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      01-10-2017, 02:43 PM   #23
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Because directly on the other side from the sweaty ballsack is the swamp ass butthole (california)
What's New Jersey then?
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What's New Jersey then?
just dirty jersey
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everyone knows NJ is America's armpit
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I'm just hoping that Anglo doesnt start posting pics to the thread based on the title of the thread......



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What exit?

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      01-10-2017, 05:55 PM   #28
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What exit?

Can't tell you because it takes about 8 tries to get off on the exit you actually intended. Whoever designed the NJ road system should be shot.
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The absolute most insane case of road rage I've ever witnessed myself happened in South Florida.

Sports car cuts off an old school station wagon causing the station wagon to lurch and heave to and fro until the driver finally regains control. The station wagon then manages to change lanes and pull abreast of the sports car and angry gesticulating ensues.

After about 10 seconds of this (traffic is being backed up behind the two combatants) a 64 oz Big Gulp comes flying out of the station wagon. I say Big Gulp and not Big Gulp CUP because it was full and the beautiful orange hue of the Fanta (?) soda could be seen exiting the cup as it flew into the window of the sports car. Bullseye.

Absolutely the best I've ever seen!!
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Can't tell you because it takes about 8 tries to get off on the exit you actually intended. Whoever designed the NJ road system should be slashed.
FTFY...we use swords and other edged weapons. You started this.
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      01-10-2017, 06:22 PM   #31
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Makes sense though... I mean, ASBSECU E93 moved to FL, you know? He seems to hit the criteria - retirement / out to pasture and sweaty ball sacks...
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every state has its fair share of oldies, smellys, and crazies...

Florida weather just seems to lure the whole lot of them
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The absolute most insane case of road rage I've ever witnessed myself happened in South Florida.

Sports car cuts off an old school station wagon causing the station wagon to lurch and heave to and fro until the driver finally regains control. The station wagon then manages to change lanes and pull abreast of the sports car and angry gesticulating ensues.

After about 10 seconds of this (traffic is being backed up behind the two combatants) a 64 oz Big Gulp comes flying out of the station wagon. I say Big Gulp and not Big Gulp CUP because it was full and the beautiful orange hue of the Fanta (?) soda could be seen exiting the cup as it flew into the window of the sports car. Bullseye.

Absolutely the best I've ever seen!!
And you didn't get that on dash cam? Whut? You have an I8 and super modified one of a kind M-car and no DC? Uhhh..I just threw that in for troll power. This stuff could be legendary vids man and you could be elevated to king BP status.
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Can't tell you because it takes about 8 tries to get off on the exit you actually intended. Whoever designed the NJ road system should be slashed.
FTFY...we use swords and other edged weapons. You started this.
Fed between two giant, motorized rolling pins.
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And you didn't get that on dash cam? Whut? You have an I8 and super modified one of a kind M-car and no DC? Uhhh..I just threw that in for troll power. This stuff could be legendary vids man and you could be elevated to king BP status.
It was back in the day but I remember it like it happened 5 minutes ago. That freaking Big Gulp, the one with the crazy reddish cup, flew majestically across the gap between the cars for a real splash down.
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Can't tell you because it takes about 8 tries to get off on the exit you actually intended. Whoever designed the NJ road system should be slashed.
FTFY...we use swords and other edged weapons. You started this.
Fed between two giant, motorized rolling pins.
And then what? You tell them the whole plot of how u will take over the world then their faithful servant shows up to rescue them and they ultimately thwart your genius plans???
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Fed between two giant, motorized rolling pins.
You are thorough. Of this, there is no doubt. Are you back on the east coast?
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everyone knows NJ is America's armpit
Nope!!

That distinction belongs to Cola, South Carolina.
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Yes, you are all correct. Florida is a simply horrible place to live. Please, whatever you do, stay away and definitely do not move here (I'm looking at you, New York).
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Can't tell you because it takes about 8 tries to get off on the exit you actually intended. Whoever designed the NJ road system should be slashed.
FTFY...we use swords and other edged weapons. You started this.
Fed between two giant, motorized rolling pins.
And then what? You tell them the whole plot of how u will take over the world then their faithful servant shows up to rescue them and they ultimately thwart your genius plans???
Please. I don't monologue. I would silently point to a photo of the New Jersey Turnpike, shake my head, and then feed him through the rolling pin, watching with a blank face. The end.
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Yes, you are all correct. Florida is a simply horrible place to live. Please, whatever you do, stay away and definitely do not move here (I'm looking at you, New York).
Can I still go to Disneyworld?

Just don't eat my face or throw feces at me pls.
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Makes sense though... I mean, ASBSECU E93 moved to FL, you know? He seems to hit the criteria - retirement / out to pasture and sweaty ball sacks...
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You are thorough. Of this, there is no doubt. Are you back on the east coast?
Yes I am!
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Just don't eat my face or throw feces at me pls.
I can make no such promises.
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