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      10-01-2015, 11:44 PM   #5963
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Why is it drugs make some people FREAKISHLY strong?

These is a video os a dude getting tazered over and over - and he will not go down...
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Just come on down to SoCal and we'll make an example of all this

Btw I never said someone who likes to street brawl. I said someone who knows how to fight. Huge difference.
15 years ago I'd likely take you up on that offer - but with age and experience comes a certain knowledge and maturity...Now I'm a lover not a fighter

FWIW, 99% of the mass male population do not know 'how' to fight or have been formally trained in the sweet science like yourself

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I'd rather have a beer with either and call it good. Im old and brittle.
I'll buy the 1st and 2nd round....
So I'm a 1 percenter?!?

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These is a video os a dude getting tazered over and over - and he will not go down...
Ever been tased?
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      10-01-2015, 11:48 PM   #5967
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Ever been tased?
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You?
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Easy on the bitch talk or my head might explode again. Their is also retard strength know a few of those.
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Ever train with uncle scotty?
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Ever been tased?
I've tried and electric fence. When we were in high school get drunk and grab it.
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      10-01-2015, 11:50 PM   #5971
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Hell no!

You?
Yeah...and drive stunned also. Makes a difference if the darts are in clothing or buried in a major muscle group.
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Easy on the bitch talk or my head might explode again. Their is also retard strength know a few of those.
cue "Something About Mary'.....
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Yeah...and drive stunned also. Makes a difference if the darts are in clothing or buried in a major muscle group.
I pissed on a electric fence....ONCE

So - this is a story we all would like to hear
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Easy on the bitch talk or my head might explode again. Their is also retard strength know a few of those.
And apparently, "retard" grammar too.
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Yeah...and drive stunned also. Makes a difference if the darts are in clothing or buried in a major muscle group.
I pissed on a electric fence....ONCE

So - this is a story we all would like to hear
Ouchie level 1-10.

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Dude hanging out with all you old folks is starting to rub off on me.

It's not even 10 and I'm about ready to KO :
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Yeah...and drive stunned also. Makes a difference if the darts are in clothing or buried in a major muscle group.
I pissed on a electric fence....ONCE

So - this is a story we all would like to hear
Ouchie level 1-10.
Um....we can't hang out anymore.
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Dude hanging out with all you old folks is starting to rub off on me.

It's not even 10 and I'm about ready to KO :
Old dude on east coast checking out.

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Um....we can't hang out anymore.
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Pcp is scary.

I've seen world star videos of dudes on that- never tried it, never will.
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Ouchie level 1-10.
I like that xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx not to use the taser when there are some objects like guard rail, handle bars, etc.
It will hit their head really hard and......
Flat surface.

Most of people shit or urinate after they get tased. Nothing to get embarrassed about.... You cannot control cornhole or bladder when you get tased.

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      10-02-2015, 12:17 AM   #5982
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Ouchie level 1-10.
Level 10 when pissing on a fence aimed to stop a 1,500 pound bull...

Now - tell your taser story..?
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Level 10 when pissing on a fence aimed to stop a 1,500 pound bull...

Now - tell your taser story..?
Maybe later.
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Jesus Christ. You all claim to have money. You can all fly to Vancouver and fight it out and I'll judge.
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