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      03-20-2019, 01:08 PM   #45
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This is an OFF-TOPIC board... the first page was all fools joking around or talking about their cars.

Thank you Rudi for opening things up here. If I had a story I honestly would've lol..

I know for a fact that more than two people have cheated on these boards... Some of you are too scared to detail your pasts, be it cheating on your SO, being cheated on, or currently still being unfaithful.

Remember, we're all homies here
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Personally I feel swingers are on to something here.

As for the question about swingers being considered cheating. In my opinion it would only be considered cheating in the event that it was not communicated with the other person. From what I gather of the people I know that are swingers, it's typically done with the other spouse in the room. Most of the allure is watching their partner being pleased. Something like watching porn, but in person, with your favorite porn star - your spouse.
So if a marriage was made with a vow to "forsake all others", swinging is OK?
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Is still cheating if the relationship is over in one mind but not the others? Some people can just not LET IT GO.
Holy crap where have you been? Are you out of NOLA and in Bethesda?
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This is an OFF-TOPIC board... the first page was all fools joking around or talking about their cars.

Thank you Rudi for opening things up here. If I had a story I honestly would've lol..

I know for a fact that more than two people have cheated on these boards... Some of you are too scared to detail your pasts, be it cheating on your SO, being cheated on, or currently still being unfaithful.

Remember, we're all homies here
Not really. A few of us know each other but this is a public board of loosely affiliated people through an auto brand. Not exactly a band of brothers. And there could be serious repercussions if people disclosed information of that variety. I applaud those who have responded and hope that everyone has or is moving towards the relationship of their dreams. Even in dreamland.
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Remember, we're all homies here

Yeah....No.

If you think that, you are sadly mistaken. I'd render a guess that you mean nothing to 98-99% of the members here (maybe even 100%). Same percentages apply to me too, I have no doubt.
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Is still cheating if the relationship is over in one mind but not the others? Some people can just not LET IT GO.
I've heard it helps if you also verbally communicate that fact prior to seeking new relationships....


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what the hell is happening here
The normal train wreck. Get some popcorn, grab a soda, and have a seat. You know the routine.
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Is swinging considered cheating?
My wife and I are friends with a recently split up couple who were swingers. No, they/we never asked-just to get that out of the way. They had been together for about 10 years but the swinging stopped maybe a year ago. He cheated on her recently and that’s why they aren’t together. Did swinging kill their marriage as he was used to it and then it stopped?

Mind you, she never messed with another guy. She was into females so he had fun with all of her friends.
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I thought of this and since women will spin it no matter what, I thought no answer was best. Heres my assistant at work.
Did she text you this or was this on her social media?

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What if you’re “on a break”

Asking for a Friend.
IMHO, a break means all bets are off. Tell ‘your friend’ to bang as he pleases.

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LOL OP brings Sara back from the missing
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Yeah....No.

If you think that, you are sadly mistaken. I'd render a guess that you mean nothing to 98-99% of the members here (maybe even 100%)
Well, especially since he’s MB vagabond with fake nose and glasses... he’s not even a BMW guy maybe! Probably some Bimmer guy’s wife.
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Hey, bring your mom Now_Rudi!!










For those who don't get it, I'm not that sick (close!), it's from the slinging TV commercial...
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I was in a totally not serious relationship when I met my wife. We went out one night and had a great time, came back to my place and I asked her if I could touch her body. She replied "not with a girlfriend." Broke up with her the next day and I've been chasing my wife around since! <3
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Did she text you this or was this on her social media?

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I took it before she performed mouth massage one of her duties.
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Well, especially since he’s MB vagabond with fake nose and glasses... he’s not even a BMW guy maybe! Probably some Bimmer guy’s wife.
Oh screw you bruv
My username is truthfully BM Vagabond, same as on another forum. But I never realized that reversed its MB Vagabond. Perfect "disguise" irony on a BMW forum. I give you props, I never noticed

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Yeah....No.

If you think that, you are sadly mistaken. I'd render a guess that you mean nothing to 98-99% of the members here (maybe even 100%). Same percentages apply to me too, I have no doubt.
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Not really. A few of us know each other but this is a public board of loosely affiliated people through an auto brand. Not exactly a band of brothers. And there could be serious repercussions if people disclosed information of that variety. I applaud those who have responded and hope that everyone has or is moving towards the relationship of their dreams. Even in dreamville*.
We are a band of brothers. We have a strong common bond.
This forum is 1. The internet, so it's anonymous, and 2. Where saucier topics can be discussed amongst us guys
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Wait, did *I* get cheated on? That story has been repeatedly posted around here, and is the reason I'm with my SECOND wife. . .

Senior year in HS, a girl kissed me when I drove her home from a party. I later realized she was still kinda seeing one of my friends. That was tough. She still sometimes appears in my dreams.

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This forum is 1. The internet, so it's anonymous, and 2. Where saucier topics can be discussed amongst us guys
I really like, um about half of these bozos...

I sent all of them a pm just so they know who they are.
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I sent all of them a pm just so they know who they are.
I just checked. NUFFIN!!
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