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      10-04-2015, 12:59 PM   #7195
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I'm not surprised. Anyone who comes from the golden blood line that we come from naturally has one.

I will be on the east coast this week.

How epic would it be if we took a photo of our butts and dedicated a cheek to the ladies of OT?
If you're coming EC and don't visit, we would have some serious bro problems.


It'd be epic. They'd probably end up drenched once they saw it, which would be..., as expected.
NYC/white plains.

That's like you said, as expected.

The dudes may be inclined to touch themselves on their no no spot though.
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NYC/white plains.

That's like you said, as expected.

The dudes may be inclined to touch themselves on their no no spot though.
Too north of me. Baby momma in NYC is MIA, so haven't been there in years.


Mmmm, you're right. This could pose as issue. There's only certain dudes I'd be ok with them touching their no no spots to the picture, should we take it to PMs instead?
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NYC/white plains.

That's like you said, as expected.

The dudes may be inclined to touch themselves on their no no spot though.
Too north of me. Baby momma in NYC is MIA, so haven't been there in years.


Mmmm, you're right. This could pose as issue. There's only certain dudes I'd be ok with them touching their no no spots to the picture, should we take it to PMs instead?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa wait, what?!

Baby mama?? Did you become a dad overnight?! I never knew of this!
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      10-04-2015, 01:07 PM   #7198
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa wait, what?!

Baby mama?? Did you become a dad overnight?! I never knew of this!
Like Nkc said, Axius and I are a match made in heaven.
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa wait, what?!

Baby mama?? Did you become a dad overnight?! I never knew of this!
Like Nkc said, Axius and I are a match made in heaven.
Dude...seriously, I'm not even going to trip.

Luckily for everyone involved, I did meet your replacement last night while at the dinner. And I hate that I can't stop talking about it

I sound like Sara. I need to man up.
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Like Nkc said, Axius and I are a match made in heaven.
Baby, come on. We weren't supposed to make it public, we talked about this.
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa wait, what?!

Baby mama?? Did you become a dad overnight?! I never knew of this!
Like Nkc said, Axius and I are a match made in heaven.
Dude...seriously, I'm not even going to trip.

Luckily for everyone involved, I did meet your replacement last night while at the dinner. And I hate that I can't stop talking about it

I sound like Sara. I need to man up.
Were you wearing the suit when you met her? She's gonna think you're all fancy all the time.
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Were you wearing the suit when you met her? She's gonna think you're all fancy all the time.
I think the answer is that she liked him in spite of the suit. Nothing gets a girl going like gym shorts and man tights
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa wait, what?!

Baby mama?? Did you become a dad overnight?! I never knew of this!
Like Nkc said, Axius and I are a match made in heaven.
Dude...seriously, I'm not even going to trip.

Luckily for everyone involved, I did meet your replacement last night while at the dinner. And I hate that I can't stop talking about it

I sound like Sara. I need to man up.
Were you wearing the suit when you met her? She's gonna think you're all fancy all the time.
I was wearing my Armani suit all night. I actually didn't even end up meeting my friends at the Gaslamp district because I decided staying longer talking to _______.

She has an idea who I am. I wrote for one of her "dates" (she only accompanied, not a gf/hook up) clients, who actually introduced us.

She knows I hate onions, bananas and fruit on my pizza. She doesn't have any kids, she's an RN, and is a huge Chargers fan, which is fine by me as long as it's not the niners.

And as Biorin said, one gym date in the men leggings, and it's easy pickings from there.
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Who the hell eats bananas on pizza.
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      10-04-2015, 01:23 PM   #7205
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If you really want to accentuate your form, cyclist pants with the nice graphics really bring your natural lines.
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Who the hell eats bananas on pizza.
...., monkeys.



Everyone knows that.
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I never said banana on pizzas. I said she knows I hate bananas and fruit on my pizza, like pineapple.
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I never said banana on pizzas. I said she knows I hate bananas and fruit on my pizza, like pineapple.
You did. You said you hate bananas and fruit on your pizza. Use the oxford comma.


But I would agree, bananas on pizza = ew
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I never said banana on pizzas. I said she knows I hate bananas and fruit on my pizza, like pineapple.
You meant bananas on your pizza. You lie.
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I never said banana on pizzas. I said she knows I hate bananas and fruit on my pizza, like pineapple.
You needed to separate the statements like;

She knows I hate bananas, but also fruit on my pizza like pineapple, kiwi, mango, starfruit, or bananas.
Have you met Sara504 ?

You two would have the greatest grammar nazi kids east of the Mississippi
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Have you met Sara504 ?

You two would have the greatest grammar nazi kids east of the Mississippi
Im west of said river.



Edit.... Tara is the grammar queen
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You two would have the greatest grammar nazi kids east of the Mississippi
Im west of said river.
Whatever, just barely.
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Whatever, just barely.
By 6 mother fucking miles!!
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Whatever, just barely.
By 6 mother fucking miles!!
Hey. Language.
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Hey. Language.
Sorry, it's all the built up tension.
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Hey. Language.
Sorry, it's all the built up tension.
Fat boy hasn't given you loving?
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