When the Chinese study English hard by hard, what's the English do???!

e92leon · 02-24-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by at_boy

Thank you for your concern I am fine

LMAOOOOOOOO I don't think he gets the message guys

Seminole · 02-24-2009, 11:49 AM

WTF is going on here.

nmulax · 02-24-2009, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Seminole

WTF is going on here.

Don't even try to figure it out

Kensta335 · 02-24-2009, 11:52 AM

Sum Ting Wong here.

E90SLAM · 02-24-2009, 12:01 PM

E90SLAM · 02-24-2009, 12:01 PM

this is funny shit....

synclastica_86 · 02-24-2009, 12:09 PM

I'm sorry, I know that this is off topic, but I just want to ask the chinese guy smth. Mr... um.... Ting Tong Ping....right? It has been 30mins since I ordered my general chicken... when is it gonna come? I know you are bz making your fake nikes, but come on! I want my food.

E90SLAM · 02-24-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by synclastica_86

I'm sorry, I know that this is off topic, but I just want to ask the chinese guy smth. Mr... um.... Ting Tong Ping....right? It has been 30mins since I ordered my general chicken... when is it gonna come? I know you are bz making your fake nikes, but come on! I want my food.

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synclastica_86 · 02-24-2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by anmcguire

It's all greek to me.

Nonono, chinese is so simple to learn. I can now speak fluent chinese just by throwing a wok down a flight of stairs. Also, a chinese master once gave me some pointers to perfect my chinese. He said "just sound angry all the time". Mathematically speaking, it's: let r=l for all words that is an element of chinese.

e92leon · 02-24-2009, 12:26 PM

lolling on flool laughing

Brunotheboxer · 02-24-2009, 12:53 PM

pu pu platter. There I know Chinese.

DasBoost · 02-24-2009, 02:11 PM

Old School Chinese

Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing

Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King

You are not very bright - Yu So Dum

I got this for free - Ai No Pei

I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?

Kev · 02-24-2009, 02:15 PM

Sense, this thread makes none.

From your friendly neighborhood Chines-speaker Association

I truly lol'ed

bmr760 · 02-24-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

Sum Ting Wong here.

LMAO

Jaypod · 02-24-2009, 02:48 PM

im spencer · 02-24-2009, 04:06 PM

this thread makes me so sad

t0eknee_C · 02-24-2009, 05:11 PM

this thread made me lol at work.. shameee

asdflkijd · 02-24-2009, 05:24 PM

JIM E92 · 02-24-2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by at_boy

why the people no to study chinese...

Because it was England that colonized most of the world not China.

Year's_End · 02-24-2009, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by at_boy

oh my god . I GET IT
lt's look like ET.... right?

correct.

bigslick82 · 02-24-2009, 05:49 PM

->

dmurray14 · 02-24-2009, 09:13 PM

If we just post shit about communism and overthrowing the government won't the great firewall of china get him?

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