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      01-31-2019, 06:02 PM   #177
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lol I can't believe this thread exist haha!
Me neither... I can’t believe these guys treat their bodies like an amusement park. I think we need to have a contest.
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      01-31-2019, 06:56 PM   #178
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Me neither... I can’t believe these guys treat their bodies like an amusement park. I think we need to have a contest.
Too far, you gonna officiate?
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Too far, you gonna officiate?
Seinfeld, Mod, Seinfeld...
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      01-31-2019, 07:05 PM   #180
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I dont have time for TV with all my shenanigans
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I dont have time for TV with all my shenanigans
http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheContest.htm
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The Olympic chicks thread was good for whacking Wednesday

Bless that child. Amen amen.
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      02-02-2019, 11:08 AM   #183
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      02-03-2019, 11:51 AM   #184
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i once walked in on my roommate who fell asleep with his dick in his hand in the living room, but it wasnt a wednesday
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      02-03-2019, 07:09 PM   #185
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i once walked in on my roommate who fell asleep with his dick in his hand in the living room, but it wasnt a wednesday
LOL. Wakey...wakey...hands off snakey.....
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      02-04-2019, 11:45 AM   #187
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How about drunk?
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Never woke up/became conscious with dick in hand

(my own or anyone else's)
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Listen pal. You said we'd never speak of that event again
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      02-04-2019, 04:30 PM   #192
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LOL WTF!
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Who's gonna a blink first I'm guessing neither
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      02-04-2019, 05:01 PM   #194
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You got the shot to the face, you NEED to blink soon. SON.

Does your eye itch now??? The left one. Right there about where your eyebrow used to be before we shaved it off.
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I know was surprised I shot it that far, I still owe you your fee
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so tomorrow is the big day, what kind of prep do you guys do?
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