flawless complexion and skin, im a fucking idiot by the way why why why
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cliff notes please.....too lazy to view video.

thanks.........
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even diddy wants some.
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probably, but theres plenty of girls that actually look like that, i know one and have seen her naked, flawless complexion and skin, im a fucking idiot by the way why why why
Arent we all, damn i wish i woulda kept the one that lives like a block away. Thank god for the onion trick, cut one call her all upset and damn I can still trick that bitch
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cliff notes please.....too lazy to view video.

thanks.........
what video? oh right the first post in this thread...


never mind that we have moved past that
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dude... i see pubes



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what video? oh right the first post in this thread...


never mind that we have moved past that
You know you spelled montego335 Ackbasswords right?
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