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      08-25-2015, 11:40 AM   #3939
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LASIK is amazing.....if you have a flex spending account at your job, take full advantage for this procedure....
I was going to get it done Christmas of 2013, after my first consultation I found out I was pregnant so they wouldnt let me have the procedure. Then I had to wait until after I stopped BFing and now its just trying to find the time...... as I sit here typing this sitting outside a coffee shop relaxing.
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Wow. Your Persian Prince won't recognize you

ETA...Not a fan of "enhanced" females.
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The whole being awake thing wigs me out
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Wow. Your Persian Prince won't recognize you
Thats the point!

I want to look different. Beautiful.
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Thats the point!

I want to look different. Beautiful.
Are you serious?
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Are you serious?
Whats the reason 90% of women have plastic surgery? To look better. There's nothing wrong with wanting to fine tune yourself. "Be the best you can be."
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Whats the reason 90% of women have plastic surgery? To look better.
And here I thought it was to correct for poor self esteem
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And here I thought it was to correct for poor self esteem
A lot of women have self esteem issues because they dont look the way they wish they did.

Thank God for instagram filters.
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Wow. Your Persian Prince won't recognize you

ETA...Not a fan of "enhanced" females.
Am i the only one who thinks those always end up looking bad?

I do get why breast operations are needed after cancer and so, but therapy would work better for people with these issues in most cases.

It is hilarious how age can't show these days.
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There's nothing wrong with wanting to fine tune yourself. "Be the best you can be."
Agreed, but that starts with the mind also. Throw in some time in the gym, a healthy sense of humor, and a significant other that empowers your self image and wallah
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Am i the only one who thinks those always end up looking bad?
Depends on how much $$ you throw at the job, how your body reacts to the implants, above the muscle or below, how large, and so on.... There're some really good examples and equally horrible ones.

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I do get why breast operations are needed after cancer and so, but therapy would work better for people with these issues in most cases.
Absolutely. There're a thousand reasons why one would need cosmetic surgery, but again, IMO self esteem is a deeper problem that can't be fixed with a set of DD hooters.
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A lot of women have self esteem issues because they dont look the way they wish they did.

Thank God for instagram filters.
Instagram will never replace good parenting
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Depends on how much $$ you throw at the job, how your body reacts to the implants, above the muscle or below, how large, and so on.... There're some really good examples and equally horrible ones.



Absolutely. There're a thousand reasons why one would need cosmetic surgery, but again, IMO self esteem is a deeper problem that can't be fixed with a set of DD hooters.
Lets say an M6 money is used. Will I pass as a human finally?
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Depends on how much $$ you throw at the job, how your body reacts to the implants, above the muscle or below, how large, and so on.... There're some really good examples and equally horrible ones.



Absolutely. There're a thousand reasons why one would need cosmetic surgery, but again, IMO self esteem is a deeper problem that can't be fixed with a set of DD hooters.
My neighbor ( in her 50's) has a set that are 2 years younger than me.

I'm 27, her tits are 25 years old. They look amazing. No homo.
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Lets say an M6 money is used. Will I pass as a human finally?
Dont spend that much unless he's taking you out too!

A great pair only costs about $7,500
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Dont spend that much unless he's taking you out too!

A great pair only costs about $7,500
Here is my latest selfie:




I doubt 7,500 will do...

And what repair? Breasts?
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I doubt 7,500 will do...

And what repair? Breasts?
Yeah, we're gonna need that M6 money...
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Lets say an M6 money is used. Will I pass as a human finally?
Please...remember we met?
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My neighbor ( in her 50's) has a set that are 2 years younger than me.

I'm 27, her tits are 25 years old. They look amazing. No homo.
Genetics plays a part too. If they're not starting out like something you'd see in Nat Geo's African tribeswomen edition, then they'll be perkylicious for a long time.
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Yeah, we're gonna need that M6 money...
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Please...remember we met?
Dude we met after a 16 hour drive and no sleep in two nights in ca sun while I was so dehydrated I felt like a blown up version of myself and looked like one too.

The picture above is me on a good day, all tight and hoooot.
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Dude we met after a 16 hour drive and no sleep in two nights in ca sun while I was so dehydrated I felt like a blown up version of myself and looked like one too.

The picture above is me on a good day, all tight and hoooot.
Then Sara is right







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