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      03-01-2009, 11:58 PM   #23
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one girl said to me the next day after sex that " i feel like a tank went over me" she was an "ouchie" girl, not anymore.
You know, after not having rough sex for over a year, I was that way at first too.
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one girl said to me the next day after sex that " i feel like a tank went over me" she was an "ouchie" girl, not anymore.
I once had sexy tiemz with a girl, she was super duper tight but though I got the hint that it hurt her, she was giving me certain words that said she liked it. After it was over she wouldn't shut up about if I had any advil... I said nope, Tylenol? Ibuprofin? Anything? Ya sure? lol... nope.

I got a text the next day asking me if I could "work her out again". I'm like WTF bitches just like getting hurt, emotionally and physically. They get slammed and ouch ouch ouch and then they get emotionally slammed by some A-hole and shun the nice guys lol.
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You know, after not having rough sex for over a year, I was that way at first too.
so yesterday was a rough one ??
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I once had sexy tiemz with a girl, she was super duper tight but though I got the hint that it hurt her, she was giving me certain words that said she liked it. After it was over she wouldn't shut up about if I had any advil... I said nope, Tylenol? Ibuprofin? Anything? Ya sure? lol... nope.

I got a text the next day asking me if I could "work her out again". I'm like WTF bitches just like getting hurt, emotionally and physically. They get slammed and ouch ouch ouch and then they get emotionally slammed by some A-hole and shun the nice guys lol.
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so yesterday was a rough one ??
You just want some spank bank intel of Sara gettin banged out bent over an E90 hahaha.
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so yesterday was a rough one ??
No, I meant earlier this year.
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I once had sexy tiemz with a girl, she was super duper tight but though I got the hint that it hurt her, she was giving me certain words that said she liked it. After it was over she wouldn't shut up about if I had any advil... I said nope, Tylenol? Ibuprofin? Anything? Ya sure? lol... nope.

I got a text the next day asking me if I could "work her out again". I'm like WTF bitches just like getting hurt, emotionally and physically. They get slammed and ouch ouch ouch and then they get emotionally slammed by some A-hole and shun the nice guys lol.

you know the only reason why i like a girl on her period ??? i have an excuse to get a bj
the best sex i had so far was on top of the mountain in woods on a tree. gosh
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i have a song that is 1 hour and 5 mintues long good luck lasting that LONG
oh wow.
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you know the only reason why i like a girl on her period ??? i have an excuse to get a bj
thats sad lol
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No, when I first had sex this year. As in January 1st
Fixed
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      03-02-2009, 12:04 AM   #33
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Fixed
Unfortunately it was more like February
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omg.... sarah is back. where are the stalkers.
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I have a very solid skill... but I can only apply it to a girl I'm getting it on with that I know isn't a crazy BITCH psycho that's gonna fuck with her baby killers and I can actually go in without equipment on...

Go once, and just slow down... she rarely can tell the difference of you changing pace and the fact that you just gave her a million of you and then you get back up to speed and continue in a minute or so and repeat as needed for the entire song.
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Unfortunately it was more like February
Me too It was tonight in fact. I ran out of rain coats so after I fucked up one of em it was allllllll over.
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omg.... sarah is back. where are the stalkers.
Um, I've been posting everyday
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thats sad lol
i am sorry but i don't want to take a bloody condom out, and its nasty too, periods are disgusting in every way possible. FLAME SUIT ON.
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Me too It was tonight in fact. I ran out of rain coats so after I fucked up one of em it was allllllll over.
that sucks!
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i am sorry but i don't want to take a bloody condom out, and its nasty too, periods are disgusting in every way possible. FLAME SUIT ON.
No, lol I meant its sad she has to be on her period for you to get a blow job.
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No, lol I meant its sad she has to be on her period for you to get a blow job.
hahah no, its my choice personally because i don't like the idea of making out with a girl that had a dick in her mouth, even if its mine, if i really like a girl i never ask her to give me a bj, i am happy with sex anyways and since i like her it makes it that much better.
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that sucks!
Yeah but that's ok... my paranoya started kicking in even though she said she was on the pill and I wrapped my tool and checked that shit after I took it off to make sure it wasn't broken in any way. I filled that bitch up with WATER even and checked it out. I think she might be a stage 4, she's 18 so hopefully I don't need to worry bout any little fuckers like myself running around.

I can't even enjoy sex anymore, the entire time I'm trying to feel out of some shit broke or not...
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h if i really like a girl i never ask her to give me a bj,
youre missing the point, you shouldnt have to ask.
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Um, I've been posting everyday
oh, last I saw you quit posting here because we are "assholes"
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