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      01-16-2020, 12:54 PM   #5017
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+1....somebody post some escapades up!

I'm married so I don't have any stories aside from I can't seem to keep my wife off of me for more than a day at best.

Sometimes I am tired or do have a headache!
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+1....somebody post some escapades up!

I'm married so I don't have any stories aside from I can't seem to keep my wife off of me for more than a day at best.

Sometimes I am tired or do have a headache!
No escapades here as of late....which is a good thing in my situation. I feel you on the headache business. I'm starting to understand how objectified women feel as sexual objects.

Side note: The young girls at the gym are starting to notice me. It makes me chuckle when I see young guys giving me dirty looks because their girlfriends are checking me out.
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      01-16-2020, 01:39 PM   #5019
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quiet in here
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everyone's getting laid. well, maybe except for pickle
Can you share your current g/f name with us? Or at least the first name?
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      01-16-2020, 02:15 PM   #5021
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Can you share your current g/f name with us? Or at least the first name?
same one for the last year, think hamburgers
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same one for the last year, think hamburgers
Wendie? I'm just trying to determine the stripper-esque quantity of her name as we have understood from the past that you have a penchant for those types of names...
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same one for the last year, think hamburgers
All-beef Patty? She sounds "sturdy."
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      01-16-2020, 03:09 PM   #5024
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it's Wyndy, is that more stripper-esque?
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it's Wyndy, is that more stripper-esque?
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Wendie? I'm just trying to determine the stripper-esque quantity of her name as we have understood from the past that you have a penchant for those types of names...
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it's Wyndy, is that more stripper-esque?
Far, far, far better. Now_Rudi - you approve as well I assume?
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Oh, but I also like this....
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      01-16-2020, 04:01 PM   #5028
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it's Wyndy, is that more stripper-esque?
totally stripper-esque with the "Y" in the middle lmao
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quiet in here
everyone's getting laid. well, maybe except for pickle

YES IM IN PHYSICAL PAIN

thankfully, 2 more days until i land back in the home of the brave and land of the free

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      01-16-2020, 05:08 PM   #5030
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      01-17-2020, 08:12 AM   #5031
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Far, far, far better. Now_Rudi - you approve as well I assume?
My name isn't really Rudi and I approve this message.

In my dealings of females, I always end up with "Windy"
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Side note: The young girls at the gym are starting to notice me. It makes me chuckle when I see young guys giving me dirty looks because their girlfriends are checking me out.
Im encountering that too. Thought that was an imagination...thank you for revealing the real facts
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Are people actually dumber or have the arts of common sense & conversation just gone by the wayside?

I swear, most women I talk to on these sites/apps are boring as hell with no personality and/or can't have even a basic conversation to save their lives.

For example, it's like pulling teeth asking what they do for work or what their hobbies & passions are.

Then we have the boring clowns that tell me they have no hobbies or passions and their big job at age 40 is being a cashier. WTF?!
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Are people actually dumber or have the arts of common sense & conversation just gone by the wayside?

I swear, most women I talk to on these sites/apps are boring as hell with no personality and/or can't have even a basic conversation to save their lives.

For example, it's like pulling teeth asking what they do for work or what their hobbies & passions are.

Then we have the boring clowns that tell me they have no hobbies or passions and their big job at age 40 is being a cashier. WTF?!
Sadly, to these women having a vergina is all they need. (in their mind and the minds of the gentlemen who "entertain" these ladies) Apparently just showing up is all it takes in their minds. It's your/our jobs to make everything else happen because they showed up with their lady parts. I avoid these ladies like ebola. At some point, they will find a man who thinks just like they do and they will both live a moderately boring life together. Most likely, they will not find a man all while making social media posts about "real men" don't exist anymore.
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Then we have the boring clowns that tell me they have no hobbies or passions and their big job at age 40 is being a cashier. WTF?!
You want to have some fun? The next time you hear their big job is being a cashier, ask them what change you get if you give her $10.02 for a $8.27 purchase. No calculator allowed. I guarantee you will see a doe in headlights. It boggles my brain how no one can make change unless they key it into the register.
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You want to have some fun? The next time you hear their big job is being a cashier, ask them what change you get if you give her $10.02 for a $8.27 purchase. No calculator allowed. I guarantee you will see a doe in headlights. It boggles my brain how no one can make change unless they key it into the register.
I was going to offer the answer to your query, but our office doesn't have a cash register for me to consult.
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I was going to offer the answer to your query, but our office doesn't have a cash register for me to consult.
The struggle is real. It has happened to me many times at Starbucks, local grocery stores. I'll hand over the bill(s), the cashier enters the bill amount in and then they freeze when I give them some change too. Even something as simple as me giving them a quarter for something that was say $11.25.
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