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      10-18-2017, 01:56 PM   #50887
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What car? The Camry? She's a beaut! 38MPG's and a trunk big enough for 2 dead hookers and a 24 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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      10-18-2017, 02:08 PM   #50889
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do you have politic section under control
I need a few more paddles. Please deliver.
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No politico.


Although, I may have already been there for the past couple months. But nobody would know. Muwahahaha.
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      10-18-2017, 05:47 PM   #50892
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My heart is filled with hope.
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He's last post was from 7 september...Status ? => Banned ! => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...9#post22167339
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      10-19-2017, 06:26 AM   #50897
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Who's that?
A rally nice guy who never texts me anymore!
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      10-19-2017, 07:54 AM   #50899
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A rally nice guy who never texts me anymore!
Well that doesn't sound like a nice person at all actually, sounds douchey!
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He was not! Take that back!
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Is... Is it you, my bubs? My favorite flubs?
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I'm just a new guy, no idea what a flub is!
I'm an extremely helpful guy in my own opinion (and I don't care to hear otherwise), so, here's the definition. Means blunder / mistake.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flub

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What car? The Camry? She's a beaut! 38MPG's and a trunk big enough for 2 dead hookers and a 24 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Ahh, confirmation indeed that you can take the guy out of Detroit, but you can't take the Detroit out of the guy. Many thanks!
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I'm an extremely helpful guy in my own opinion (and I don't care to hear otherwise), so, here's the definition. Means blunder / mistake.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flub

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Ahh, confirmation indeed that you can take the guy out of Detroit, but you can't take the Detroit out of the guy. Many thanks!
Oh fuck you killed me.
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      10-19-2017, 09:10 AM   #50904
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He was not! Take that back!
Nice people don't get permanently banned.
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Maybe this one was an accident then
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Maybe this one was an accident then
Hard to believe, it was probably instigated by someone.
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Hard to believe, it was probably instigated by someone.
BTW, I was very amused to see in the new terms and conditions that if you are re-registering a name after having been banned (not that anyone would do this of course), that you agree to pay a $10,000 fine if proven.
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