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      05-07-2018, 11:35 AM   #67
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BTW farts would not be invisible, as the food that makes them is visible and hence the gas resulting would be visible and smellable
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I’d wear a white sheet.
Bad idea.

There are already people in Florida who wear white sheets and call themselves "The Invisible Empire." You wouldn't want to be a member of their club.

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      05-07-2018, 12:12 PM   #69
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I would like to sneak into North Korea and see what Kimmy does all day when no one is around. Then probably rub my balls on his food unless he turns out to be a cool guy.
Dennis Rodman already thinks L'il Kim is a cool guy, but I suspect he rubs his balls on Kim's food anyway. There is probably some mutual teabagging, too.

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I think you'll find she's 92 years old
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I quite often pretend I am invisible but only when I ride my motorcycle.

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I quite often pretend I am invisible but only when I ride my motorcycle.
I don't pretend to be invisible when I ride a motorcycle... but many motorists do.
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probably most the things that made in that movie.. what was its name scientist becomes invisible after an experiment..
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Mental note for bucket list

1> Do "The" queen
2> Do "A" queen
3> Do "some" queen's
4> Gangbang with 4 pornstars
5> Body-body oil massage with Oprah or Wendy Williams
6> Order a big mac meal and have Michelle Obama feed it to me

I doubt it will ever happen... but one lives in hope

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BTW farts would not be invisible, as the food that makes them is visible and hence the gas resulting would be visible and smellable
You are one nasty dude if your farts are visible!
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I would go to any hott girls bathroom watch them shower then rub their pussy
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You are one nasty dude if your farts are visible!
my thoughts also, some you can taste but see wtf.
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      05-11-2018, 09:54 AM   #79
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do that now, pinhole camera LOLZ

OH I mean... I've heard some disgusting pervs do that

(PHEW)

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I said "as the food that makes them is visible "

The "food" is visible...
The food is not invisible the person is invisible, the person
is eating "visible food" therefore as the food is "as it should be"
then the Gas will have an odor.

However this is all just conjecture

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a visible fart is obviously something different,

it's called an accident LOLOLOLOL
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