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      09-01-2015, 11:30 PM   #4005
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Back in the day (WAY BACK) I could touch 11' with a running 3 step approach...
Me too,but now I can't even get on a F150 without the stepper.
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Back in the day (WAY BACK) I could touch 11' with a running 3 step approach...
Me too,but now I can't even get on a F150 without the stepper.
Stop the truck chatter, shorty!
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Stop the truck chatter, shorty!
Look who's talking shrimp!
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Stop the truck chatter, shorty!
Look who's talking shrimp!
Hey, stay out of this, you damn giant!
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      09-02-2015, 12:09 AM   #4009
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Hey, stay out of this, you damn giant!
Giant and Shrimp....
I might have a Giant Shrimp for dinner tomorrow.... ummmmmmmm

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Sara honey - while is sincerely appreciate the kind words on the accent (I really do) - you can't cosmetically grow to 6'....you have to be at least 5'11" to ride this ride
Easiest $92 mil ever made
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Giant and Shrimp....
I might have a Giant Shrimp for dinner tomorrow.... ummmmmmmm

Oh damn that looks yummy!!!
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Oh damn that looks yummy!!!
Relax...that's not a french fry.
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Giant and Shrimp....
I might have a Giant Shrimp for dinner tomorrow.... ummmmmmmm

I want that on to my plate.

Jalapenos for dinner again.
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Oh damn that looks yummy!!!
Relax...that's not a french fry.
Hey, I like fancy food too! I just don't cook it
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This thread had gotten so good when mystery man came out of nowhere.


Now..,look at this place you all have created
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      09-02-2015, 12:28 AM   #4017
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Relax...that's not a french fry.
Hey, I like fancy food too! I just don't cook it
Now how do you expect to attract your PoP when you don't cook stuff like that?
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Now how do you expect to attract your PoP when you don't cook stuff like that?
I'll teach her if she ever feels like she needs a pop instead of a spouse.
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      09-02-2015, 12:32 AM   #4019
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Now how do you expect to attract your PoP when you don't cook stuff like that?
I'll teach her if she ever feels like she needs a pop instead of a spouse.
School her in the ways of Finnish men and Marimekko fabric
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School her in the ways of Finnish men and Marimekko fabric
Fuck, forget that horrible marimekko already, I've said I'm sorry you've seen them.

Finnish men are too exotic to anyone (read weird). I wouldn't do that to the shrimp.
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Oh damn that looks yummy!!!
Relax...that's not a french fry.
Hey, I like fancy food too! I just don't cook it
Now how do you expect to attract your PoP when you don't cook stuff like that?
I have other talents...








Like a sense of humour and intelligence and I can build weird things like secret bookcase doors
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Fuck, forget that horrible marimekko already, I've said I'm sorry you've seen them.
Should I bury my GF's bag?
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This thread had gotten so good when mystery man came out of nowhere.


Now..,look at this place you all have created
Yup C5driver was the catalyst to drive this thread going at this late night.
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Like a sense of humour and intelligence and I can build weird things like secret bookcase doors
You're also a magnet for horrible replies. What normal person would say those things??
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Should I bury my GF's bag?
Burn it first. Those things are hard to destroy
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Yup C5driver was the catalyst to drive this thread going at this late night.
Whaaaaaattttt??
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