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      10-22-2015, 01:27 AM   #155
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Sounds good! Tara also said she wants some Mexicans.
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      10-22-2015, 01:29 AM   #156
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Sounds good! Tara also said she wants some Mexicans.
We could take a drive to have a lunch/ dinner with her?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-22-2015, 01:30 AM   #157
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Sounds good! Tara also said she wants some Mexicans.
We could take a drive to have a lunch/ dinner with her?
Yeah! I'll meet you guys in the US for dinner!
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      10-22-2015, 01:32 AM   #158
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Yeah! I'll meet you guys in the US for dinner!
Yup, and since Alex knows how to use Candy, we'd even show up!
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      10-22-2015, 01:33 AM   #159
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No not Laney.. I'm Jackie lol. Just another lurker mom kinds dorky type 😏
Hi Jackie! Ever been to Belgium?
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Hi Jackie! Ever been to Belgium?
No.. I actually have only been to Israel when I was 5yo... That's it.. Haven't left the US since.. Wish I could though.. Maybe once my youngest is old enough
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      10-22-2015, 03:10 AM   #161
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Heard it's not cheating if it's anal. What's a woman's perspective on this?
If that's the case, your gf could take it in the ass, with a different guy, each day of the month... And it won't be cheating.
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I heard its not cheating if you use a condom
Is that what she told you??
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      10-22-2015, 04:06 AM   #163
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This is a treadmill of fail....
When are you coming here?!
I wasn't invited?: Odd?
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Heard it's not cheating if it's anal. What's a woman's perspective on this?
If that's the case, your gf could take it in the ass, with a different guy, each day of the month... And it won't be cheating.
Are you assuming said person had, or could get, a GF? Because that is the key point.
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      10-22-2015, 04:33 AM   #165
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First - Great thread idea....bout time the ladies take charge

Second - The following questions are in general for the ladies...

Favorite position?

Do you (can you) have multiple orgasms?

Ever fake the Big O just to get him (or her) to stop and go to sleep?
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      10-22-2015, 04:51 AM   #166
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      10-22-2015, 05:00 AM   #167
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I have been coerced into starting this thread by an unnamed OT member whose name rhymes with Tara. Because it's Tara. Therefore, please bring forth your best questions for the estrogen-ridden ones Sara504 bimmette, C5driver , and yes, even you Lups. I'll do my best to be as honest/candid as possible. If you ask something like "can bears smell your periods" I will break your kneecaps, but I have no doubt someone will do it anyway.
What ?!?!?

C5driver estrogen ridden ? WTF !
I said to him.....Damn or need I to say "her" now => I really like you my friend Alex !
Well actually for the moment my jaw is on the floor and I need to pick it up.

And I really like him...No wait ...Her...Him....her ....Fuck !
Not often I'm confused but now I am ...
Now I'm thinking on his.....Damn... her Avatar pic....Is it him....Damn.... her ?
Need to leave for work ...And I can't wait to read this later this evening..

Damn....shit....fuck....I'm confused and more than ever....Where is my jaw , can't leave without my jaw ?
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      10-22-2015, 06:21 AM   #168
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There he is!
Troll harder young padawan.

The Yaris is strong with you.
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      10-22-2015, 06:23 AM   #169
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I have a question for all the ladies;


Do you have innies or outies?
If I show you mine will you show me yours?
Is it true that women in fact do not poop, and the butthole is just for show?
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      10-22-2015, 06:48 AM   #170
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Sugs, why you let people get under your skin broski?
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      10-22-2015, 06:53 AM   #171
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      10-22-2015, 07:54 AM   #172
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      10-22-2015, 07:59 AM   #173
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Has anyone asked about poop? Girls dont poop.
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      10-22-2015, 08:27 AM   #174
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Now back to your regularly scheduled questionnaire.
Ok - so you don't feel left out with the ladies getting all the attention....

Do you have only period a month, or more than one a month?

What is your comfort food of choice during this time: Ice cream or asshhole?

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      10-22-2015, 08:30 AM   #175
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If you had to bang Terrell Suggs or Marshawn Lynch, who would you pick.
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