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      10-20-2016, 11:41 AM   #40987
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This week has the coefficient of drag of a parachute
But without knowing the velocity of the week or the local atmosphere, how are we to know how your week is going?
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This week has the coefficient of drag of a parachute
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This week has the coefficient of drag of a parachute
But without knowing the velocity of the week or the local atmosphere, how are we to know how your week is going?
Air
T = 294K
P = 1.345 kg/m^3

9-Cell Parachute
r = 3.6m


Body Of Mass

W = 76kg

v = 1.3 m/s

wind = 3 m/s @ 30° from origin.
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Air
T = 294K
P = 1.345 kg/m^3

9-Cell Parachute
r = 3.6m


Body Of Mass

W = 76kg

v = 1.3 m/s

wind = 3 m/s @ 30° from origin.
Hmmm...you're about 1000 meters below sea level right now. What planet are you on?
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      10-20-2016, 12:29 PM   #40991
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Hmmm...you're about 1000 meters below sea level right now. What planet are you on?
Florida
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Ok, I'll take your density at face value. I wanted to try to compute altitude based on pressure, but I'm getting ~113 kPa, which is higher than has ever been recorded on Earth.

Is The Day After Tomorrow happening in Florida right now?
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Ok, I'll take your density at face value. I wanted to try to compute altitude based on pressure, but I'm getting ~113 kPa, which is higher than has ever been recorded on Earth.

Is The Day After Tomorrow happening in Florida right now?
Every day is the day after tomorrow in Florida!
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Most confusing piss I have ever taken...
That's for when you have to pee so badly that the stream of urine comes out at a higher velocity than usual.
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      10-20-2016, 01:06 PM   #40997
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Most confusing piss I have ever taken...
That's for when you have to pee so badly that the stream of urine comes out at a higher velocity than usual.
But, how do control the stream then?


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Every day is the day after tomorrow in Florida!
Your terminal velocity is 5.5 m/s or about 12 mph. So considering it's Thursday and you're only going 1.3 m/s, I'd say it's been a slow start!
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Most confusing piss I have ever taken...
For someone in a wheelchair who still wants to use the urinal rather than a stall?
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Every day is the day after tomorrow in Florida!
Your terminal velocity is 5.5 m/s or about 12 mph. So considering it's Thursday and you're only going 1.3 m/s, I'd say it's been a slow start!
Indeed! It's a nice parachute
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Most confusing piss I have ever taken...
For someone in a wheelchair who still wants to use the urinal rather than a stall?
Probably has nice upper body strength...
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But, how do control the stream then?


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It's a "Jesus take the wheel" moment.
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It's a "Jesus take the wheel" moment.
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      10-20-2016, 01:26 PM   #41004
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Probably has nice upper body strength...
That's what happens when you always skip leg day.

I'm so sorry
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This is actually really funny

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      10-20-2016, 07:53 PM   #41006
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This is actually really funny

Well Bhai I....LMFAO !!!

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Yeah, actually pretty funny, but still looks fake as almost all pranks do.

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