Bimmette interviews OT members by phone

Mr Tonka · 11-09-2015, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Ha! That'd really make that Tonka guy keep his mouth shut!

It's going to be extra sexy since it's raining. Our wet bodies sliding against each other as we soar 500ft into the air. MMMMMMHMMMM.

No way you can get a selfie while doing all that, in the RAIN. You'll ruin your phone. Duh....

V1.47fan · 11-09-2015, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

I suppose that depends on the company you keep.

Edit: Damn, tree'd. lol

I have a gay friend, every once in a while, even with my straight friends, we hang out at the gay bar.

Biorin · 11-09-2015, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

No way you can get a selfie while doing all that, in the RAIN. You'll ruin your phone. Duh....

They make waterproof cases now - I guess they don't advertise in the FL nursing homes.

Axius · 11-09-2015, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

No way you can get a selfie while doing all that, in the RAIN. You'll ruin your phone. Duh....

That's fine. I'll just set up my DSLR on a tripod on the front porch and just set the timer to 10 seconds. Plenty enough time for us to hit a mad jump, me to get off, and get the picture all in one set.

Mr Tonka · 11-09-2015, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

They make waterproof cases now - I guess they don't advertise in the FL nursing homes.

At least i have proof of doing *something* prior to my nursing home enrollment.

RJ_ · 11-09-2015, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

I have a gay friend... we hang out at the gay bar.

Got it.

Biorin · 11-09-2015, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

That's fine. I'll just set up my DSLR on a tripod on the front porch and just set the timer to 10 seconds. Plenty enough time for us to hit a mad jump, me to get off, and get the picture all in one set.

But babe... you've never lasted that long before

Biorin · 11-09-2015, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

At least i have proof of doing *something* prior to my nursing home enrollment.

Why aren't there 40 of you?

Axius · 11-09-2015, 01:31 PM

Alright Tonka, we get it, you're the coolest dude in school. Get over yourself already.

///M Power-Belgium · 11-09-2015, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Pretty sure it was revoked.

But I have it stored in my pic map ...

V1.47fan · 11-09-2015, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

At least i have proof of doing *something* prior to my nursing home enrollment.

Axius · 11-09-2015, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

But babe... you've never lasted that long before

I don't know what it is, but I've got a really good feeling about tonight.

Biorin · 11-09-2015, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Alright Tonka, we get it, you're the coolest dude in school. Get over yourself already.

I'll go pick up your tampons.

Mr Tonka · 11-09-2015, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Alright Tonka, we get it, you're the coolest dude in school. Get over yourself already.

And cutest kid.

Don't you forget it.

Axius · 11-09-2015, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I'll go pick up your tampons.

Tampax Pearl. I like the way they slide in my vagina. Thanks.

Biorin · 11-09-2015, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Tampax Pearl. I like the way they slide in my vagina. Thanks.

Jumbo size? You've felt a little looser lately.

V1.47fan · 11-09-2015, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I don't know what it is, but I've got a really good feeling about tonight.

Did you get some tips from mama lups?

Axius · 11-09-2015, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Jumbo size? You've felt a little looser lately.

Yeah, largest size please. None of that XL stuff either, it just ends up falling out. Go to the big girl section and see if they have XXXXL for my big gaping vag.

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Did you get some tips from mama lups?

We've been known to teach each other a thing or two.

///M Power-Belgium · 11-09-2015, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Hey Belgie, glad you remember my name. That's refreshing.

I did post mine, and I did not delete it. It seems everyone just likes to leave my name out of lists of things Bimmerposters do. Maybe they are trying to hint that they don't want me around.

All my pleasure bro .

The fact about my memory is that I forget almost nothing and compaire myself with the story about that Indian elephant.
Advice...
Just "PLAY" like me a little the creepy one and they don't forget you on here !

RJ_ · 11-09-2015, 01:45 PM

It's not his fault he has a wide-set vagina and a heavy flow!

Axius · 11-09-2015, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

All my pleasure bro .

The fact about my memory is that I forget almost nothing and compaire myself with the story about that Indian elephant.
Advice...
Just "PLAY" like me a little the creepy one and they don't forget you on here !

I wish I had that kind of memory. I can remember things for about a day, then it's gone by morning.

I bet it is from all blood that rush from my head to my pants throughout the day from thinking about Lups, Bimmette, and Biorin.

How was that?

Biorin · 11-09-2015, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Yeah, largest size please. None of that XL stuff either, it just ends up falling out. Go to the big girl section and see if they have XXXXL for my big gaping vag.

What if I pay for vaginal reconstructive surgery?

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