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      07-06-2021, 06:29 PM   #33529
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One of my sister's first attempts at dinner ... I suggested the guests may not be hungry ...
Anybody else thinking "Alien"?
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One of my sister's first attempts at dinner ... I suggested the guests may not be hungry ...
Billy's sister: "Don't worry, it tastes just like chicken…"
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      07-07-2021, 12:14 AM   #33531
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      07-07-2021, 04:51 AM   #33533
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One of my sister's first attempts at dinner ... I suggested the guests may not be hungry ...
An 'Aliens' escapee was finally tied and fried, eouuw.
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      07-07-2021, 08:46 AM   #33534
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Is that from Aliens???
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      07-07-2021, 09:40 AM   #33535
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Didn't want to soil her dress by sitting directly on the grass.



I wonder if she was trying to slide down the hill on the cardboard.
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      07-07-2021, 12:19 PM   #33536
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I wonder if she was trying to slide down the hill on the cardboard.
In a dress? Well, technically, she did.
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Is that from Aliens???
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Is that 5th element, logans run and ripley?
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      07-07-2021, 12:50 PM   #33538
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Is that 5th element, logans run and ripley?
Logan's Run! I could not get that one to save my soul even though I knew I knew it.......
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Logan's Run! I could not get that one to save my soul even though I knew I knew it.......
Jessica 6 and the ankh necklace?

Pretty much a giveaway.

Here's a random bit of trivia-- the actress who played Jessica 6 (Jenny Agutter) was also the nurse/girlfriend in An American Werewolf in London. I have no idea why that's always stuck in my brain, but there it is.
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Jessica 6 and the ankh necklace?

Pretty much a giveaway.

Here's a random bit of trivia-- the actress who played Jessica 6 (Jenny Agutter) was also the nurse/girlfriend in An American Werewolf in London. I have no idea why that's always stuck in my brain, but there it is.
Because she's cute and we remember cuties like that.
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      07-07-2021, 05:41 PM   #33542
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Jessica 6 and the ankh necklace?

Pretty much a giveaway.

Here's a random bit of trivia-- the actress who played Jessica 6 (Jenny Agutter) was also the nurse/girlfriend in An American Werewolf in London. I have no idea why that's always stuck in my brain, but there it is.
Because she's cute and we remember cuties like that.
In case there's anyone who is not sure who she is (you should be), the first pic is her in Logan's Run, the 2nd pic is from American Werewolf in London.
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      07-08-2021, 04:55 AM   #33546
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A gift idea for jilted woman. Knives included.


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I always struggle with what to get her for valentine's day ...
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The advantages of youth.
With age comes wisdom:

Two bulls are up on the hill staring down upon their herd. The young bull says to the old bull "Hey let's run down there real quick and fuck one of those cows!"

The old bull says "Nah, lets walk down and fuck them all."
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With age comes wisdom:

Two bulls are up on the hill staring down upon their herd. The young bull says to the old bull "Hey let's run down there real quick and fuck one of those cows!"

The old bull says "Nah, lets walk down and fuck them all."
First heard that joke here:

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