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01-19-2016, 06:23 AM | #21517 | |
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So that's why you wanted photos of me when I asked to become your secretary. Fuck you Ax!
So what for was the kneeling durability test again?
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01-19-2016, 06:29 AM | #21518 | |
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...., ummm..., gardening...., yeah gardening. |
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01-19-2016, 06:37 AM | #21519 | ||
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I'll send you the lollipop eating clip you required later.
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01-19-2016, 06:47 AM | #21520 | |
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Might be too late, I chewed on it and now there's chunks of hard candy stuck to the carpet. Bonita is not going to be happy when she comes in to clean the office later. Also, I need you to call Cassandra around 2pm and politely tell her to fuck off. |
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01-19-2016, 06:50 AM | #21521 | ||
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Yeah, my friends suck. I showed them your photo and they wanted the job.
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01-19-2016, 06:54 AM | #21522 | |
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I was given the most HR ridden, low performing, and incompetent team in the company I worked for at the time. The marching orders were to fire as many as possible as quickly as humanly possible. We managed to keep all of them and turn them into the #1 team in the entire company. This allowed me to write my ticket in the organization. Kill it!!! |
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01-19-2016, 07:13 AM | #21524 | |
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Well, they can not have the job. It is indefinitely a filled position. |
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01-19-2016, 08:04 AM | #21525 |
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ASBSECU E93 I'll write you custom fourier-based random signal market prediction algorithms and do some statistical analysis on our simulations. Do I get the job?
*This already exists and there's books on the topic. I just want an excuse to do it because I think it's interesting, especially as it relates to HFT. |
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01-19-2016, 08:43 AM | #21529 | |
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01-19-2016, 08:43 AM | #21530 |
is probably out riding.
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Not even going to give me 2 weeks notice? :
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01-19-2016, 10:21 AM | #21536 | |
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He said you could be my assistant!
Hey big t, wanna help me out, I'm picking floors and I need an opinion of a man in the trade.
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01-19-2016, 10:31 AM | #21537 | |
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I only type this writ for the pang in my gut need food but the hand of time will move too slow. Such is the way of the man at work. |
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01-19-2016, 11:16 AM | #21538 |
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I once had an argument with an idiot about why Ayn Rand collecting social security did not make her a hypocrite, to which his responses were essentially shitting out random pages of a thesaurus to insist that I had "torn a loophole in the fabric of intellectual morality" or something moronic like that.
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