Would you dump a lady who farts like this all the time?

MadDog · 12-18-2008, 01:12 PM

I find the title of the thread amusing: "Would you dump a lady who farts like this all the time?"

DougLikesBMW · 12-18-2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BoostedBMW

What kind of protein? You need to switch to one with digestive enzymes in it. They help out a lot with cutting down on the toxic farts. I now use mostly ON and Dymatize, but when I use to take EAS I was a lethal weapon.

True-Mass is the weightgainer I take...

BoostedBMW · 12-18-2008, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

True-Mass is the weightgainer I take...

True Mass does have digestive enzymes in it, but I'm not a big BSN fan. I would just add oats and peanut butter to any protein blend to hit whatever cals I wanted to for a 1/4 of the price of that weight gainer. I guess you pay for convenience though.

Los Angeles · 12-18-2008, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by news 4 u

She's not hot, so it wouldn't be worth the effort. If she was hotter and quiefing, then that may be a different story.

Would any of you guys break up w/ a supermodel if she had gas like this chick every other day?

BoostedBMW · 12-18-2008, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Los Angeles

Would any of you guys break up w/ a supermodel if she had gas like this chick every other day?

She better have a kick ass personality to back up her looks to overlook the gas problem.

pdjafari · 12-18-2008, 03:48 PM

damn ive never been this stiff before

Scorpion · 12-18-2008, 03:54 PM

That's nasty as hell.

MadDog · 12-18-2008, 04:46 PM

I call BS. Gotta be a fart machine....

stimpy · 12-18-2008, 05:39 PM

Asherons Call

HappyG · 12-18-2008, 06:49 PM

I call Fake..

And she's toe up. Not sure why e90poster's have such low standards.

The_Blob · 12-18-2008, 07:40 PM

I'm pretty sure that the video is real. You can't get those fart sounds from a fart machine. I have a really good ear and those farts are definately coming from her ass. Also, there's a towel on her seat so it would protect it from her nasty farts.

sparkyg · 12-18-2008, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Los Angeles

@ 1:55 she starts gagging from her own farts.

so effin funny, god, what a gas lol

skierman64 · 12-18-2008, 09:44 PM

I'd dump her for the smoking not the farting.

The smoking smells worse.

Blake · 12-18-2008, 09:45 PM

i love double standards! while most women would tentatively put up with a gaseous man, men wouldn't put up with a gaseous woman.

DougLikesBMW · 12-18-2008, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BoostedBMW

True Mass does have digestive enzymes in it, but I'm not a big BSN fan. I would just add oats and peanut butter to any protein blend to hit whatever cals I wanted to for a 1/4 of the price of that weight gainer. I guess you pay for convenience though.

Cool, thanks for the advice Boosted. I will definitely keep the idea of pb and oats in mind for the future. Just right now, especially as a college student using oats/pb would take way too much extra time. I'd have to use a blender, then I'd have to clean the blender...too much extra work.

It's so easy to just scoop out 3 scoops and then stir. I know that the way you do it also probably saves quite a bit of money, but I pay $40 a barrel of True Mass on Amazon.com. Well actually I've convinced my parents to pay for it whenever I need it for my Christmas gift.

Oh I'm gunna try making my own peanut butter this weekend. Hopefully will come out good, it's an easy recipe, saw it in Men's Health...gunna be good for snacks.

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Originally Posted by Blake

i love double standards! while most women would tentatively put up with a gaseous man, men wouldn't put up with a gaseous woman.

Lol, it's completely different when a girl is gassy compared to a guy.

number335 · 12-19-2008, 12:31 AM

No way would I date her. That would definately cause problems when I'm licking her anus.

MadDog · 12-19-2008, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by number335

No way would I date her. That would definately cause problems when I'm licking her anus.

JayeJaymes · 12-19-2008, 04:30 AM

I think the real question is would you still

her from behind after an incident like that......

jlstyle · 12-19-2008, 10:20 AM

Is this real?
WTF is wrong with her shithole?

BoostedBMW · 12-19-2008, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

Cool, thanks for the advice Boosted. I will definitely keep the idea of pb and oats in mind for the future. Just right now, especially as a college student using oats/pb would take way too much extra time. I'd have to use a blender, then I'd have to clean the blender...too much extra work.

It's so easy to just scoop out 3 scoops and then stir. I know that the way you do it also probably saves quite a bit of money, but I pay $40 a barrel of True Mass on Amazon.com. Well actually I've convinced my parents to pay for it whenever I need it for my Christmas gift.

Oh I'm gunna try making my own peanut butter this weekend. Hopefully will come out good, it's an easy recipe, saw it in Men's Health...gunna be good for snacks.

Lol, it's completely different when a girl is gassy compared to a guy.

I actually make homemade PB all the time. Just make sure that you add enough peanut oil to the peanuts or else it will turn into a huge ball of dry dough/flour.

montreal red · 12-19-2008, 08:26 PM

seriously how much gas can someone store in their intestines?? too much cheese and beans!

kabalm18 · 12-19-2008, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by J.Rob

I think the real question is would you still

her from behind after an incident like that......

Hell yeah!! Natural lube!

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12-18-2008, 01:12 PM	#23
MadDog Careful, I Bite..... 153 Rep 504 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: S.F. Bay Area iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325i [7.50]	I find the title of the thread amusing: "Would you dump a lady who farts like this all the time?"
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12-18-2008, 03:48 PM	#28
pdjafari Colonel 152 Rep 2,459 Posts Drives: Axe Murderer with headlights Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Earth iTrader: (5)	damn ive never been this stiff before
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Scorpion Major 162 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	That's nasty as hell.
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12-18-2008, 04:46 PM	#30
MadDog Careful, I Bite..... 153 Rep 504 Posts Drives: 2006 325i Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: S.F. Bay Area iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325i [7.50]	I call BS. Gotta be a fart machine....
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stimpy Colonel 167 Rep 2,210 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Phoenix AZ iTrader: (7)	Asherons Call
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12-18-2008, 06:49 PM	#32
HappyG Major 45 Rep 1,007 Posts Drives: 06 BMW 330i / 6SP Join Date: May 2006 Location: CA iTrader: (13) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	I call Fake.. And she's toe up. Not sure why e90poster's have such low standards. __________________ Si vis Pacem, Para bellum. Have a nice day!
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12-18-2008, 07:40 PM	#33
The_Blob Second Lieutenant 479 Rep 298 Posts Drives: 2008 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	I'm pretty sure that the video is real. You can't get those fart sounds from a fart machine. I have a really good ear and those farts are definately coming from her ass. Also, there's a towel on her seat so it would protect it from her nasty farts.
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Blake Banned 752 Rep 4,649 Posts Drives: Chevy Aveo Join Date: May 2008 Location: Parent's Basement iTrader: (7)	i love double standards! while most women would tentatively put up with a gaseous man, men wouldn't put up with a gaseous woman.
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12-19-2008, 12:31 AM	#38
number335 Second Lieutenant 20 Rep 254 Posts Drives: E92 Coupe Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (0)	No way would I date her. That would definately cause problems when I'm licking her anus.
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jlstyle Lieutenant Colonel 355 Rep 1,762 Posts Drives: Porsche Panamera Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2014 Audi S7 [0.00] 2015 BMW X5 [0.00]	Is this real? WTF is wrong with her shithole?
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