What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hi mike. I'm looking in your window. You do seem happy. -Love Stripping Stalker

haha

her last text to me was "i made contact with extra terrestrials" and I didnt answer. That was on monday, I cant do it anymore..

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Not racist, but it shows you lack the skills of Sherlock Holmes.

First, he is the money behind the operation.
How do I know?
He has a pager.
Only doctors have pagers.
He also looks to be mid 40s.
Mid 40s and a doctor means that his student loans are paid off.
No student loans plus a doctor means that he has disposable income.
He loves meat, so he is using the disposable income to finance a BBQ place.

Also, he's Hispanic.

Yea I was going to say he wasnt white

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mike.

haha

her last text to me was "i made contact with extra terrestrials" and I didnt answer. That was on monday, I cant do it anymore..

Oh... Terrestrials. That would be a whole different sentence if that said "testicles".

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Oh... Terrestrials. That would be a whole different sentence if that said "testicles".

I want to post shit and show you guys what I went through but I feel like someone will know her on here and rat me out --then i'll really get killed

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mike.

I want to post shit and show you guys what I went through but I feel like someone will know her on here and rat me out --then i'll really get killed

Post some screenshots of the texts! Just black out her name!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Oh... Terrestrials. That would be a whole different sentence if that said "testicles".

Dammit. That's what I was thinking.

[jtodd_fl]

At my daughter's school - SAT day. I see this???
smh
Paging Verbiage you trade the Mini in for this? #stanceklubz

[1MOREMOD]

Track day at the ridge.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Track day at the ridge.

Enjoy man. Would love you pics. Good luck.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Post some screenshots of the texts! Just black out her name!

ok ok these are the PG to PG 13 texts.

On aliens:


On me


Things escalated quickly:


Ugh face palm:


on handling things like an adult at the rap studio:


On these WHACK ass guys


On bears:


My work stress vs her work stress


On a normal day:


THIS was totally random

[Mike.]

Enjoy, I do it for the lulz. I hope you guys appreciate this SHIT

edit: turns out I was calling her a different name then her real name for a month

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mike.

Enjoy, I do it for the lulz. I hope you guys appreciate this SHIT

edit: turns out I was calling her a different name then her real name for a month

Not really LOLing, more like WTFing.
Why do you continue texting this nutjob? Just for a back up booty call? Otherwise stop asking how her day was and stuff. Ugh.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Not really LOLing, more like WTFing.
Why do you continue texting this nutjob? Just for a back up booty call? Otherwise stop asking how her day was and stuff. Ugh.

We stopped talking on monday. I realized it was so bad

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mike.

We stopped talking on monday. I realized it was so bad

Haha, ok good!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

At my daughter's school - SAT day. I see this???
smh
Paging Verbiage you trade the Mini in for this? #stanceklubz

Dude, just pictured a HS kid like the "No Ragrets" guy. Hope he doesn't try to roll up on your daughter.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Dude, just pictured a HS kid like the "No Ragrets" guy. Hope he doesn't try to roll up on your daughter.

Hah. Perfect. He wouldn't stand a chance. His parents better hope he doesn't do that.

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

At my daughter's school - SAT day. I see this???
smh
Paging Verbiage you trade the Mini in for this? #stanceklubz

Car isn't that low and stanced from this view point.

Also, how hot is it in Florida today? The heat is bending the air waves and making the photo all blurry.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Car isn't that low and stanced from this view point.

Also, how hot is it in Florida today? The heat is bending the air waves and making the photo all blurry.

Hehe. Actually cool - like 82. I was far away and CSId the picture.

[Lucky John]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Not racist, but it shows you lack the skills of Sherlock Holmes.

First, he is the money behind the operation.
How do I know?
He has a pager.
Only doctors have pagers.
He also looks to be mid 40s.
Mid 40s and a doctor means that his student loans are paid off.
No student loans plus a doctor means that he has disposable income.
He loves meat, so he is using the disposable income to finance a BBQ place.

Also, he's Hispanic.

In my mind the white guy is in the second row on the right with his hands up in the air and smile on his face.

"Is this Hotel pager friendly??" Every time I watch that movie I crack up and every time I see a pager that's what it reminds me of.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Lucky John

In my mind the white guy is in the second row on the right with his hands up in the air and smile on his face.

"Is this Hotel pager friendly??" Every time I watch that movie I crack up and every time I see a pager that's what it reminds me of.

That might not be a pager. It might be a diabetic or cardiac monitor.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mike.

weirdness

So, just to be clear, you're blue... Right?

[Mywifes335]

Too funny. Had to post.