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01-10-2017, 02:43 PM | #23 |
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everyone knows NJ is America's armpit
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01-10-2017, 05:55 PM | #28 |
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Can't tell you because it takes about 8 tries to get off on the exit you actually intended. Whoever designed the NJ road system should be shot.
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01-10-2017, 06:21 PM | #29 |
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The absolute most insane case of road rage I've ever witnessed myself happened in South Florida.
Sports car cuts off an old school station wagon causing the station wagon to lurch and heave to and fro until the driver finally regains control. The station wagon then manages to change lanes and pull abreast of the sports car and angry gesticulating ensues. After about 10 seconds of this (traffic is being backed up behind the two combatants) a 64 oz Big Gulp comes flying out of the station wagon. I say Big Gulp and not Big Gulp CUP because it was full and the beautiful orange hue of the Fanta (?) soda could be seen exiting the cup as it flew into the window of the sports car. Bullseye. Absolutely the best I've ever seen!!
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01-10-2017, 06:22 PM | #30 |
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FTFY...we use swords and other edged weapons. You started this.
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Makes sense though... I mean, ASBSECU E93 moved to FL, you know? He seems to hit the criteria - retirement / out to pasture and sweaty ball sacks...
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01-10-2017, 07:29 PM | #35 |
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It was back in the day but I remember it like it happened 5 minutes ago. That freaking Big Gulp, the one with the crazy reddish cup, flew majestically across the gap between the cars for a real splash down.
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You are thorough. Of this, there is no doubt. Are you back on the east coast?
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Nope!!
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Yes, you are all correct. Florida is a simply horrible place to live. Please, whatever you do, stay away and definitely do not move here (I'm looking at you, New York).
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