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      10-09-2015, 09:20 AM   #7195
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Us west coasters have no business trying to use the subway system in NYC by ourselves
Lol, I knew you were a light weight.

I was taking subway by myself since I was 13 years old. If you think it's bad now, you have no idea what it was like just 15 years ago...

Please do not get eaten while visiting NYC.
Well, aren't you Mr Cool?! Would you like a cookie?
No thanks. Not really into taking treats from men... but thanks anyway!

I'm a bit flattered, but mostly creeper out now.
That creeped you out? In NY???

What a faux-New Yorker!
I'm not a New Yorker... in a Brooklynite. Big difference, especially to an out of towner like yourself.

If you were to park next to a subway performer to "show 'em how it's done" might end up leaving with no cookies to offer the next guy.

Please be careful out there...
Tomatoes, tomahtoes.

I wouldn't actually do that to a street performer. I realize they're just trying to make an honest buck and not as fortunate as I may have been.

But thank you, I will be back to my sunny paradise known as San Diego tomorrow night
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I would think a gazelle would probably taste like a deer, so it would curry quite well. Same with a zebra, but clearly the meat would have stripes like their fur, so you'd get white AND dark meat.

Kind of makes you wonder..., what's a giraffe taste like?
Giraffe has a long after taste.

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Looks like I may need to start a gofundme...
What do we call it?
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      10-09-2015, 09:22 AM   #7198
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SS why are you taking a subway anyways, Mr. Moneybags? Shouldn't your client have a chauffeur for you or something? Disappointed in you.
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Hmmmm... It depends.

Sara504 will you accept a buy out? How does 500k sound?
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You're so witty, AnnBanan.
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SS why are you taking a subway anyways, Mr. Moneybags? Shouldn't your client have a chauffeur for you or something? Disappointed in you.
Client? What client?

I'm helping out a friend tonight! I do favors for people I actually like, unfortunate for you assholes.
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Hmmmm... It depends.

Sara504 will you accept a buy out? How does 500k sound?
What, you think she's some kind of peasant? That number is downright degrading to a woman like Ra.
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SS why are you taking a subway anyways, Mr. Moneybags? Shouldn't your client have a chauffeur for you or something? Disappointed in you.
Hipsters like to ride the subway in NYC...ups their hipster style points

Also traffic in NYC is a mess chauffeur or not.
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CANGRKE70 - who said anything about a car...?

Helicopter is how I picture Sugar hopping around in NYC
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SS why are you taking a subway anyways, Mr. Moneybags? Shouldn't your client have a chauffeur for you or something? Disappointed in you.
Hipsters like to ride the subway in NYC...ups their hipster style points

Also traffic in NYC is a mess chauffeur or not.
You're right...

DAMNIT! I knew I shouldn't have deleted my Instagram to show to the world! I would have been so cool...oh so cool...
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SS why are you taking a subway anyways, Mr. Moneybags? Shouldn't your client have a chauffeur for you or something? Disappointed in you.
Client? What client?

I'm helping out a friend tonight! I do favors for people I actually like, unlike you assholes.
You're not gonna be much help if you're eaten by a giant rat. Then your friend will have to go identify your body. Then who's doing who a favor, huh? See, now you're the asshole.
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Us west coasters have no business trying to use the subway system in NYC by ourselves
Lol, I knew you were a light weight.

I was taking subway by myself since I was 13 years old. If you think it's bad now, you have no idea what it was like just 15 years ago...

Please do not get eaten while visiting NYC.
Well, aren't you Mr Cool?! Would you like a cookie?
No thanks. Not really into taking treats from men... but thanks anyway!

I'm a bit flattered, but mostly creeper out now.
That creeped you out? In NY???

What a faux-New Yorker!
I'm not a New Yorker... in a Brooklynite. Big difference, especially to an out of towner like yourself.

If you were to park next to a subway performer to "show 'em how it's done" might end up leaving with no cookies to offer the next guy.

Please be careful out there...
Tomatoes, tomahtoes.

I wouldn't actually do that to a street performer. I realize they're just trying to make an honest buck and not as fortunate as I may have been.

But thank you, I will be back to my sunny paradise known as San Diego tomorrow night
Nice! I wish I could be heading to a sunny paradise to spend the upcoming few months.

Supposed to be a rough winter this year so you already know that potholes and road salt do not make great driving conditions for car enthusiasts.

Some of those subway performers are actually quite good and entertain people for hours.

I respect anyone with enough self discipline to take time to teach and learn while perfecting their respective passion or art form.
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SS why are you taking a subway anyways, Mr. Moneybags? Shouldn't your client have a chauffeur for you or something? Disappointed in you.
Client? What client?

I'm helping out a friend tonight! I do favors for people I actually like, unlike you assholes.
You're not gonna be much help if you're eaten by a giant rat. Then your friend will have to go identify your body. Then who's doing who a favor, huh? See, now you're the asshole.
That made absolutely no sense...

Go eat something. Or sleep some more.

Your old age (like Sara) is starting to affect you on the daily booboo.
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Hmmmm... It depends.

Sara504 will you accept a buy out? How does 500k sound?
No. You're worth more than my ex. His buyout is $487,296 at the current moment ...

I'll settle for $750k plus your life insurance policy.
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Hmmmm... It depends.

Sara504 will you accept a buy out? How does 500k sound?
No. You're worth more than my ex. His buyout is $487,296 at the current moment ...
I knew I shouldn't have shown you my monthly residuals

I'm, uh. Broke now.

Life insurance? What's that?
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CANGRKE70 - who said anything about a car...?

Helicopter is how I picture Sugar hopping around in NYC
Nah you need to show the world how much you're suffering to be a really cool hipster. Only other thing would be Mr.SugarSkulls riding a bicycle around town. Ultra points.
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I knew I shouldn't have shown you my monthly residuals

I'm, uh. Broke now.

Life insurance? What's that?
I forgot to mention to you....I'm having twins...
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Helicopter is how I picture Sugar hopping around in NYC
Nah you need to show the world how much you're suffering to be a really cool hipster. Only other thing would be Mr.SugarSkulls riding a bicycle around town. Ultra points.
You don't need to tell me twice about having a cool bike to ride around SD on!
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I knew I shouldn't have shown you my monthly residuals

I'm, uh. Broke now.

Life insurance? What's that?
I forgot to mention to you....I'm having twins...
Not surprised.

Damn me and my super sperm!
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Hey, I'm going to look at a new pedal bike today.


Can't wait to put streamers on my handle bars so everyone can see how fast I am.
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Can't wait to put streamers on my handle bars so everyone can see how fast I am.
Please tell me you're be that guy riding it through thunderstorms aNd snow.
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