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      09-09-2016, 12:56 PM   #2069
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My comfort access key fob battery and my tv remote battery are both weak right now. It's making my life difficult.
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      09-09-2016, 01:43 PM   #2070
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      09-09-2016, 01:44 PM   #2071
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      09-09-2016, 02:15 PM   #2072
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Ugh the sandwich want is starting to become greater than the laziness.
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      09-09-2016, 02:24 PM   #2073
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shoot I think I accidentally pre-ordered 3 pink iPhone 7 plus' 128 gb. I wanted them to be 256 gb.
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      09-09-2016, 02:43 PM   #2075
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Ugh the sandwich want is starting to become greater than the laziness.
If you can't get yourself up, order delivery you big baby.
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shoot I think I accidentally pre-ordered 3 pink iPhone 7 plus' 128 gb. I wanted them to be 256 gb.
That would be two mistakes....
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      09-09-2016, 02:50 PM   #2077
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That would be two mistakes....
It's too confusing, I was supposed to get pink for myself, and silver for my wife, but people came into my office and started talking to me while I was placing the order. Now I have to tell her she gets pink too...she won't be a happy camper.
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It's too confusing, I was supposed to get pink for myself, and silver for my wife, but people came into my office and started talking to me while I was placing the order. Now I have to tell her she gets pink too...she won't be a happy camper.
That's ok. I am sure your wife will understand. That reminds me, tell Fred I said "Hi". Your guy's wedding was really great!
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That's ok. I am sure your wife will understand. That reminds me, tell Fred I said "Hi". Your guy's wedding was really great!
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Accountant notified me that our automotive and entertainment expenses are quite low compared to last year. Now I gotta buy shit I don't need and do things I don't really enjoy.
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Accountant notified me that our automotive and entertainment expenses are quite low compared to last year. Now I gotta buy shit I don't need and do things I don't really enjoy.
Let me know if you need help. I'm a good friend like that.
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Let me know if you need help. I'm a good friend like that.
I sure do need help. I can pay for you and you can pay me back in cash.
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Let me know if you need help. I'm a good friend like that.
I sure do need help. I can pay for you and you can pay me back in cash.
I'm going to guess she endorses part one of that plan.
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My comfort access key fob battery and my tv remote battery are both weak right now. It's making my life difficult.
I hate it when both those things happen. I find it oddly embarrassing when I have to pull my key fob out of my pocket and push the unlock button to get into my car.
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My comfort access key fob battery and my tv remote battery are both weak right now. It's making my life difficult.
I hate it when both those things happen. I find it oddly embarrassing when I have to pull my key fob out of my pocket and push the unlock button to get into my car.
I have had to pull the actual key out from the fob. Now that's embarrassing
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For the past week I had to drive a Jag XE that did not have keyless access. It had keyless start, but I had to actually push a button on the key fob to get the doors to unlock. So uncivilized.
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Oh my. That's downright pedestrian. How awful for you.
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