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      04-14-2010, 12:58 PM   #23
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I only produce male heirs, I am 100% man...

JK.

I'd represent her, and get her in more films.
"Hi my name is Aonarch, my daughter is a whore, for $99.95 you can get in on this"
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      04-14-2010, 12:59 PM   #24
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      04-14-2010, 01:05 PM   #25
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      04-14-2010, 01:34 PM   #26
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by the time i find out she'd be
too far lost to save so screw it!


I'd let her throw parties at home all the time
she'll bring all her nymph girl friends
ill be hanging around in my robe
some good will come out of this
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      04-14-2010, 01:36 PM   #27
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Hahaha can I quote that in my sig?
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      04-14-2010, 05:45 PM   #28
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just buy a couple of extra copies, at least help her out financially.
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      04-14-2010, 05:46 PM   #29
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"Hi my name is Aonarch, my daughter is a whore, for $99.95 you can get in on this"
Hey that's a good line. I just wrote that down, just in case I'm in this situation later in life. Well actually it depends on inflation and what our currency is worth. I might have to bump it up to $199.95 by the time this happens.

Last edited by Alexander; 04-14-2010 at 05:47 PM.. Reason: I no spell good!
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      04-14-2010, 05:58 PM   #30
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Hey that's a good line. I just wrote that down, just in case I'm in this situation later in life. Well actually it depends on inflation and what our currency is worth. I might have to bump it up to $199.95 by the time this happens.
lol forgot about inflation
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      04-14-2010, 05:59 PM   #31
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i would be upset considering i mainly watch donkey porn
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i would be upset considering i mainly watch midget amputee porn
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      04-14-2010, 07:01 PM   #33
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this thread ftmfw

But back to topic, kill a kitten.
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      04-14-2010, 07:10 PM   #34
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      04-15-2010, 08:00 PM   #37
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If you have a son, you only have 1 extra dick to worry about.

If you have a daughter, there are a lot more . . .

I think I'd have a serious father-daughter and ask why, ask her to be safe and use protection, and ask her to tell me where so I can avoid those sites.
That's awesome!!!
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That's awesome!!!
So awesome!
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ask her to tell me where so I can avoid those sites.
I think that this alone might be enough to make sure that she never does porn again.
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      04-15-2010, 09:23 PM   #40
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what if you were fapping and your kid appeared in the scene...woudl u finish? Might as well right?
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      04-15-2010, 09:32 PM   #41
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it would start out like ohh nice site hot chicks
then i see her
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by the time i find out she'd be
too far lost to save so screw it!


I'd let her throw parties at home all the time
she'll bring all her nymph girl friends
ill be hanging around in my robe
some good will come out of this
this... this makes the most sense. I would have to certainly +1 ililililililili's post.

Why go out with a gun to pop a dude for screwing your daughter because she signed up for it? lol yeah thats right go offload your gun and get locked up. When your in the news and in a cell, and you ask yourself why? the little whore wouldnt be worth the stress at that point as shes lost her value, so why bother fuss.

Salvage what is salvageable. Take all possible benefits from the situation that presents itself.
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      04-15-2010, 11:23 PM   #43
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what pushes these girls to pornography?
I've asked this question so many times. Then I get lost in the bouncing boobies and forget I asked.
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