If you took a lie detector test?

MontegoGoGoGo · 03-25-2010, 05:24 PM

If your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend gave you a lie detector test, and asked you anything they wanted - would they break up with you after they saw the results?

Kensta335 · 03-25-2010, 05:29 PM

Yes

That's all I'm gonna say.

gonzo · 03-25-2010, 05:29 PM

Is it a two way street re: the test?

leocdmg · 03-25-2010, 05:30 PM

Lie detector test are not to acurate because if you belive your own bullshit lie so will the machine. Im glad im not in that situation.
If I did have a girl than I think it would be a yes.

silvergray545 · 03-25-2010, 05:36 PM

Nah, I have nothing to hide.

Peanuto · 03-25-2010, 05:39 PM

And this is why being single works well. What normally would be something that would get you in deep shit in a relationship in single life it is just a great story haha.

MontegoGoGoGo · 03-25-2010, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo

Is it a two way street re: the test?

no

.retired. · 03-25-2010, 05:41 PM

NO

is the answer you will not find in here

leocdmg · 03-25-2010, 05:42 PM

even if you dont women will pull something they dont like and atack you for it. Honesty is not the best policy niether is lying. so what is a guy to do.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 03-25-2010, 05:49 PM

The relationship would be over, as far as I'm concerned. If she can't trust me, and asks me to do something as ridiculous as a lie detector, then I'm dumping her.

Scorpion · 03-25-2010, 05:54 PM

I remember their was a show about this, forgot what it was called.

solefald · 03-25-2010, 06:00 PM

I would not date anyone who would even exercise the idea of giving me a lie detector test. Not because I am afraid they would find something out, but because I have no business being with a person who has that level of distrust for me.

silvergray545 · 03-25-2010, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by solefald

I would not date anyone who would even exercise the idea of giving me a lie detector test. Not because I am afraid they would find something out, but because I have no business being with a person who has that level of distrust for me.

Right. That's some pretty serious distrust from the start. Lol

MontegoGoGoGo · 03-25-2010, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Right. That's some pretty serious distrust from the start. Lol

Well duh, Solefald, but it's just a pretend internet poll.

So is it yes or no?

Or are you single?

number335 · 03-25-2010, 06:30 PM

squeeze your anus when you are answering so the lie detector will read that you are telling the truth. i learned that on penn & tellers bullshit.

to answer the question, yes.

JayKay335i · 03-25-2010, 06:30 PM

Love it or leave it, I'm brutally honest. Never have I held back my sexual escapades from any invested party. I also believe that if you're able to reach the point that you're doing shit that the other person would leave you for, you shouldn't be in the relationship anyway. Since I don't believe in wasting time, I'd be out long before that.

kabalm18 · 03-25-2010, 06:44 PM

Montegogogogogogogogoho loves to get the dudes in trouble with her poles! That being said, I would pass the lie detector for wrong doings against my wife!

ghosthi32 · 03-25-2010, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kabalm18

Montegogogogogogogogoho loves to get the dudes in trouble with her poles! That being said, I would pass the lie detector for wrong doings against my wife!

kb

PINeely · 03-25-2010, 06:47 PM

No. But polygraph tests are easy to fool. They measure spikes in body temperature, blood pressure, sweat, and other indicators of stress. If you are in good health your body temp and blood pressure remain pretty constant anyway, even under bad conditions. Just train yourself to stay cool.

It's a really inaccurate test anyway. Lots of courts will no longer admit them as evidence.

MontegoGoGoGo · 03-25-2010, 06:47 PM

Not sure how much trouble my poles are to the fellas.

But if my pole gets you into trouble, are you sure you have a wife?

Peanuto · 03-25-2010, 06:51 PM

Did montego just make a strap-on reference?

solefald · 03-25-2010, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

Well duh, Solefald, but it's just a pretend internet poll.

So is it yes or no?

Or are you single?

I voted no, but it depends.

What if you date a person who can't stand drugs and despises
drug users, but you like to smoke weed while no one is watching?
That person finds out and breaks up with you even though you see nothing wrong with smoking a joint once in a while.

What I am saying is that it is a loaded question and you have no idea what may set off a person giving you a lie detector test.

View Poll Results: ?
Yes	10	23.81%
No	16	38.10%
I'm Single	16	38.10%
Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll

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leocdmg That Guy 23 Rep 113 Posts Drives: to infinity and beyond Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: NJ iTrader: (1)	Lie detector test are not to acurate because if you belive your own bullshit lie so will the machine. Im glad im not in that situation. If I did have a girl than I think it would be a yes.
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Peanuto Private First Class 63 Rep 122 Posts Drives: E92 335i Lemans Blue M-sport Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	And this is why being single works well. What normally would be something that would get you in deep shit in a relationship in single life it is just a great story haha.
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nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Lieutenant 108 Rep 465 Posts Drives: 1 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 2 iTrader: (0)	The relationship would be over, as far as I'm concerned. If she can't trust me, and asks me to do something as ridiculous as a lie detector, then I'm dumping her.
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number335 Second Lieutenant 20 Rep 254 Posts Drives: E92 Coupe Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (0)	squeeze your anus when you are answering so the lie detector will read that you are telling the truth. i learned that on penn & tellers bullshit. to answer the question, yes.
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JayKay335i Banned 189 Rep 5,046 Posts Drives: ///M323 DCT Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH iTrader: (1)	Love it or leave it, I'm brutally honest. Never have I held back my sexual escapades from any invested party. I also believe that if you're able to reach the point that you're doing shit that the other person would leave you for, you shouldn't be in the relationship anyway. Since I don't believe in wasting time, I'd be out long before that.
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PINeely Lieutenant Colonel 1086 Rep 1,912 Posts Drives: 2013 535i, 2015 Tundra 1794 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jackson, MS iTrader: (2)	No. But polygraph tests are easy to fool. They measure spikes in body temperature, blood pressure, sweat, and other indicators of stress. If you are in good health your body temp and blood pressure remain pretty constant anyway, even under bad conditions. Just train yourself to stay cool. It's a really inaccurate test anyway. Lots of courts will no longer admit them as evidence.
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