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      02-27-2009, 03:05 PM   #1
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Stupid, immature, degrading and uncalled for. Come on in!

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I'm out like a boner in sweat pants!
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      02-27-2009, 03:19 PM   #2
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i used this one in a NSFW post but ill use it again because i do actually say it on a regular basis

Shes hot enough to strangle..
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      02-27-2009, 04:37 PM   #3
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That 's gayer than a football bat....





What's a football bat you ask? I don't know but it sounds pretty gay doesn't it.
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      02-27-2009, 06:19 PM   #4
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Why were there no black people in the Jestons?

I am not a racist.
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      02-27-2009, 07:37 PM   #5
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"Hey man, What's up?"

Reply: "Your dick in a gay bar!"
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      02-28-2009, 10:13 AM   #6
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"Hey man, What's up?"

Reply: "Your dick in a gay bar!"


"I fuck your face"
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      02-28-2009, 02:08 PM   #7
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soft enough to caress a baby.
strong enough to smother one.
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      02-28-2009, 08:31 PM   #8
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can I push your stool in?
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      02-28-2009, 08:51 PM   #9
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Endo's saying.....

"Old enough to pee, old enough for me!"
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      02-28-2009, 10:14 PM   #10
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Dumpster diving behind the red lobster. I'll leave the interpretation to the reader.
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      03-01-2009, 03:30 AM   #11
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"quit talking shit dude im sick of you talking"

-"I havent said a word all night"
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saw you comment and i'd lay on my bed and cry, then i put some Yulio Iglesias music, no more problem.


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      03-01-2009, 03:34 AM   #12
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you gonna get raped
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      03-01-2009, 04:28 AM   #13
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      03-01-2009, 04:47 AM   #14
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The comments on those videos are: stupid, immature, degrading and uncalled for.
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      03-01-2009, 07:55 PM   #15
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that last video is sick, unreal that kids could be like that
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      03-01-2009, 08:10 PM   #16
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where's Spool?
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      03-01-2009, 09:34 PM   #17
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YOU'VE been a bad girl, now go up to my room..

hehe
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      03-01-2009, 09:37 PM   #18
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      03-01-2009, 10:04 PM   #19
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that last video is sick, unreal that kids could be like that
you're a noob. that's a dub.
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yeh doog flea market guy ftw.
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      03-01-2009, 11:15 PM   #20
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yeh doog flea market guy ftw.
Check out mickey, the news weather report man.
that old man gots some moves
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