BMW E60 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com  
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts  

Go Back   BMW E60 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      03-15-2010, 05:53 PM   #23
jhv
Lieutenant General
jhv's Avatar
1699
Rep
17,304
Posts

Drives: G80 M3
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Los Angeles

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ApathyCSL View Post
[1] you take his shit!
You take his stuff and eat his lunch. It is pretty good. You're sick of being a nerd so you decide to go to the local disco to shake your rump a little and maybe pick up chicks. When you get there

[1] you dance
[2] you try to pick up chicks by impressing them with all of your new loot
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2010, 05:57 PM   #24
Nexlevmm
Lieutenant
Nexlevmm's Avatar
No_Country
33
Rep
429
Posts

Drives: SG E92 M
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Here and Now

iTrader: (0)

can i choose again?
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2010, 05:57 PM   #25
Peanuto
Private First Class
Peanuto's Avatar
63
Rep
122
Posts

Drives: E92 335i Lemans Blue M-sport
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Maryland

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ApathyCSL View Post
can i choose again?
You hesitate i answer 2
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2010, 06:02 PM   #26
Nexlevmm
Lieutenant
Nexlevmm's Avatar
No_Country
33
Rep
429
Posts

Drives: SG E92 M
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Here and Now

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Peanuto View Post
You hesitate i answer 2
fawk.
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2010, 06:33 PM   #27
jhv
Lieutenant General
jhv's Avatar
1699
Rep
17,304
Posts

Drives: G80 M3
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Los Angeles

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Peanuto View Post
You hesitate i answer 2
You get to the club only to discover that it is fat chicks night.

What do you do?

[1] Mess with the fat chicks and hope to be attacked by their good looking friends
[2] Try to pick up the nearest one
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2010, 06:37 PM   #28
JayKay335i
Banned
Egypt
189
Rep
5,046
Posts

Drives: ///M323 DCT
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: North Dakota; its best DUHHHHHH

iTrader: (1)

[1]
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2010, 06:40 PM   #29
jhv
Lieutenant General
jhv's Avatar
1699
Rep
17,304
Posts

Drives: G80 M3
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Los Angeles

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by JayKay335i View Post
[1]

Good looking super-models soon flock to you in anger.

"Uh oh." you mumble, as the groovy disco lights illuminate the vengeful, yet oddly compelling faces of the good looking chicks, hair-dryers and eye lash curlers gripped in their hands, slowly moving closer to you as "Kung Fu Fighting" starts to boom out of the speakers above.

[1] Do your best bruce lee pose and prepare for battle
[2] Boogie on down to the fire escape
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2010, 06:42 PM   #30
Peanuto
Private First Class
Peanuto's Avatar
63
Rep
122
Posts

Drives: E92 335i Lemans Blue M-sport
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Maryland

iTrader: (0)

1
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2010, 06:47 PM   #31
jhv
Lieutenant General
jhv's Avatar
1699
Rep
17,304
Posts

Drives: G80 M3
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Los Angeles

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Peanuto View Post
1
You kill all of them in a glorious fight scene. I mean, it was really just amazing. You were like, Wah!, and one of them was like, Whoo!, and you totally kicked ass. It was seriously really awesome, I'm really sorry you missed it. I mean REALLY. Just... wow. I'll never see anything as exciting as that fight scene ever again in my LIFE. Whew. Fantastic.

Erm... well, you should probably get moving. Surprisingly, cutting up a horde of supermodels is actually illegal in your state/province/neighborhood/village. Sirens wail on the background track, and the cops will be here soon. Whatever shall you do?

[1] Jump out of a window into the alley and run for the hills
[2] Wait for the police to arrive and act casual
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2010, 06:57 PM   #32
antongk
Private
antongk's Avatar
25
Rep
74
Posts

Drives: '08 328xi e92
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: michigan

iTrader: (0)

[2] Wait for the police to arrive and act casual
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2010, 07:13 PM   #33
jhv
Lieutenant General
jhv's Avatar
1699
Rep
17,304
Posts

Drives: G80 M3
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Los Angeles

iTrader: (1)

Quote:
Originally Posted by antongk View Post
[2] Wait for the police to arrive and act casual
When the police arrive, they beat you to death.

It's all over.
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2010, 07:28 PM   #34
nmulax
Brigadier General
nmulax's Avatar
United_States
379
Rep
4,320
Posts

Drives: '07 Z4 M Coupe
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Metro-Detroit

iTrader: (5)

Garage List
2007 Z4M Coupé  [7.66]
hahaha... definitely Thread of the Day
__________________
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2010, 09:05 PM   #35
Scorpion
Major
No_Country
162
Rep
1,210
Posts

Drives: Nothing
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Nowhere

iTrader: (0)

Haha that was awesome, do another one.
Appreciate 0
      03-15-2010, 09:56 PM   #36
Labrada_Exoticz
Subscribed
Labrada_Exoticz's Avatar
United_States
124
Rep
1,179
Posts

Drives: F80 M3
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Miami

iTrader: (4)

Wow lol Pass it!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorpion View Post
Haha that was awesome, do another one.
+1
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:24 AM.




5post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST