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      06-17-2009, 05:25 AM   #23
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you may want to change your attitude towards women a bit.
And it's none of your business what she does now. You are not dating.



back to the topic... most fucked up way?

my ex wife coming home at 7am and then giving me a story how she came out of the class, fell asleep in the car and slept there the whole night.
i kicked her out of the house and filed for divorce the next day. best thing i've ever done.
lol wtf you serious?
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      06-17-2009, 05:26 AM   #24
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haha yea i do have the most posts outa anyone on this forum.. LOL
holy shit, that 56000 posts legit or did a mod change it for you?
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      06-17-2009, 08:57 AM   #25
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mine was an absolute heartbreak, and probably the worst story in this thread to come.

I'll cut to the chase: but I met this babe through work, everyguy wanted to date her, and when me (the new guy) actually did: everybody was jealous as hell. I LOVED that!

well, things started great... but got worse, and worse, and worse still. I was a 19 year old idiot, and had no backbone to end it when I should have.
This one old BF from a LONG ways back gives her a drunk dial from a bar one night, and next week when I was over, she invited him over. So not only did he come over (yes we were still dating at this point) but so did his friends.
So by this point I was sleeping on the couch, and she towed him right past me, and brought him into her bedroom. its not hard to figure out what happens next.
The whole time I was unbelievably hurt, and obviously crushed... but what could I do? his friends wouldn't let me do anything about it, especially considering I was the smallest guy there. Yeah.... I left that night and cried, and cried, and cried some more.
I guess even today as a 26 year old I'll never understand how a person can intentionally hurt another person as much as she did to me, leave alone a person that loved her unconditionally no matter what.
She said "she never had a person love her like that before, so she was scared, and did that to push me away", upon finding her on facebook a few months back.

It took me years to not hate woman after that......
that is pretty touchy story dude. Someone like that doesn't deserve you anyway.
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      06-17-2009, 09:50 AM   #26
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And I thought it was bad getting an email at work one day from a girl I dated for 2.5 years. Week later shes dating her "friend" from work.

That was over a year ago and I'm better then ever!
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      06-17-2009, 09:52 AM   #27
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I've been dumped twice, this one takes the cake. I get a call from my boyfriends ROOMMATE Brody. Brody tells me Ray has another girl over. OUCH. Big fucking ouch. I got cheated on and left. Ray couldnt even tell me himself! That night seriously changed my life. I was so upset I called a member from e90post for the very first time ever just so I could have someone to vent to, 4 months later because of that phone call I end up in Utah. Thanks Ray!
umm, you're fucking crazy.
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      06-17-2009, 10:03 AM   #28
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woah crazy stories....nothing for me to talk about....

However i can tell u how i got rejected once....

I met a chick and thought she was hot....well her and all her friends lol..

when i approached to spit some game, we talked blahblah blah. When i asked for her number so we can hang out...

..."she said sorry hunny your not up to my standards"....woah...i mean i didnt give a fuck about the chick but the way she thought she was so crazy sayign that to me. Anyways i later hooked up with two of her friends that night. I like it when people piss me off cuz it pushes me to succeed more.

But no joke that really fucked me up....not the chick...just the way chicks can act. And guess what? they can act like that cause they are girls...they have a lot of power.
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      06-17-2009, 10:11 AM   #29
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haha back in 01 i didnt even have a permit, bare alone any message board to post about cars on lol
What's an E95?
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      06-17-2009, 10:18 AM   #30
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Not exactly because they have power, etc.
Girls choose (doesn't mean that men can't, girls just do it more often). How many guys try to take number of a specific girl? Can be easily 5 guys per one night. You think she's gonna give everyone her number and go out with everyone? (Btw, if she does then men would call her a slut)

P.S. hope everyone learned something important from their bad experiences.
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Most messed up way waas actually something I did. I played an april fools joke that I was breaking up with my gf for my ex that I had been in a long term relationship with, then said APRIL FOOLS! She was still crying, didn't think it was funny at all.

Then about 3 days later I actually broke up with her for my ex. That was awkward... haven't talked to her since.
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Was having some issues with my first wife (less than a year married) My grandfather died. We were supposed to fly back for the funeral together, but she "had to work" When I got home she had made a nice dinner for us. Then she told me she was pregnant, but we hadn't done the nasty in two months.

She has two beautiful kids, and is married to their father. I have a lovely wife and wonderful son I am so proud of. What doesn't kill you (it nearly did) only makes you stronger.
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Was having some issues with my first wife (less than a year married) My grandfather died. We were supposed to fly back for the funeral together, but she "had to work" When I got home she had made a nice dinner for us. Then she told me she was pregnant, but we hadn't done the nasty in two months.

She has two beautiful kids, and is married to their father. I have a lovely wife and wonderful son I am so proud of. What doesn't kill you (it nearly did) only makes you stronger.
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One day my girlfriend at the time send me a text saying "I have something special for you, my parents are gone." She said to hit up the store and buy a pack of rubbers. She called me around 7pm and told me to come on over and be ready for a night of fun. I park a few houses down just in case of anything. Walk upto the door, knock and to my surprise her father answers. I can see rose peddles spread all behind him on the carpet with candles everywhere. Apparently she had spread rose peddles from the door to the bedroom. Her parents ended up coming home a day early without telling her. She locked her garage so her parents used the front door. Apparently when they opened the door there she was butt ass naked expecting me. Her dad said I could no longer talk to her ever. She is now turning 20, dating a 26 year old and is a bitch.
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      06-17-2009, 01:52 PM   #35
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Most messed up way waas actually something I did. I played an april fools joke that I was breaking up with my gf for my ex that I had been in a long term relationship with, then said APRIL FOOLS! She was still crying, didn't think it was funny at all.

Then about 3 days later I actually broke up with her for my ex. That was awkward... haven't talked to her since.
LMAO you ass
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inside joke between me and a few people.. at one of the meets, i did a 0-60 launch, didnt realize there was a dip in the ground and my car went 3-4 inches off the ground and we started calling it the E95 airplane from there



legit! i work in front of a computer 40 hours a week at my job, plenty of time to post

LoL I just did the math. You average about 127.4 posts a day since you signed up. Thats amazing..........
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LoL I just did the math. You average about 127.4 posts a day since you signed up. Thats amazing..........
and 90% of those posts say "DAMN!"
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LoL I just did the math. You average about 127.4 posts a day since you signed up. Thats amazing..........
you don't have to do the math....his profile will tell you his PPD...
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Most messed up way waas actually something I did. I played an april fools joke that I was breaking up with my gf for my ex that I had been in a long term relationship with, then said APRIL FOOLS! She was still crying, didn't think it was funny at all.

Then about 3 days later I actually broke up with her for my ex. That was awkward... haven't talked to her since.
wooow now that was a fucked up story actually something similar has happened to me but she got over it in like 2 days. girls are too fucking emotional about everything.
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playa playa

was she who i think she was???
hahaha no its not who you think it is well maybe you do, its one of those 3 girls that i showed you .
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I dated a girl in college for about a year, pretty serious. She was older and went to study abroad in the DR and begged me to come visit her over spring break. I bought the tickets, like $1,600, a couple months before and was pretty pumped. About 2 weeks before I was supposed to come, she stopped talking to me and anyone from America because she didn't like anyone up here anymore apparently. Tickets were non-refundable, so I went. She called once or twice during that period and basically made no sense but told me I needed to come. Broke up the second day, wouldn't talk/make eye contact or associate with me for the next 5 days, and only talked to her friends and ex-bf that was down there also. I didn't know anyone, so I pretty much drank the rest of the trip away and made a couple friends. And she also started talking to me the day I left, telling me how I should "wait" for her and how much she loved me. I just got out of the cab without a word. Only talked to her once since, and it was to get back my shit that she had. Oh, and she gained like 40-50 pounds while down there. Karma.
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I dated a girl in college for about a year, pretty serious. She was older and went to study abroad in the DR and begged me to come visit her over spring break. I bought the tickets, like $1,600, a couple months before and was pretty pumped. About 2 weeks before I was supposed to come, she stopped talking to me and anyone from America because she didn't like anyone up here anymore apparently. Tickets were non-refundable, so I went. She called once or twice during that period and basically made no sense but told me I needed to come. Broke up the second day, wouldn't talk/make eye contact or associate with me for the next 5 days, and only talked to her friends and ex-bf that was down there also. I didn't know anyone, so I pretty much drank the rest of the trip away and made a couple friends. And she also started talking to me the day I left, telling me how I should "wait" for her and how much she loved me. I just got out of the cab without a word. Only talked to her once since, and it was to get back my shit that she had. Oh, and she gained like 40-50 pounds while down there. Karma.
damn that sux talk about getting burned...a lot of the posts in here are
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DUDE, these stories are sad, you can compose a novel out of them....."How NOT to get dumped: A Guy's Story"
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