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      04-20-2010, 05:48 AM   #45
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I'd have to see what kind of porn it was, if shes taking a meaty 12 dick in the ass complete with atm or if it starts interfering with home life. i.e. 1. Dad you know I cant have cheesy bacon and eggs this morning, I have to do anal today! 2. When she starts asking your advice on which movie she should be in or which school girl outfit shows off my ass better. 3. When your friends start commenting on her last movie, and how good it got them off. But at the same time there are many good things that can come out of this 1. Porn stars make a lot of money 2. They have nice cars and she could buy you a new car 3. They have nice houses 4. They have a bunch of hot and horny nymph friends that she'll have over All the hot friends that just want attention and love because Daddy didn't give them enough when they were little, because he always wanted a son. Oh wait that may be your problem.........

BTW can we possibly have a link to the site where you found her on?

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      04-20-2010, 03:14 PM   #46
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      04-20-2010, 03:22 PM   #47
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Salvage what is salvageable. Take all possible benefits from the situation that presents itself.
^Reason i hang out with potheads. I've heard some of the best quotes out of them while under the influence of mary-j.
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      04-20-2010, 03:23 PM   #48
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^Reason i hang out with potheads. I've heard some of the best quotes out of them while under the influence of mary-j.
yea but you have to be high to understand the shit hahaha
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      04-20-2010, 05:25 PM   #49
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Feed your girls. Feed them well. Make them fat. That'll keep 'em out of porn.
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      04-20-2010, 05:38 PM   #50
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Feed your girls. Feed them well. Make them fat. That'll keep 'em out of porn.
Not exactly...... There is a genre of porn for fat women......
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Not exactly...... There is a genre of porn for fat women......
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Oh gosh... that's...that's....
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