What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Dropped my family off at the airport this morning. Drove the Touareg so we could fit all the luggages. Dropped the car off at home. Went to turn it off and remove the key fob and it's stuck in the ignition. TF? Called VW. They're worthless. Won't even tow it for me. Drove the GLI to work.

2014 Touareg with 18k miles WITH the key in the ignition in my driveway. Free car, anyone?

Is it actually in park? Sometimes the gear lever doesn't completely go into park. Key won't remove unless the car is in park.

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Guys also need to smile more in pics. They look more attractive and less like a douche if they would just smile.

Who doesn't smile in pics? I always smile and then when I feel extra excited, I put two peace signs next to my cheeks to mimic whiskers.

Originally Posted by grimlock

3 yrs in nothing.. when your old

tell me about it! I remember saying, "I haven't had a Big Mac in 15 years" I got scared because I have become one of those people.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Who doesn't smile in pics? I always smile and then when I feel extra excited, I put two peace signs next to my cheeks to mimic whiskers.

tell me about it! I remember saying, "I haven't had a Big Mac in 15 years" I got scared because I have become one of those people.

All the selfies guys post on IG have this weird serious look. Well, guy selfies are usually kind of weird in general. (Usually, not always).

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

All the selfies guys post on IG have this weird serious look. Well, guy selfies are usually kind of weird in general. (Usually, not always).

So basically we need to start smiling more like this guy?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

So basically we need to start smiling more like this guy?

Yeah!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Is it actually in park? Sometimes the gear lever doesn't completely go into park. Key won't remove unless the car is in park.

It is. I moved the gear lever multiple times throughout all the gears. It gave me a warning saying the car was not in park (when it actually was). If it wasn't in park, the car would have rolled down the hill into the woods behind the house, by now. I'm guessing some sensor is all jacked up.

6MT FTW!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Yeah!

I don't take selfies, that shit is weird. Who wants to see pics of me? I want to show all the cool shit I'm doing, not like, hey this is me in a car!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

I don't take selfies, that shit is weird. Who wants to see pics of me? I want to show all the cool shit I'm doing, not like, hey this is me in a car!

I think one guy selfie is acceptable. Because it's also weird when you have hundreds of pics and you aren't in any.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I think one guy selfie is acceptable. Because it's also weird when you have hundreds of pics and you aren't in any.

Why is it weird? I feel weird taking pictures of myself, so that would make it double weird.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

Why is it weird? I feel weird taking pictures of myself, so that would make it double weird.

It's like you're hiding what you look like. You don't have to take a selfie, but at least hand your phone to someone and take a group shot or something when you're somewhere pretty.

[1MOREMOD]

He's fugly, careful what you wish for.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

He's fugly, careful what you wish for.

Yup

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Yup

You can't agree with him, you know I'm sexy. We Skyped neked together for fucks sake!


Chris, you shut your penis tainted mouth, beefcake.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

You can't agree with him, you know I'm sexy. We Skyped neked together for fucks sake!


Chris, you shut your penis tainted mouth, beefcake.

Haha I didn't mean you, dumbass

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Haha I didn't mean you, dumbass

YOU SAID YUP TO HIS QUOTE! UGH.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

YOU SAID YUP TO HIS QUOTE! UGH.

Haha I thought he meant "he's fugly" referring to all guys hiding their pics online.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

YOU SAID YUP TO HIS QUOTE! UGH.

Stop bitching, woman.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Haha I thought he meant "he's fugly" referring to all guys hiding their pics online.

They are. Pathetic trolls living under a bridge or in mom's basement. Most of my pics are all nutscape though, so there's that angle from way down low so you can see up my nostrils.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Stop bitching, woman.

It's broman, I haven't gotten the lower portion mechanics changed yet only the top.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's broman, I haven't gotten the lower portion mechanics changed yet only the top.

Pics of just the top half, please!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Pics of just the top half, please!

Look buddy, you either get the whole thing or nothing at all. Beggers can't be choosers.

[ASBSECU E93]

Axius

Only thing worse than a nutsacpe selfie.....group shot of nutscape selfies.

[Aatish]

Or you know, just don't post selfies if your a guy...