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06-09-2020, 08:42 PM | #89 |
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06-10-2020, 02:36 AM | #90 |
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No one has said..... "I've got a bad feeling about this"
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06-10-2020, 12:56 PM | #91 |
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"The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room."
- Denzel Washington (American Gangster) “It starts when you begin to overlook good manners. Any time you quit hearing Sir and Mam the end is pretty much in sight...” ― Tommy Lee Jones (No Country for Old Men) "Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake." - Old Indian (Natural Born Killers)
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06-10-2020, 01:02 PM | #92 |
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Hey, where are da white women at? (My dad took me to see this when it was in the theaters. Damn funny movie.) |
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06-10-2020, 01:05 PM | #93 |
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Candygram for Mongo!
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06-10-2020, 01:42 PM | #94 | |
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You're looking at the only trainee to ever beat the Kobyashi Maru scenario
I don't like to lose...... pre-med, pre-law, they're all the same McLuvin?!?!? You didn't even give yourself a first name! Booger, have you found a date? I was out combing the middle schools today, nothing Why do they call you booger? I don't know He had it coming, right? We all got it coming, kid. Number 1 on my list: You just shot an unarmed man! He should've armed himself.....if he was gonna decorate his window with my friend. Greatest western of ALL time. |
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06-11-2020, 01:34 PM | #97 |
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ADRIAN!!!
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06-11-2020, 10:34 PM | #99 |
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06-11-2020, 10:55 PM | #100 |
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First rule in government spending, why build one when you can have two at twice the price. Only, this one can be kept secret. Controlled by Americans, built by the Japanese subcontractors. Who, also, happen to be, recently acquired, wholly-owned subsidiaries... of Hadden industries.
They still want an American to go, Doctor. Wanna take a ride?
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06-11-2020, 11:01 PM | #101 |
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"Go away, bating!"
"English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?" "If things go right I might be showing her my O-face." "You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?" "Houston, we have a problem." "Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights." |
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06-11-2020, 11:45 PM | #103 |
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06-12-2020, 03:32 PM | #104 |
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No, zait nisht meshuga ! Loz im gayn... Blazing Saddles One of the funniest things I’ve seen on the screen. Poignant in many ways.
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06-12-2020, 04:46 PM | #107 |
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Jesus man, absorb it, it's very good and it reverberates every time a piece of machinery or software tries to screw you. .
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06-12-2020, 05:30 PM | #108 |
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06-13-2020, 03:12 PM | #110 |
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Lots of good quotes from Aliens...my favorite:
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man? Vasquez: No, have you? |
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