New Sex Tip!

Sara · 10-21-2013, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

You are very particular. I hope you do not keep a measuring tape in the bedroom.

Hey I just know what I like!

reelop19 · 10-21-2013, 03:48 PM

This is why hookers are superior. No sex tips needed. You pay them for what YOU like and then they leave.

dtwyim · 10-21-2013, 04:02 PM

Definitely thread of the month, need more illustration to make it thread of the year contender.

Billup, get to work!

BMWrules7 · 10-21-2013, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by turbolag

Oh my god.

I'm fucking dying of laughter from Billup's pics.

How did this turn from some guy retarded sex tip to these exquisite diagrams?

Also, BMWrulessszsszzss7 and Billup need to get together and create more comedy.

I know, Billup is the next Bill Waterson. Billup is hysterical.

It's so funny how talent can be exploited in strange ways!

Mr Tonka · 10-21-2013, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWrules7

Oh man, now I feel really bad that you all knew about my epiphany for so long.

The definition of insanity was repeatedly repeating something and expecting a different result.

I always tried to roll over and I have never been successful.

I feel like I invented the lightbulb.

Yet, you guys have known this for years. D'oh!

So tell me.... just how many women have your crushed?

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Originally Posted by reelop19

This is why hookers are superior. No sex tips needed. You pay them for what YOU like and then they leave.

RGrubbaballs???

KwlAznKid · 10-21-2013, 05:13 PM

thread definitely delivered more than anticipated

boostedTIAG335 · 10-21-2013, 06:30 PM

Billup, I have never laughed so hard at something on the internet that I cried, until seeing these pictures. You're fucking awesome!

CPWINCH · 10-21-2013, 06:41 PM

not trying to be cocky or big headed (puns intended) but are sex tips really necessary, i feel like its all really self explanatory. Just watch more porn and reenact.

BMWrules7 · 10-21-2013, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by F32

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Goes nite nite? What does that mean?

It gets snapped right in half and will be out of comission for a day or two.

Lol! I just got this. Now, that's funny!

KwlAznKid · 10-21-2013, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CPWINCH

not trying to be cocky or big headed (puns intended) but are sex tips really necessary, i feel like its all really self explanatory. Just watch more porn and reenact.

that's exactly what I've been trying to do but for some reason my gf thinks it's weird for me to want to electrocute her nipples while having her tickle my asshole with a feather!

ddk632 · 10-21-2013, 07:13 PM

That's what the gag is for. She won't be able to verbalize her concerns.

KwlAznKid · 10-21-2013, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ddk632

That's what the gag is for. She won't be able to verbalize her concerns.

yarviinn · 10-21-2013, 08:48 PM

roflroflrofl...

Donkey punch is the best move.

kingofthedemo · 10-21-2013, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

Please see latest revision.

HAHAHAH love this drawing dude, so funny!

F1Venom · 10-21-2013, 09:54 PM

After following the instructions in this thread, my dick ended up getting stuck in the toaster and my girlfriend is in the trunk of my car.

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ddk632 · 10-21-2013, 10:41 PM

Did you take off the nipple electrocution device before you placed her in the trunk? You wouldn't want to accidentally burn the carpet.

Wait that wasn't you.

When you placed that other guys girlfriend who had her nipples electrocuted while she was feathering his anus ...

Are you guys sleeping with the same woman?

carve · 10-22-2013, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Hey I just know what I like!

Isn't the internet great!? I'll have to remember that move. What else is in your top-ten?

grimlock · 10-22-2013, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

RGrubbaballs???

someone always gotta bring in the hookers..

Billup · 10-22-2013, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by KwlAznKid

that's exactly what I've been trying to do but for some reason my gf thinks it's weird for me to want to electrocute her nipples while having her tickle my asshole with a feather!

I'm sorry but this is really inspiring, I hope you don't mind that I use this. I never heard you mention your girlfriend, so I went with Asian. Let me know if I need to make a revision. I would also like to note the extraneous amount of detail in the feather.

Foxrus14 · 10-22-2013, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I'm sorry but this is really inspiring, I hope you don't mind that I use this. I never heard you mention your girlfriend, so I went with Asian. Let me know if I need to make a revision. I would also like to note the extraneous amount of detail in the feather.

Love the OOOOOOOO face!!

Billup · 10-22-2013, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by yarviinn

roflroflrofl...

Donkey punch is the best move.

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Originally Posted by ddk632

That's what the gag is for. She won't be able to verbalize her concerns.

I hope this helps anyone who has confusion about these two statements.

kscarrol · 10-22-2013, 08:20 AM

WOW! That's all I can say Billup...

I hope you're not creating the little works of art at work. I can only imagine the look on a co-workers face as they walk be and see your drawings!

10-21-2013, 03:48 PM	#68
reelop19 First Lieutenant 12 Rep 300 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Orlando, FL iTrader: (0)	This is why hookers are superior. No sex tips needed. You pay them for what YOU like and then they leave.
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10-21-2013, 04:02 PM	#69
dtwyim Captain 52 Rep 874 Posts Drives: BMW no more Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	Definitely thread of the month, need more illustration to make it thread of the year contender. Billup, get to work!
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10-21-2013, 05:13 PM	#72
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10-21-2013, 06:30 PM	#73
boostedTIAG335 New Member 0 Rep 11 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: South of Canada, North of Mexico iTrader: (0)	Billup, I have never laughed so hard at something on the internet that I cried, until seeing these pictures. You're fucking awesome! __________________ 2008 TIAG E92 335i 6MT Mods: Tinted Windows (35%), Aero Lip and JB3...for now
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10-21-2013, 06:41 PM	#74
CPWINCH Brigadier General 734 Rep 4,635 Posts Drives: Toyota Prius Join Date: May 2010 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (7)	not trying to be cocky or big headed (puns intended) but are sex tips really necessary, i feel like its all really self explanatory. Just watch more porn and reenact. __________________ Follow my BMW instagram @CARMODIFICATION Let me know you are from bimmerpost and i'll follow back
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ddk632 Chief Senior Executive Managing VP of Orange Sales 585 Rep 2,581 Posts Drives: 17 BMW F87 M2 6MT MG HBDGR ! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Aventura, FL iTrader: (2)	That's what the gag is for. She won't be able to verbalize her concerns.
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yarviinn Captain 21 Rep 687 Posts Drives: E9TT3 Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: NorCal iTrader: (1)	roflroflrofl... Donkey punch is the best move.
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10-21-2013, 09:54 PM	#81
F1Venom Banned 73 Rep 961 Posts Drives: ZCP E90 M3 Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	After following the instructions in this thread, my dick ended up getting stuck in the toaster and my girlfriend is in the trunk of my car. :
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10-21-2013, 10:41 PM	#82
ddk632 Chief Senior Executive Managing VP of Orange Sales 585 Rep 2,581 Posts Drives: 17 BMW F87 M2 6MT MG HBDGR ! Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Aventura, FL iTrader: (2)	Did you take off the nipple electrocution device before you placed her in the trunk? You wouldn't want to accidentally burn the carpet. Wait that wasn't you. When you placed that other guys girlfriend who had her nipples electrocuted while she was feathering his anus ... Are you guys sleeping with the same woman?
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10-22-2013, 08:20 AM	#88
kscarrol Brigadier General 8911 Rep 4,107 Posts Drives: 2021 X3 M40i, 1974 2002 Tii Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Greenville, SC iTrader: (0)	WOW! That's all I can say Billup... I hope you're not creating the little works of art at work. I can only imagine the look on a co-workers face as they walk be and see your drawings! __________________ 2021 X3 M40i 1974 2002tii, Inka, 5 sp manual BMWCCA # 327475
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