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Lups · 12-12-2015, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Seriously Lups .....

Axius must be adopted from Finland...mad driving skills on display today..

Meh, the man just works as my pool boy to pay for his driving lessons.

He's a biker. Those of them who survive a few years with their toys and up being awesome with low mass vehicles. Let's just face it: We heave M's are sloooow as fuck

ASBSECU E93 · 12-12-2015, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You know you got hard when I was drifting them turns.

That fagboy tried to spin me out but recovery was the only option.... in 9th place.

It was like I can see it in Slo-Mo, happening right in from t of me

That look on your face...."WFT MAN!!!!!"

SugarSkulls · 12-12-2015, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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Originally Posted by Axius

You know you got hard when I was drifting them turns.

That fagboy tried to spin me out but recovery was the only option.... in 9th place.

It was like I can see it in Slo-Mo, happening right in from t of me

That look on your face...."WFT MAN!!!!!"

Hey btw-

Your pats are sucking.

And my hawks are balling.

As long as they get into the dance, that's all that matters to me

Just thought I'd state the obvious

Axius · 12-12-2015, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Meh, the man just works as my pool boy to pay for his driving lessons.

He's a biker. Those of them who survive a few years with their toys and up being awesome with low mass vehicles. Let's just face it: We heave M's are sloooow as fuck

I might be a big pussy, but at least I compensate with a motorcycle and lack of inhibitions when I ride it.

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

It was like I can see it in Slo-Mo, happening right in from t of me

That look on your face...."WFT MAN!!!!!"

Dude, that fucking guy was on my ass going into that turn and didn't follow the braking line and just pushed me off.

Noobs man....,

V1.47fan · 12-12-2015, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

No I mean blondes are always more popular.

Try to be more flirty...

bimmette · 12-12-2015, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

No I mean blondes are always more popular.

Try to be more flirty...

Haha, no that's ok. I'm content with my 2000 points

SugarSkulls · 12-12-2015, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

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Originally Posted by bimmette

No I mean blondes are always more popular.

Try to be more flirty...

Yeah, bimmette show a little more gum

V1.47fan · 12-12-2015, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Haha, no that's ok. I'm content with my 2000 points

bimmette · 12-12-2015, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Yeah, bimmette show a little more gum

Better?

Axius · 12-12-2015, 11:27 PM

You didn't smile with your teeth to express the inner workings of SORBITOL, GUM BASE, MALTITOL, MANNITOL, ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORING; LESS THAN 2% OF: ACACIA, ACESULFAME POTASSIUM, ASPARTAME, BHT (TO MAINTAIN FRESHNESS), CANDELILLA WAX, GLYCERIN, SOY LECITHIN, SUCRALOSE AND TITANIUM DIOXIDE

SugarSkulls · 12-12-2015, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

Yeah, bimmette show a little more gum

Better?

Love those DSL's

bimmette · 12-12-2015, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

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Yeah, bimmette show a little more gum

Better?

Love those DSL's

Jesus Christ.

UncleWede · 12-13-2015, 12:08 AM

Is there anything more primal?

F30lolz · 12-13-2015, 08:10 AM

Oh boy, I'm in the doghouse. Wifey wanted action last night but I fell asleep before said action even began. Since I woke up before her, she questioned why I didn't wake her up to perform said action. Now she said I owe where good tonight

RJ_ · 12-13-2015, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Oh boy, I'm in the doghouse. Wifey wanted action last night but I fell asleep before said action even began. Since I woke up before her, she questioned why I didn't wake her up to perform said action. Now she said I owe where good tonight

You must have a different kind of doghouse than the rest of us.

Axius · 12-13-2015, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

You must have a different kind of doghouse than the rest of us.

Depends, what if she wants to peg him as punishment (or not, up to you).

ASBSECU E93 · 12-13-2015, 11:24 AM

F30lolz - let her decide the punishment for your insolence

shoei · 12-13-2015, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

F30lolz - let her decide the punishment for your insolence

Better yet... Why do you let us decide for your wife??

Lups · 12-13-2015, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Oh boy, I'm in the doghouse. Wifey wanted action last night but I fell asleep before said action even began. Since I woke up before her, she questioned why I didn't wake her up to perform said action. Now she said I owe where good tonight

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You must have a different kind of doghouse than the rest of us.

I agree. Lolz you're one lucky canine.

Axius · 12-13-2015, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Better yet... Why do you let us decide for your wife??

Well go on..., suggestions?

Lups · 12-13-2015, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Better yet... Why do you let us decide for your wife??

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Well go on..., suggestions?

Shoei don't leave us hanging. I've sat by the screen with a pen and a paper waiting to get the ideas.

shoei · 12-13-2015, 01:12 PM

Oh I didn't know this was gonna be on me... I'm sorry I was on the phone talking about rate exclusive cars...

Anywhoos - for his insolence... Maybe his wife would appreciate a Furry moment? Thinking a giant reindeer costume for him to wear? We would of course need pics / vids of this intimate moment... For prosperities sake...

Or instead of nipple clamps... Electrified nipple clamps... Wears them around all day and she has the remote... Safe word is;

"Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo..."

12-12-2015, 11:27 PM	#17984
Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	You didn't smile with your teeth to express the inner workings of SORBITOL, GUM BASE, MALTITOL, MANNITOL, ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORING; LESS THAN 2% OF: ACACIA, ACESULFAME POTASSIUM, ASPARTAME, BHT (TO MAINTAIN FRESHNESS), CANDELILLA WAX, GLYCERIN, SOY LECITHIN, SUCRALOSE AND TITANIUM DIOXIDE
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12-13-2015, 12:08 AM	#17987
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18031 Rep 9,378 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Is there anything more primal? Attached Images __________________ I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
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12-13-2015, 01:12 PM	#17996
shoei Banned 7779 Rep 2,602 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	Oh I didn't know this was gonna be on me... I'm sorry I was on the phone talking about rate exclusive cars... Anywhoos - for his insolence... Maybe his wife would appreciate a Furry moment? Thinking a giant reindeer costume for him to wear? We would of course need pics / vids of this intimate moment... For prosperities sake... Or instead of nipple clamps... Electrified nipple clamps... Wears them around all day and she has the remote... Safe word is; "Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo..."
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