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      04-20-2021, 06:42 PM   #375
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The Ice Cream Truck

Every time the music played meant they were out of ice cream.

That's what my parents told me.
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The Ice Cream Truck

Every time the music played meant they were out of ice cream.

That's what my parents told me.
You had mean parents.
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Every time the music played meant they were out of ice cream.

That's what my parents told me.
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You had mean parents.
They had ice cream back then?????
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The Ice Cream Truck

Every time the music played meant they were out of ice cream.

That's what my parents told me.
What did they say when you told them it's not true..
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      04-24-2021, 06:51 AM   #385
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What did they say when you told them it's not true..
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