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      10-30-2018, 11:25 AM   #1145
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& you still have not nailed down a no kids date. SMH, just leave her alone.
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we're going to the wine and food pairing on sunday I may see if we can hook up thu. and she's also going with me to get a sport coat for the pairing. no kids
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Better at least kiss her this time. I feel like we're watching two 14 year olds going on their first date ever.
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More like a high school dance where the teachers come around and hold a ruler in between the kids.
ENOUGH!! I've heard quite enough of this.

upstatedoc , allow me to get you back on track. The next time you see her do the following without saying a word:

Walk up to her.
Spin her around so that her back is to you.
Push her forward at the waist while grabbing her hair with your right hand and pulling her head slightly back.
Cup her boob with your left hand and lean forward whispering into her ear; "I'm just testing for later in the evening."

She will lose her mind.
The entire maneuver should take less than 5 seconds.

You're welcome.
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ENOUGH!! I've heard quite enough of this.

upstatedoc , allow me to get you back on track. The next time you see her do the following without saying a word:

Walk up to her.
Spin her around so that her back is to you.
Push her forward at the waist while grabbing her hair with your right hand and pulling her head slightly back.
Cup her boob with your left hand and lean forward whispering into her ear; "I'm just testing for later in the evening."

She will lose her mind.
The entire maneuver should take less than 5 seconds.

You're welcome.
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      10-30-2018, 11:38 AM   #1147
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ENOUGH!! I've heard quite enough of this.

upstatedoc , allow me to get you back on track. The next time you see her do the following without saying a word:

Walk up to her.
Spin her around so that her back is to you.
Push her forward at the waist while grabbing her hair with your right hand and pulling her head slightly back.
Cup her boob with your left hand and lean forward whispering into her ear; "I'm just testing for later in the evening."

She will lose her mind.
The entire maneuver should take less than 5 seconds.

You're welcome.
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      10-30-2018, 12:13 PM   #1148
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Pass

Don't have her number so maybe you were a one night stand
possibly, tbh she goes to another school so i'm not down on being/becoming attached when there's an hour of highway between her and i

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ENOUGH!! I've heard quite enough of this.

upstatedoc , allow me to get you back on track. The next time you see her do the following without saying a word:

Walk up to her.
Spin her around so that her back is to you.
Push her forward at the waist while grabbing her hair with your right hand and pulling her head slightly back.
Cup her boob with your left hand and lean forward whispering into her ear; "I'm just testing for later in the evening."

She will lose her mind.
The entire maneuver should take less than 5 seconds.

You're welcome.
Cheers-mk
10/10 i'd sleep with upstatedoc if he pulled this on me
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& you still have not nailed down a no kids date. SMH, just leave her alone.
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we're going to the wine and food pairing on sunday I may see if we can hook up thu. and she's also going with me to get a sport coat for the pairing. no kids
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Better at least kiss her this time. I feel like we're watching two 14 year olds going on their first date ever.
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More like a high school dance where the teachers come around and hold a ruler in between the kids.
ENOUGH!! I've heard quite enough of this.

upstatedoc , allow me to get you back on track. The next time you see her do the following without saying a word:

Walk up to her.
Spin her around so that her back is to you.
Push her forward at the waist while grabbing her hair with your right hand and pulling her head slightly back.
Cup her boob with your left hand and lean forward whispering into her ear; "I'm just testing for later in the evening."

She will lose her mind.
The entire maneuver should take less than 5 seconds.

You're welcome.
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@upstatedoc you're golden now, no more excuses!

Do it tonight ffs
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      10-30-2018, 12:16 PM   #1150
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ENOUGH!! I've heard quite enough of this.

upstatedoc , allow me to get you back on track. The next time you see her do the following without saying a word:

Walk up to her.
Spin her around so that her back is to you.
Push her forward at the waist while grabbing her hair with your right hand and pulling her head slightly back.
Cup her boob with your left hand and lean forward whispering into her ear; "I'm just testing for later in the evening."

She will lose her mind.
The entire maneuver should take less than 5 seconds.

You're welcome.
Cheers-mk

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we're going to the wine and food pairing on sunday I may see if we can hook up thu. and she's also going with me to get a sport coat for the pairing. no kids
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@upstatedoc you're golden now, no more excuses!

Do it tonight ffs
Yes, take action please, for all of our sakes, but especially poor OnerDriver who is going to die of blue balls if you don't!
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we're going to the wine and food pairing on sunday I may see if we can hook up thu. and she's also going with me to get a sport coat for the pairing. no kids
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@upstatedoc you're golden now, no more excuses!

Do it tonight ffs
Yes, take action please, for all of our sakes, but especially poor OnerDriver who is going to die of blue balls if you don't!
I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      10-30-2018, 12:58 PM   #1153
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possibly, tbh she goes to another school so i'm not down on being/becoming attached when there's an hour of highway between her and i


10/10 i'd sleep with upstatedoc if he pulled this on me
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don't undersell yourself!
we can definitely make that happen, hell we'd even make OnerDriver happy(?) as well, and danielle would be able to rationalize as to why you never made moves!

no homo
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      10-30-2018, 01:11 PM   #1155
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possibly, tbh she goes to another school so i'm not down on being/becoming attached when there's an hour of highway between her and i

Hmm she must not be hot enough. I've definitely driven more than an hour for one of my exes. Worth it every single time.
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Hmm she must not be hot enough. I've definitely driven more than an hour for one of my exes. Worth it every single time.
Yea, that's not enough when you genuinely like someone & see a future.
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Hmm she must not be hot enough. I've definitely driven more than an hour for one of my exes. Worth it every single time.
i mean yeah she's hot but not worth my time/money to drive an hour and a half to bloomingdale
especially when on campus if it's just about getting laid i can match and even beat (at least potentially) her looks...

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Yea, that's not enough when you genuinely like someone & see a future.
let's not get carried away lol
she's nice but i found her last name through the party's event page AFTER she left to drive back - its safe to assume she thinks i dont know her last name

if things pick up then yeah an hour drive isn't anything but there's still a solid amount of time until i'd be okay with that + she's away, fuck long distance relationships
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i mean yeah she's hot but not worth my time/money to drive an hour and a half to bloomingdale
especially when on campus if it's just about getting laid i can match and even beat (at least potentially) her looks...


let's not get carried away lol
she's nice but i found her last name through the party's event page AFTER she left to drive back - its safe to assume she thinks i dont know her last name

if things pick up then yeah an hour drive isn't anything but there's still a solid amount of time until i'd be okay with that + she's away, fuck long distance relationships
What's that have to do with it? I have banged women on 1st date w/o knowing their last name & they didn't ask for mine yet either.
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i mean yeah she's hot but not worth my time/money to drive an hour and a half to bloomingdale
especially when on campus if it's just about getting laid i can match and even beat (at least potentially) her looks...


let's not get carried away lol
she's nice but i found her last name through the party's event page AFTER she left to drive back - its safe to assume she thinks i dont know her last name

if things pick up then yeah an hour drive isn't anything but there's still a solid amount of time until i'd be okay with that + she's away, fuck long distance relationships

Makes sense, yeah never good to jump into something long distance hoping it will work. Totally different though if you genuinely like the person and there is a very strong connection.
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Makes sense, yeah never good to jump into something long distance hoping it will work. Totally different though if you genuinely like the person and there is a very strong connection.
When did 1 hr become LD?
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When did 1 hr become LD?
Have you read dating site profiles where women insist the guy lives in the same town/city? I always laugh thinking "that's why you are forever alone".

1 hour is nothing for me. That's why I drive a BMW. I've driven further for Tacos.
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Have you read dating site profiles where women insist the guy lives in the same town/city? I always laugh thinking "that's why you are forever alone".

1 hour is nothing for me. That's why I drive a BMW. I've driven further for Tacos.
Absolutely & I too laugh at them.
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Have you read dating site profiles where women insist the guy lives in the same town/city? I always laugh thinking "that's why you are forever alone".

1 hour is nothing for me. That's why I drive a BMW. I've driven further for Tacos.
Absolutely & I too laugh at them.
To be fair you should be the one asking for close quarters girls...

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