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      05-02-2016, 10:32 AM   #27061
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I might not have 200 murders, but I think I'm well on my way to calling 200 people small-dicked.
200! And I thought I was special

Which on that note, if you watched Larry Wilmore's bit at the White House Correspondent's Dinner, when he mentions Trumps little hands, the camera cut to the crowd is pretty great.



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      05-02-2016, 10:36 AM   #27064
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      05-02-2016, 10:42 AM   #27065
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      05-02-2016, 10:53 AM   #27066
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I think I have a stalker...

That may or may not be a stripper, who raps
The same one I saw? (she was cute, buuutttt) Please tell me you did not take her to your house. Where you live. Where your personal belongings are. Where you sleep in a clean bed. Where you feel safe. YOUR F**King castle.

You took her there dude?
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      05-02-2016, 10:54 AM   #27067
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I edited my aforementioned post to include Jamaican ethnicity regarding warmth compensation, but I think I prefer a warm ball of happy, loving death from above.


Almost like a hydrogen bomb.
I briefly considered a new sig too:

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But I don't want to start taking shit out of context, now do I?
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      05-02-2016, 10:55 AM   #27068
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You guys are so deprived of sax.
No who told. You are whiter than I thought.
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      05-02-2016, 10:57 AM   #27069
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I briefly considered a new sig too:



But I don't want to start taking shit out of context, now do I?

Better round than square?
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      05-02-2016, 10:58 AM   #27070
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You guys are so deprived of sax.
Not so.... this is my official warning label, it follows me everywhere I go:
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      05-02-2016, 11:18 AM   #27072
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200! And I thought I was special
You'll always have the smallest dick to me, RJ.
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200! And I thought I was special
You'll always have the smallest dick to me, RJ.
Do you get to count multiples in that 200 number when you kill them, then desecrate their virtual corpse, then virtually kill their ancestors too? Just trying to know if we just went to 201, or if this is a continuation of the original diss. Cuz damn, this feels like it should count.
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      05-02-2016, 11:35 AM   #27074
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Mister ///M.....
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      05-02-2016, 11:59 AM   #27075
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You'll always have the smallest dick to me, RJ.
So you're saying that you need something stronger than a microscope to see his?

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      05-02-2016, 12:04 PM   #27076
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So you're saying that you need something stronger than a microscope to see his?

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Aww yeah, beyond the diffraction limit, bitches.
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      05-02-2016, 04:31 PM   #27077
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Aww yeah, beyond the diffraction limit, bitches.
You're going to make a lucky ant very happy one day.
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Goodness...


What's his name?
Actually her intials are MEN

...the irony hahah


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....and the problem is....?
bruh. She has beef at her recording studio and she wanted to handle things "like an adult" and fight him....need I say more?

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The same one I saw? (she was cute, buuutttt) Please tell me you did not take her to your house. Where you live. Where your personal belongings are. Where you sleep in a clean bed. Where you feel safe. YOUR F**King castle.

You took her there dude?
No! That is crazy talk. Im scared to cut the dead weight... i ducked her, however I just reinstalled my facebook and she texts me "DO YOU LIVE IN ________ insert town here. That kind of freaked me out. I dont even know but this is more and more of a bad idea haaaaa. fucking facebook. She also keeps trying to see me like hardcore.

She also doesnt sleep...because of errrr work.

Shes a damn zombie with huge tits.

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Dayuuum Mike
Sounds like a fright
She means no harm
Just fell for your charm
She don't like clothes
But don't be judging them hoes

Yeah boyeee
WHAT hahaha have you ever thought of rapping on your youtube channel? I'm sure it would be a hit with the homies

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Dammit, where are all these potential sigs coming from.



Quick, Mike., make that yours. She is spitting super hot fire this morning. *pages Supa Hot Fire gifs*
damn I have a ghost writer now!!!
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I'm officially famous! I was driving home from soccer (scored twice, woohoo!) and I stopped at a red light. My roof was down. An SUV pulled up next to me and two guys say "Hey it's TV Tara!!!" I say "yeah, haha, hi!" And they say "nice car! We watch your YouTube channel!!!" I waved and smiled and drove away. Haha! That's the first time that happened!
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I'm officially famous! I was driving home from soccer (scored twice, woohoo!) and I stopped at a red light. My roof was down. An SUV pulled up next to me and two guys say "Hey it's TV Tara!!!" I say "yeah, haha, hi!" And they say "nice car! We watch your YouTube channel!!!" I waved and smiled and drove away. Haha! That's the first time that happened!
Sweet! Are you going to use your fame for good or evil?
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I'm officially famous! I was driving home from soccer (scored twice, woohoo!) and I stopped at a red light. My roof was down. An SUV pulled up next to me and two guys say "Hey it's TV Tara!!!" I say "yeah, haha, hi!" And they say "nice car! We watch your YouTube channel!!!" I waved and smiled and drove away. Haha! That's the first time that happened!
Sweet! Are you going to use your fame for good or evil?
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