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      06-12-2008, 08:44 AM   #23
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holy shit thats gross.....................................
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      06-12-2008, 02:54 PM   #24
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Did they circumcise that thing or what?
He could have been screwing a chick and at the same time she could have given him a hand job.

I believe that the parents should have waited until the kid was old enough to make his own decision. What if the kid wanted to keep the penis? This might really fuck this kid up and he may end up becoming a serial killer.
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      06-12-2008, 05:38 PM   #25
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haha imagine walking around with a stiffy on your back! LOL
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      06-12-2008, 07:46 PM   #26
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      06-12-2008, 11:25 PM   #27
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      06-13-2008, 02:32 AM   #28
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If I had a million bucks and an extra dick on my back I'd do two chicks at the same time man.
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      06-13-2008, 02:56 AM   #29
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If I had a million bucks and an extra dick on my back I'd do two chicks at the same time man.
Yeah, I'm doin' the drywall up there at the new McDonald's.
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      03-01-2009, 02:03 AM   #30
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lol how did i miss this
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      03-01-2009, 03:12 PM   #31
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      03-01-2009, 03:17 PM   #32
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*barf* good thing the surgery got that shit off
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      03-02-2009, 02:44 AM   #33
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Imagine if you had a cock and balls on your back and you tripped and fell ON your back. That would make a bad day...
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      03-02-2009, 08:20 AM   #34
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lol how did i miss this
I'm afraid to ask what you were searching for before you necro-posted this.
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      03-02-2009, 11:54 AM   #35
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The Sun (a UK tabloid) is the one running this story, so I'm skeptical that its true.
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      03-02-2009, 04:20 PM   #36
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I'm afraid to ask what you were searching for before you necro-posted this.
actually i just jumped back to 100-something pages and chose a random topic haha
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