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      06-18-2015, 11:23 AM   #9285
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So it is a sandwich with mayo, the best know vegetable in the USA basically?

Yeah Billup, I don't get it either.
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      06-18-2015, 11:25 AM   #9286
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...and another thing...

bimmette thread was active and had serious banter back and forth...but it was not as bad as some of these threads that continue to stay open with some of their content...SMH.
It's a pick and choose world. We pick what we want to see, and we choose what we want to react to. Just like moderation, unless it gets reported, I doubt the mods hang out in many of these threads until someone gets really upset.


Don't say SMH. What are you, 12 years old?! GROW UP.


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      06-18-2015, 11:25 AM   #9287
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So the help you offered was a promise to ask a friend for a free therapy session so she'd stop dating guidos? You have a problem with her expensive shoes yet you drive a $75k car.

She's single, she's not a housewife like you, it's ok for her to date, she's looking for a husband. So maybe one day she might find a rich husband who would take care of her so she can stay home eating bonbons and posting all day on car forums.
Seriously - let it go, send PM's, or take it to her thread and post all you like. I don't want all the fun threads closed...
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      06-18-2015, 11:27 AM   #9288
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So the help you offered was a promise to ask a friend for a free therapy session so she'd stop dating guidos? You have a problem with her expensive shoes yet you drive a $75k car.

She's single, she's not a housewife like you, it's ok for her to date, she's looking for a husband. So maybe one day she might find a rich husband who would take care of her so she can stay home eating bonbons and posting all day on car forums.
Oh coffee...

I'm not going into this again. And actually now I'm walking in a park, I find doing at least two things at once more productive than eating candy.
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      06-18-2015, 11:28 AM   #9289
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So it is a sandwich with mayo, the best know vegetable in the USA basically?

Yeah Billup, I don't get it either.
When I first saw it, I was like..., so what..., you take a salad with grilled chicken and put it between buns. That's basically just a chicken sandwich.

Then I realized there was lots of mayo, pickles, and everything wonderful in the world. They can call it whatever they want, as long as it never goes extinct.
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When I first saw it, I was like..., so what..., you take a salad with grilled chicken and put it between buns. That's basically just a chicken sandwich.

Then I realized there was lots of mayo, pickles, and everything wonderful in the world. They can call it whatever they want, as long as it never goes extinct.
It does sound healthy with the word salad and I wouldn't care either.

Hidingbehindanick@hotmail.com Billie, I keep the inbox full for a reason.
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      06-18-2015, 11:45 AM   #9291
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It does sound healthy with the word salad and I wouldn't care either.

Hidingbehindanick@hotmail.com Billie, I keep the inbox full for a reason.
I should put bacon on it next time. That would take it to it's optimum level of awesomeness. *LIGHTBULB*!


...., how'd you know I tried to PM you. It still tells you, even though your box is full?
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I should put bacon on it next time. That would take it to it's optimum level of awesomeness. *LIGHTBULB*!


...., how'd you know I tried to PM you. It still tells you, even though your box is full?
Yup! It does, I could take the setting off but I find it hilarious when someone tries to pm me 30 times in a row.
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      06-18-2015, 11:51 AM   #9293
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Yup! It does, I could take the setting off but I find it hilarious when someone tries to pm me 30 times in a row.
Hmmm, interesting. I guess it's true, you really do learn something new everyday!


Those first two words remind me of Bimmettes interviews when she asks what people drive, then she goes;

"Oh...., interesting." so nonchalantly. LOL. It made me chuckle, and really made my day.
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Hmmm, interesting. I guess it's true, you really do learn something new everyday!


Those first two words remind me of Bimmettes interviews when she asks what people drive, then she goes;

"Oh...., interesting." so nonchalantly. LOL. It made me chuckle, and really made my day.
Haha, I'll show you what I mean when you mail me
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I woke up late and all this happened.....
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I woke up late and all this happened.....
I climbed a tree to proof I'm the shit and got zero respect. Your morning wins!

Oh, I remembered yet an other huge Anna dating incident. The 0.5? I saw him for a few months to ease up to single life (yes, men get used too) and he blew a fuse because I never remembered his name. Apparently I was disrespectful.
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Man, first my thread gets shut down and now a member sends me a pic of me and my car being used to sell someone else's bumper and lip on Craigslist. And coincidentally my lip was lost/stolen but I don't think he's the one who took it. But I dunno.
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I climbed a tree to proof I'm the shit and got zero respect. Your morning wins!

Oh, I remembered yet an other huge Anna dating incident. The 0.5? I saw him for a few months to ease up to single life (yes, men get used too) and he blew a fuse because I never remembered his name. Apparently I was disrespectful.

Yeah. Some younger days, guys can be really sensitive at times.
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I was rofl ing until I read that your bumper was lost/stolen.


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Man, first my thread gets shut down and now a member sends me a pic of me and my car being used to sell someone else's bumper and lip on Craigslist. And coincidentally my lip was lost/stolen but I don't think he's the one who took it. But I dunno.
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Man, first my thread gets shut down and now a member sends me a pic of me and my car being used to sell someone else's bumper and lip on Craigslist. And coincidentally my lip was lost/stolen but I don't think he's the one who took it. But I dunno.
Yeah. The ad just says it's "silver" and mine is grey so I don't know. I could've arranged to see it but he's not that close to me.
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Yeah. The ad just says it's "silver" and mine is grey so I don't know. I could've arranged to see it but he's not that close to me.
Yeah, most likely he copy/pasted the footage from YouTube or photo server.
You can flag it if you don't what that seller to use your footage.
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What a horrible job!

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Man, first my thread gets shut down and now a member sends me a pic of me and my car being used to sell someone else's bumper and lip on Craigslist. And coincidentally my lip was lost/stolen but I don't think he's the one who took it. But I dunno.
No ! Your lip was stolen ?!?!
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