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      11-12-2015, 10:13 AM   #2267
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Then I start to feel a little feminine, almost like snug granny panties holding my balls and dickthing in an awkward position. I usually get over, because I know how good I look in them.
I normally like it when one nut is hanging off whilst the other one is in a perfectly leveled position.
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I normally like it when one nut is hanging off whilst the other one is in a perfectly leveled position.
Well, after the first instance I just took my briefs to my tailor, because I didn't like the nut tuck. She actually sewed on stretchy material lower on the left than the right, so now they just hang naturally with natural feeling support.
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Sara is currently traveling in her new toy.
I knew it!!! Damn I should have beleive her and say yes to the invitation.
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      11-12-2015, 10:37 AM   #2271
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Ok lets get back on topic here:

First date, guy picks you up in his car (with no power locks) and you enter the car, sit in the passenger seat to go to dinner or something. On the way back from said date, he unlocks your passenger door and you go in. As he is walking around to the drivers side door, do you reach over and unlock the door for him?
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      11-12-2015, 10:45 AM   #2272
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lol

Ok lets get back on topic here:

First date, guy picks you up in his car (with no power locks) and you enter the car, sit in the passenger seat to go to dinner or something. On the way back from said date, he unlocks your passenger door and you go in. As he is walking around to the drivers side door, do you reach over and unlock the door for him?
Why would I be letting him drive? If he's an American, I would assume his car has no breaks and it would fall to pieces and I would die of hunger in the side of the road while listening to him explaining the elaborate work he does as a taxidermist. I'd he was a Finn, I'd assume he's taking me to a restaurant that makes tasteless food while he remains completely silent.

Yeah, I would be very bad at being single.
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      11-12-2015, 10:53 AM   #2273
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lol

Ok lets get back on topic here:

First date, guy picks you up in his car (with no power locks) and you enter the car, sit in the passenger seat to go to dinner or something. On the way back from said date, he unlocks your passenger door and you go in. As he is walking around to the drivers side door, do you reach over and unlock the door for him?
Great movie!
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      11-12-2015, 10:56 AM   #2274
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Why would I be letting him drive? If he's an American, I would assume his car has no breaks and it would fall to pieces and I would die of hunger in the side of the road while listening to him explaining the elaborate work he does as a taxidermist. I'd he was a Finn, I'd assume he's taking me to a restaurant that makes tasteless food while he remains completely silent.

Yeah, I would be very bad at being single.
Why does he have to be only American or Finn? Why come he can't be of Oriental decent, AA, Hispanic/Latino, German, etc..?
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      11-12-2015, 10:58 AM   #2275
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lol

Ok lets get back on topic here:

First date, guy picks you up in his car (with no power locks) and you enter the car, sit in the passenger seat to go to dinner or something. On the way back from said date, he unlocks your passenger door and you go in. As he is walking around to the drivers side door, do you reach over and unlock the door for him?
I thought everyone had comfort access. What is this "unlocking doors" you speak of?
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Why does he have to be only American or Finn? Why come he can't be of Oriental decent, AA, Hispanic/Latino, German, etc..?
I couldn't date an Asian. Honestly it takes all my self control not to steal every Asian baby I see, so dating one would be me raping him on the first date and using him cruelly as a sperm donor.

Hispanic/ Latino: I'd fall for the good foods their mothers make and I'd never fit in my car again.

I have dated a German and he was way too much of a wimp for me. Austrian would work, they get good milk too.
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Yeah, I would be very bad at being single.
I feel like this implies that you're "good" at being married? Are you certain?

Discuss...
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      11-12-2015, 12:16 PM   #2278
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I feel like this implies that you're "good" at being married? Are you certain?

Discuss...
Oh god no! I suck at that too.
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Ask a married guy/girl anything is in the works.
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I would laugh at a guy in a thong the first time I saw him in it. But there would not be a second time.
Halleluhjah !
Now we're talking, guuurl!
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If a girl shows me her butthole..., does that mean she likes me?
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Depends on context
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Depends on context
That means she might like to have URanus activities with you.
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      11-12-2015, 05:21 PM   #2284
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A friend of mine back in the days of the Clinton Administration once told me a girl wanted him to shit on her during sex. Has that ever crossed your minds, ladies?
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That means she might like to have URanus activities with you.
I'd rather have fun with HERanus. Just saying.
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lol...this thread is hilarious! and it's funny the girls here are responding!
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