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      08-25-2015, 12:52 PM   #3961
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Yeah. She is. Better start saving up, if sugar daddy isn't an option.

At least I've had a haircut! Some probs for that is deserved, don't you think?!
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Yeah. She is. Better start saving up, if sugar daddy isn't an option.

At least I've had a haircut! Some probs for that is deserved, don't you think?!
Girl I will hook you up! PoP is great friends with a 90210 plastic surgeon
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At least I've had a haircut! Some probs for that is deserved, don't you think?!
Was it a Canuckian haircut from Canuckistan?
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Of course he is! They're among the most networked of all ethnicities
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Of course he is! They're among the most networked of all ethnicities
He knows EVERYONE. It's awesome.


He also corrected the way I say his country's name. It's "E-Ron", not "I-Ran" ... would you look at that. Learn something new everyday. He's so educational.
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He also corrected the way I say his country's name. It's "E-Ron", not "I-Ran" ... would you look at that. Learn something new everyday. He's so educational.
Usually, the expats refer to themselves as Persian.
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There is no way I would let anyone do anything to my body. I am completely happy as I am. The thought of needing to be prettier, younger looking, stuck with more cleavage or to have bigger lips and less wrinkles is ridiculous to me and if that ever happens to me, I've lost myself already. Even my nose is awesome with its imperfections.

I just don't replace the light near mirrors and I'm good to go.
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Usually, the expats refer to themselves as Persian.
He's actually more Germanish than Persia. His accent is Since he was raised in Germany.
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There is no way I would let anyone do anything to my body. I am completely happy as I am. The thought of needing to be prettier, younger looking, stuck with more cleavage or to have bigger lips and less wrinkles is ridiculous to me and if that ever happens to me, I've lost myself already. Even my nose is awesome with its imperfections.

I just don't replace the light near mirrors and I'm good to go.
That made me lol irl.
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That made me lol irl.
That's what I do as a beauty treatment. Then I spend the savings on cars.
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That's what I do as a beauty treatment. Then I spend the savings on cars.



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A new paper bag for big events.
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A new paper bag for big events.
I'll never forget the day the neighbor came over unannounced and brought me starbucks. I had no make up on whatsoever when I answered the door, he said "are you sick?"
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Even better, I know the FedEx guy on a first name basis since I order so much stuff. I signed for a package with no make up on last week and he said " Hey Sara, oh you're not Sara.... OH you are Sara. Sorry Sara, didn't recognize you." Like really??? Is it that bad.
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I'll never forget the day the neighbor came over unannounced and brought me starbucks. I had no make up on whatsoever when I answered the door, he said "are you sick?"
Haha, my best friend said to me once I look like a hooker on a bj discount day when I put on lipstick. Apparently I have a big mouth.

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Apparently I have a big mouth.
No way!
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Haha, my best friend said to me once I look like a hooker on a bj discount day when I put on lipstick. Apparently I have a big mouth.

Edit, lip gloss or what ever
Haha!
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No way!
I was gonna say how do you think I always get out of tickets but then I realized just what that would imply instead of me smiling kindly.

Not my brightest moment.
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I was gonna say how do you think I always get out of tickets but then I realized just what that would imply instead of me smiling kindly.
Your charming personality?
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Your charming personality?
Not necessarily charming but I'm quite used to getting my way.
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