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      10-22-2015, 12:49 AM   #133
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It's ok. We're good.
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You asked a question and I answered was wondering what that tells you, my answer I mean.
This looks like English, but not really.
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You don't, they were being nice.
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What does Elmer's glue have to do with anything? You asked if I played with it as a kid. I said yes sniffed it and ate paint chips. So now read my fortune.
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What does Elmer's glue have to do with anything? You asked if I played with it as a kid. I said yes sniffed it and ate paint chips. So now read my fortune.
You're gay and have teh AIDS.
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You don't, they were being nice.
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You're gay and have teh AIDS.
From glue? Glad I clarified for you.
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From glue? Glad I clarified for you.
Dude I'd be more interested in how he sees you using the glue to get aids.

Alex, draw us a picture!
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And what was your response to this? You didn't say yes but you didn't say no.
Very thoughtful, but I'll pass.
Duly noted.
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Dude I'd be more interested in how he sees you using the glue to get aids.

Alex, draw us a picture!
This is a treadmill of fail....
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This is a treadmill of fail....
When are you coming here?!
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is it true that all women want to be dominated in the bedroom, at least some of the time?
I'm sure not all women.. But I need to be dominated to be turned on. I love when my partner is forceful and makes or tells me what he wants me to do to him..
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Do women really like getting text pictures of penis? I mean, guys are super visual and it's well known that women are not as much so. But if you've ever seen women at a male strip club, you might think otherwise. So does the penor pics do anything for you gals?
Also depends. When wanted, can be awesome. Unwanted dick pic out of the blue... oftentimes
What about unwanted dick in a girls mouth? Is that appreciated?
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I love when my partner is forceful and makes or tells me what he wants me to do to him..
Does that include making sammiches?
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Does that include making sammiches?
Lol yes even Sammiches. I take care of my man..

Makes him feel better at least after he comes home e every day after work and sees my much more superior of a car than his 😛
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Do women really like getting text pictures of penis? I mean, guys are super visual and it's well known that women are not as much so. But if you've ever seen women at a male strip club, you might think otherwise. So does the penor pics do anything for you gals?
Also depends. When wanted, can be awesome. Unwanted dick pic out of the blue... oftentimes
What about unwanted dick in a girls mouth? Is that appreciated?
That's hilarious! Staaahhhhppp
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What about unwanted dick in a girls mouth? Is that appreciated?
Lol. We Finns are quite open about sexuality and nudity but I will never, ever forget the moment when I was 15, and we went out fishing with our group. A few beers and a friend of mine decided he really needs to show me his impersonation of an elephant.


In our group we had five really close knitted people, me, and four guys, and the gay one pulls his out.

That moment ruined all porn and other visual material for me for a long, long time, hell, I have trouble of looking at an penises the same way still.

As the tip of the day I'd offer that don't share pics before they start it. And never, ever do the elephant move since likely you'll still be friends when you get married and the witnesses all share that stir from different angles in their speech.
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Does that include making sammiches?
Lol yes even Sammiches. I take care of my man..

Makes him feel better at least after he comes home e every day after work and sees my much more superior of a car than his 😛
Lainey? Dat you?
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Lainey? Dat you?
No not Laney.. I'm Jackie lol. Just another lurker mom kinds dorky type 😏
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